第一章:一字卦
shangwushifen,qinglangdesuhangshangkongturananwutianri。jinjiezheyidaoziseshandianhuapotianji。
zhengdangzhongrenyilunqizheihanjiandeqixiangshi,zhongyanggongyuandejiaoluo,quehuanhuanzouchuyishencaixiaoshoudeqingnian。
mingmingyijingrudong,qingnianquechuanzhedanbodetxuhepodongniuziku。
waijiaheiseyashemaohejinjinluchuyishuangyanjingdekouzhao,kanshangqushifenlinglei。
qingniantaiqitou,ruoyousuosideguanchaqizhouweihuanjing。
suihouxiaoshengdao:“kanlaiwozhendezhongshengle,zheilishicengjingdediqiu。”
suiranjiyiyouxiehunluan,dantaqingchujideqianyikezijihaizailingjiedujie。
mingmingzhichabanbujiunengdengshangshendizhiwei,buliaoquezaidujieqijiantuzaosandadizudeansuan。
shuaileshuainaodai,qingnianlikejianchaqizishendantian。
dangtafaxiantineidexiuweizaoyixiaoshideganganjingjingshi,budebuzichaoyixiao。
“he,sanqianniandexiuzhendadao,daotoulaizhongjiushiyichangmeng……”
qingnianyuanmingqinfan,naishisuhangfukediguodeqinjiasanshaoye。
yinweicongxiaotiruoduobing,jiashangmuqinyoumeishenmebeijing,congxiaobianshoujinzuneigezhongdelengchaorefeng。
shiwusuineinian,taduziqianwangsuhangjiaoqubieshu,kanwangtangzaibingchuangshangdemuqin。
buliaowuqingdedahuoqueduozoulemuqindeshengming,gengduozouletaguangxianliangliderongmao。
zineiyihou,tabeifulejianjiehaisiqinshengmuqindezuiming。
shihouzuzhongzhangzhekantakelian,jiushuoshiwuyijianzaochengdehuozai。
danzhiyoutazijiqingchu,neichangdahuoshiyourenzaibeihouguyicaozong!
“weishenmebunengrangwohuidaomuqinzaishideneitian?yiwoxianzaidenengli,dingnengzhihaomuqindebing。”
qinfandebiaoqing,chongmanlebuganyuwunai。
tongshiyouqingxingdangnianzaijiyuanqiaohexia,datongleqianwanglingjiedesuidao。
buran,zhenyaobeitamenwansi……
qinfansuijizhuanshen,wangxiangbuyuanchudushuyizhideqinshidasha,biaoqingzhujianbingleng。
“qinjia,nimenkecengxiangguowoqinfanzheisanqianniandebianhua?youkecengxiangguowoqinfanhainenghuilai?”
jirannengzhonghuoyishi,qinfanziranbuhuizaihuneduri。
tadoudouzhuanzhuanzhaolejiachennianzahuopu,taochujinyoudeshijikuaiqianmailesanzhangkongbaifuzhuan。
yutaeryan,zheishizhuanqiandemendao。
napaqianniandexiuweiyijingmeile,dantineihaishangcunbingweiwanquanxiaosandexiexulingqi。
piankehou,qinfandingzheshouzhongdesanzhangchengpinqiangshenfu。
“peidaicifuzhe,keqiangshenjiantifengxionghuaji。xiangbizaizheier,yinggainengmaigehaojiaqian。”
budahuier,qinfanlaidaobuyuanchudetianqiaoxidierzuo。
zhishimaifudeguochengzhong,shibushibianhuiyinlaixiexuzhengyi。
duici,qinfandaoyemeizenmezaiyi。ershiruoyousuosidedaliangzhezhouweishuxidegaoloudasha。
zhidaoxianzai,tahaiyouzhongjibuzhenshideganjue。
fangfozheiyiqiedouzhishidujieshisuoyudaodexinmo,xiangyaoshitucuihuitasanqianniandexiuzhendadao。
dansandadizutouxishizhen,tongshiyoudongyonglejiutianshenqi。
neikeshilingjiebuchushidewushangfabao。jibianzhenzhengdeshendijiangshi,yezugoutaheshangyihu……
“xiaoxiongdi,kannizheimenianqingzuodianshabuhao,pianpianyaolaibaitanmaifu?”
lianggexiaoshiguoqu,zhongyuyourenyuanzhuzuyutajiaoliu。taitouyikan,queshigenianguobanbaidehuajialaoren。
“yeye,gengepianziyoushenmehaoshuode,womenhaiganzhequwuguanni!”
laozheshenpang,haigenzheyiqingchunjinglidexiaomeinv,kanshangquzuiduozhiyoushiliuqisui。
henmingxian,xiaomeinvbingbuxihuanqinfan。
doushenmeniandailehaizaizheizhuangshennongguibushuo,waijiaqinfanzheiyishendabanyelingtashifenfangan。
zhishidangqinfantingdaowuguanshi,bujinyangleyangmei。
ruodadeyanxia,jinchuzanglongwohuzhibei。
haishiqinjiasanshaoyedeta,jiucengtingwenzheishishangcunzaizhebushaoyinshijiazu。
zheixiejiazuqingyibuchushi,yidanchushibijiangyinqixuanran**。
jiulianqinjiazhizhu,doubudebuduitamenlirangsanfen。
“nineishishenmeyanshen?”
buzhibujuejian,qinfanduokanlexiaomeinvliangyan,zhishimuguangzhongchongchizhebuxie。
“zaikan,xinbuxinbenxiaojiebanideyanzhuwachulai?!”
