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“daoyan,nibeihunchuanlema?zenmehuianpaizheizhongxiangmujiwomen……”jinyuanqingzhijiepaodaotamianqian,kaishiroudaoyandelian。

quanchangbeitazheigedongzuo,doudedaxiao。

huxiaoyuyijingbushizuotiandanchundehuxiaoyule,tamosuoleyixiazijidexiaba,“wowendaoleyisiyinmoudeweidao。”

pangbiandexujunzheyexuezhetadedongzuo,diandiantou,“woyeshi。”

wenshipietamenyiyan,“haiyongxiangma?kendingyouyinmoua。”tachuozhepanlidekaochang,“hubian……buhuiyaorangwomendiaoyuzhileideba?”

tazheibiangangshuowan,neibiandaoyanzujiubaofaleyizhenxiaosheng。

woqu,buhuibeihuapingcaiduileba?

beirenkanchuan,daoyanzhinengchengren,“meicuo,jintianjiurangwomenduguoyouxiandeyitian,womenlaidiaoyuheyechuiba!”

“youxiangeguia!”huxiaoyudahan。

bailijushoufawen,“nimenzonghuijiwozhunbeiyujuba?”

“zheidangran,womenkeshineiyuzuiliangxinjiemuzu。”

“zhangzuijiulaishiba!”jinyuanqingzuoshiyouyaoquroudaoyandelian。

daoyanjushoutoujiang,“haole,haole,nimenkuaidianchifan,zanmendengxiajiudechufale!”

wenshichentamenhaizainao,yijingliujinlechufang,zhaolegedaizi,jiubabingxianglishengyudeshicaiquandousaijinqu。

“wenshilaoshi,nizaiganshenme!”

gongzuorenyuanhaishifaxianleta,likedahan,“kuailanzhuta。”

wenshilingqiaodiduoguogongzuorenyuanshenguolaideshou,ranhoulinzhedaizipaodaojiabinmendeshenbian,“nimenyemeishuobunengzijidaishicaia。”

“对啊!”

dajiayibianchongtashudamuzhi,yibianquandouzhandaotaqianmiangendaoyanzuduizhi。

dongxiyijingzaiwenshideshoulile,daoyanzuzongbunengzhenshangquqiang,zhinengniezhebizirenle。

“dannimenbixudediaoshangyulaicaixing。”

“jinliangba,jinliangba。”wenshibaishoufuyan。

danmuzaozaiwenshiliujinchufangzhuangshicaideshihou,jiuyijingxiaofengle,zheihuiergengshixiaodebuxing。

youwenshi,shijiemuzudefubao。

jiemuzu:tingwoshuo,woxiexieni!

hahaha,buzijuejiugenzhechangqilaileni……

……

shoushihaochufang,tamenjiukaishiwanghubianzou。

hubianzaoyijingyoujiemuzuzhunbeihaodefangche。

“chelijiushijintiannimenyeyingyaoyongdedongxi,doubanchulaiba。”

wenshikanzhejingtou,dao:“guanzhongmen,womenzheigejiemujintiankaishigaiming,mingzijiaozuo《taobuchudedaoyanzudetaolu》。”

大家听得发笑。

daoyanhan:“wenshilaoshi,nibuyaozaoyaoe!”

wenshigentaduihan,“wojiuzaoyao,nizenyange!”badaoyandeyuqixuedeshizu。

daoyanqidetiaojiao,zhongrenzexiaodeduziteng。

dengxiaogoule,jirencaidaocheli,banchuyigegexiangzi,kaishiguizhidongxi。

“xianbatianmudaqilai。”jiangchiyichouchuyigedaizi,duizhongrendao。

xujunzhezouguolai,“zheigeyaozenmeda?”

“jianglaoshikanqilaihenshuxi,jingchangquhuwaiyeyingma?”bailihaishirenbuzhugentadahua。

zheihuijiangchiyidaoshimeibulita,ershidao:“ouerba,pingshiyaogongzuo。”

“wohaimeiyouyeyingguoni。”huxiaoyudao:“yizhidouxiang,keshiyizhimeiyoushijian。”

tamenjigedoushizuijinhenhuodeyiren,gongzuoliangziranyehenduo,queshimeiyoushijianchuqulvlvyou,wanyiwan。

daoyanbuwangweizijidejiemudaiyan,“women《qinaideshenghuo》jiushizhiliyu,rangjiabinmenfangsongxiuxian、lvyouyuledejiemu。”

“woyaoshimeicanjia,jiuxinle。”jinyuanqinghengxiaoyisheng,feichangrezhongduidaoyan。

wenshikantamenqishoubajiaode,zijiyechabushangshou,gancuinaqiyipangdeyuju,wanghubianzouqu。

zheibianbenlaijiushikaifahenchengshudedujiacun,hubiandouyoujianhaodediaoyudian。

wenshizoudaoyigeweizhishangzhanhao,suihoukaishinachuyuganzuzhuang。

“wenshilaoshishoufahenshulian,diaoguoyu?”genpaitadedaoyanxunwen。