男生:?
警察:?
全惜雪:?
这也太炸裂了!
sheidoumeiyouxiangdao,zaizheigejinyaoguantou,subaizhijiefanshoutaochuleshoujizhibo。
这是疯了吧!
quanxixuekanzhezheiyimu,renbuzhujinghu:“nizaizheizhenghuoshiyaonamingzhengma?!weixiana!”
mingmingyeniudouyaochongguolaile,zheigeshihouhaizaigaojiemuxiaoguo,zheishixiangqianxiangfengleba!
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ersubaishenhoubuyuanchuzhengshiyitoujichiguolaideyeniu。
!!!
“!zhubo,nizheitemedelaizhendea!”
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“huiqi,dianjinlaijiukandekansiwangzhibo!”
“……”
suiranshuotamenzaidianjinlaideshihouyezhuyidaolezhibojianshangdebiaotifangshengyeniu。
keshisheidoumeiyouxiangdaosubaijuranhuilaizhende。
erqiezheicaigangxiabomeiduojiu,zheishicongnalizhaolaideyeniu!
“dajiahao,zheiciwomenjiangyaofangshengyeniu,fangshengjiushigaiyun,fangshengjiushizhibing……”
haimeidengtabahuashuowan,zhongrenbiankandaoyeniuyijinglaidaolesubaideshenhou。
zhijianjijiangzhuangdaosubaideshihou,yeniudixialetou,zaibikailejianruideniujiaohou,zhijiebasubaidingfeileqilai。
“**!”
subaizhilaidejishuoyisheng**,jiuzhijiebeiluodaoleyeniudebeishang。
erzaizheidianguanghuoshidechanei,subaixiayishiyongzuoshouzhuazhuleyeniuneijianruideniujiao。
erxiayimiao,yeniuyiqijuechen,feikuaidedaizhesubaichaozheyuanchupaoqu。
观众:?
全惜雪:?
警察:?
这什么鬼啊!
ruguogangcaitamenmeiyoukancuodehua,subaijuranzhijiehuashenyeniuqishi。
“hu!gangcaiwohaimeiyoushuowan,zongzhi……fangshengnenggouxingshanjide,gaibian……womendeweilai!”
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观众们:?
“douyijingshenmeshihoule,juranhaizaizhibo!nizheizhenshizibenjiadexintouhaoa!”
“zhubo,ganjinxiangbanfaxiaqua,nizheizhendeshihuoniwaileba!”
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“……”
mingmingshishiwanhuojideweijiguantou,subaijuranhaizailiezuixiao,zheirangtamendoubudebugantansubaidedaxinzang。
zheizhongshihou,ruguohuanyigerenkongpadoubeihedekudiehanniangle!
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“buxing,yihouhaishidehuanyigehaodezhibozhuangbei,zheiyetaibufangbianle!”
sisizhuazheniujiaodesubaizaizheigeshihouhaibuwangzaixinlitucaoleyixianazheshoujizhibobufangbian。
zhisuoyitameiyoutaiguojinzhangyeshiyinweitanenggouheyeniugoutong。
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“xiongdimendongdongnimenfacaidexiaoshou,diandianguanzhu,zhubozaixianqiudashang!”
……
kanzhehaizainiubeishangdianbodesubai,wangyoumendoubeizheifanhualeidewaijiaolinen。
“xianzaidezhubokezhenshiguaiwu,zheidoubunengshuodandale,zheidoubuyaomingle!”
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shuozhe,zhibojianlimianjielianbuduandexiangqiledashangliwudeyinxiao。
“xiongdimen,biewanglediandianxiaohongxin!bijingfangshengyeniukeshidagongde,dajiajianzheyoufen!”
kanzhebutingdanchulaideliwutexiao,subaigengqijingle!
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“wozhendexiexieniao,zaizheigeshihouhaibuwangjijiwomenfenyixiegongde!”
“nirendouyaosile,biekouwomengongdewodouxietianxiedile!”
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“wodetian,zheigeyeniudesuduyetaikuaileba!zhubozheihainengchengduojiua?”
“……”
shuoguishuo,wangyoumenhaishibuxiangkandaosubaifashengshenmeyiwai。
xianbushuobiede,jiumuqianyeniubenpaodesudu,zhishaodadaolemeixiaoshiwushigongli,guangshikanzhejiurangtamenxinjingdanzhan。
erqietamenyezhidao,zheiheqimabutong,qimahaiyoujiangshengmaanzhileide,kesubaixianzaishenshangkeshishenmecuoshidoumeiyou。
yidanlijiehuozheshibuxiaoxinsongshou,neidengdaisubaidebuganxiangxiang。
“buxing,zheiyeniudesudushizaishitaikuaile,suiranshuowozhidaotaxiangyaohuiguidaziran,danshixinjichibuleredoufua!”
“weileanquan,womenhaishirangyeniumanyidianba!”
sisizhuazheniujiaodesubaidouganjuedaolezijizuoshouyinyinyouxiefali,kehaishikanzhejingtoujieshuoleqilai。
观众:?
gangcaineijuhuatamendoutingshale,shenmexiangyaohuiguidazirana!zheifenmingshiyijingfakuanglehaoma?
erqiezheiyaozenmerangyeniutingxialai,zheinanbuchengheyeniushuohuama?
zheihaizhendeyiweishizidongdangxiaocheni,xiangmanjiumana?
erqie,zheidoushenmeshihoule,haizaigaojiemuxiaoguo!
zheirangtamendoubuzhidaocongnalikaikoutucaole。
kejiuzaizheishi,tamenturanfaxiannazheshoujidesubaizhengyongjiaojiangzijicengshangquleyidian。
jinjiezhetamenjiukandaolesubaicoudaoleniudebozipangbian:“mou!(niuxiong,manyidian!)”
观众:???
啊?
zheiyike,tamensanguandouzhaliele,zheiquedingmeiyounaozhewanma?
zheimoujiunengrangyeniutingxialaima?
这种事情怎么可……
erbukesiyideyimuturanfashengle,yeniudesudujuranzhendejianglexialai。
啊?
wangyoumenyishijianmanlianwenhao。
警局内。
yishenzhejingchazhifu,yingzisashuangdenvjingguanzhengshenqingningzhongdechulizhegongwu。
jiuzaizheishi,yipangdedianhuaxiangle,kegangjietongdianhua,tadeliansejiubiandeyichangningzhong。
“a?shenme?nalaideyeniu?!”
“yourenbeiyeniudingpaole?”
“ganjinlianxiwuzhuangneibian,likediaodongzhishengji!jinrujinjizhuangtai!”