jianrongrongzhanzaifengzhonglingluanlexujiu，caicongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai。
rucigouxuejuqing，tadounengpengshang！
huangusizhou，faxianzijibeiliaoxiadezheitiaomalu，jingranqinglengdebutongxunchang。
bieshuochele，liangehuodexingrendoukanbudao！
jianrongrongemole，juqingdashenzheimelihaidema？
nandaotajintianzhudingqubulexiaxiaodeshengrihuile？
……
shifenzhongguoqule，jianrongrongyiliangchedoumeiyoukandao，shoujishangdedacheruanjianyemeiyourenhexiaoxi。
tajinhujuewangdibaozhumalubiandeyigendianxianganzi，yanshendaizhidiwangzhetian，neixinaihao——tianyao……
不对。
——剧情要亡我啊！
“嗡——”
yiliangturanchuxiandemotuoche，daizhexunmengdejifengcongjianrongrongshenbianfeichierguo，haoqiaobuqiaodiyazaibuyuanchudejishuikengshang，wushuifeijian。
jianrongrongditouyikan，zijibenjiuhaimeigantoudequnzishang，shunjiankaileyidapiantuhuangsede‘huaduo’。
“……”
jiandaxiaojieshunjianbaozhale，xiaojiaoyiduo，zhizhedishangdeshuikengduizhetoudingdetaiyangdama：
“nitamazheimedagetaiyang，38°deqiwen，jiboyoumalushangliuxiazheimedayishuikeng，nijuedehelima？a？！”
xiangxiangzijizaizheiduanduanbudaoyigexiaoshinei，jingranjinglilezheimeduokunan，jianrongrongfeidouyaoqizhale，jiashangduijuqingdekongju，jiyazaixiongqianglideyuqiyuelaiyuezhong。
mawantaiyanghou，xiaozuiyibie，wadiyishengkuhaoqilai——“wotmyetaicanlebawuwuwu～～～”
什么鬼的剧情啊！
rangtazuopeijiaojiusuanle，haijitayigezheimecandejieju！
haiyaokongzhitazuoneimeduo，tajianrongronggenbenbukenengzuochulaideshiqing！
sijici，jianrongrongbaozhetuizailubiandunxia，qingxuchedibengkui，“tiana！wobuxiangzuoedunvpei！wobuxiangjinjingshenbingyuan！wobuxiangpochana！”
“gea，nibuyaojinjianyua！”
“baba，mama，nimendousile，wozenmebana！”
“呜呜呜——”
buyuanchudeshizilukou，tingzheyiliangheisedemaibahe。
houzuodechechuangbanjiang，yigeshenzhezhengzhuangdenanrenzhengjinjinyouweidikanzhezheiyimu，huankuaidikezheshoulideguazi。
jiashizuodezhuliconghoushijinglikanleyiyan。
zijiabossmianwubiaoqinggaolengguiyan，guaziquekedeshifenhuankuai。
tazuijiaorenbuzhuchouchuleyixia，kaikouwendao：“laoda，yaoqubangbangzheiweixiaojiema？”
jianghengzhoudandandisaoletayiyan，cixingshengyinzhongdaizhetianrandejinleng，“womenhenxianma？”
助理：“……”
bumanninshuo，zanmenqueshitingxiande。
xiandezaizheikanyigeshouleweiqudexiaoguniang，dunmalubiankuhaoshiduofenzhongle……
“咳。”
zaizhulichongmanqianzedeshixianzhong，jianghengzhousihuzhongyuyishidao，zijizheimexingzailehuodekanxi，queshiyoudianbutaidaode。
yushinanrenshouqishoulideguazi，ranhoubianxifasidecongshenhoutaochuyibaoshupian，mianwubiaoqingdichaikai……jixukan~~
助理：“……”
汗颜望天。
neitou，jianrongrongkuhaodeshengyinyuelaiyuexiao。
——zhuyaoshiyinweitakuleile。
chouchoudadadiyonglimoleyibayanlei，jiandaxiaojiefaxieleyitongyuanqihou，juedezijibuyinggaijiucirenming。
zhiyaoxiaxiaodeshengrihuihaimeiyoujieshu，tajiuhaiyougaibianjuqingdejihui！
jiusuanshizou，tajintianyeyaozoudaoshengrihuidewutaishangqu！
jianrongrongqishen，pailepaizijiyijingchedihuidiaodequnzi。
taitoudeshunjian，tadeyuguangmengdidinggezaineiliangmaibaheshang，dadadexingmoushunjianranqilemingweixiwangdeguangmang。
“！！！”
jianghengzhouxiangshiyugandaoleshenme，niutoulianmangduizhulihandao：“kuai！kuaizou！”