xiaomeinvchongfenjiangdaxiaojiedediaomanrenxing,fahuidelinlijinzhi。
danpingzheidian,qinfanyegengjiaquedingzheiduiyesundeyinzheshenfen。
tabuyulihui,ershiwangxiangbaifalaozhe,mianwubiaoqingdeshuodao:“yaomaijiumai,bumaibiedangdao。”
cihuayichu,laozhedebiaoqingdunshixiandeshifenguguai。
fanguanxiaomeinvculecumei,bumandao:“nizheirenshibushinaodaiyouwenti?daodisheizaidangdao?!”
yaoshuotianqiaodelumianshuodabuda,shuoxiaobuxiao。
qinfanzaizhongyangzheimeyibai,queshiyouxiebudidao。
buguo,yekenenggentazailingjiesuixingguanleyouguan。
huashuolaozhebenyishikanqinfankelian,xiangjidianbangzhu。
bijinghaoburongyichulaiyitang,shidianshanjuyeduirihoudexiulianyouhaochu。
suoxingnaqiyizhangfuzhuan,youcongxiujianquchusanzhangbaiyuandachao,hehexiaodao:“xiaoxiongdi,zheifuwomaile。”
benyiweiyanqiandexiaojiahuo,huihaobuyouyudebaqiannazou。
buliaohaimeidengtashenshou,qinfanquebujinbumandehuidao:“sanwan。”
“ha?nizenmebuquqiang?”
xiaomeinvzhengdaleshuangyan,bukesiyidewangxiangqinfan。
tahaishidiyicijiandaozheimebukeliyudejiahuo。yuanyimaijiubucuole,hairucidebushitaiju!
“sanwanyijinghenbianyile。bushikannimenyouyuan,qibuzhishaoshiwan。”
qinfanzheihuakebushisuibianshuoshuo。
yaozhidaotaqishibingbuchazheisanwankuaiqian。suibianzhaogetuhao,bangmangkancifengshuijiunengzhuantagebaibashiwan。
kexitabingbuxiangzaiyuhaomen,yourenheguage。
“神经病!”
xiaomeinvshuowan,niutoujiuzou。
daoshilaozheqingtanlekouqi,shuodao:“laofuyuanhuaqianmaipingan,niyuanzhuandianshenghuofei,zheiyangbuhaome?”
qinfantinghou,xinzhongbujinlengxiao。
lianfukediguodeqinjiadoudezhudongbajiedeyinzhe,haihuizaihuzheisanwankuaiqian?
laozhesuiranxiangzou,danhaishishibushidehuitouzhangwang。
yitazheimeduoniandeyuelilaikan,shenhoudexiaojiahuotiedinghuihouhui,zaitianzhelianlaiyaozheisanbaikuaiqian。
shishizhengming,qinfanbingmeiyouzheimezuo。
“yeye,niganmalaohuitoukanta?tajiushigeshenjingbing,heng!”
xiaomeinvyueshuoyueqi,kelaozhequeyinyinjuedeshiyouxiqiao。
“manman,neixiaoxiongdimaidefuzhi,haoxiangshiyouxiemendao……”
buzhishibushicuojue。dangnaqifuzhideneiyike,tanengmingxianganshoudaozhenzhennuanliuyongrutinei。
dangran,zheiyezhiyoushenweiyinzhedeta,cainengqingchuganshoudao。
huanchengputongren,buhuiyourenheganjue。
chiyilepianke,laozhezuizhongjuedinghuidaoqinfandetanweiqian。
“xiaoxiongdi,zheijiaoqiangshenfuduiba?bianyixie,jiangdaosanqianlaofujiumai。”
三千?开玩笑?
qinfanqianshikeshixiandijidecunzai,gengshiweishubuduonengtarujianxianxingliedejiandaoguicai。
tasuolianhuadefuzhuan,suisuibianbianjiunengmaichubaijinlingshi。
neikeshianjinlaisuan,rujinmaigesanwanrmbdouyourenxiangui?
jianqinfanbuyulihui,laozhesihuyouxiejile。
butingdeditoukanshoubiao,zuizhongzhihaoyouwangshangjialeliangqian。
“yeye,niyaoshixihuan,wojiutuopengyouqumaoshanqingjizhanghuilai!”
xiaomeinvqihuhudezoulehuilai。shuohuadetongshi,haibuwangehenhendedengleyanqinfan。
qinfanquehaobuzaiyide,miaoleyantianqiaoxiaderenxinghengdao。
“laoyezi,burusongniyiguaruhe?”
“shenmeyisi?”laozhelengleleng,chushengwendao。
“nizheisunnvkongpajinriyounan,suoyiwoxiangsongtayigezi。”qinfanbudongshengsedehuidao。
“什么字?”
yaozhidaolaozhexianglaichongnizijizheibaobeisunnv。tingwendahuolintou,xiayishidejinzhangdao。
“滚。”
meicuo,zheijiushiqinfansongjilaozhesunnvdeyizigua。kezheizi,tingshangquyichangcier。jiujianlaozhezhujianzhandouzheshenzi,naoxiuchengnudehoudao:“nizheixiaowawa,shizailingrenhuoda!”
shuowan,dashouyishuaizhijiezouren。
qinfanjianhouquezhishiyaoleyaotou,bingmeiyourenheliurendejudong。
zhidaomusongyesundebeiyingjianxingjianyuan,caiqishendandandeshuodao:“nimenhenkuaibianyaohouhui……”