qingoulemei——jigezizaijiangzhierbianpilipalazhakai！
这算亲吗？
不、不、不能吧。
这是她的初吻啊！
huanghujian，tamengdicongnanrenshenshangdankai，shiluludeyanshenbutingshanshuo。
shaonvlianshangdaizhejingkong，fanzhejiaoxiu，manmuxiuhong，yifurenrencaixiedeyangzi。
“dui、duibuqi，wowowobushiguyide。”
jiangzhixinlihuangluandebuxing，weiweichuixiayanjie，juanqiaodejiemaozaitalianshangtouxiashanxingyinying，kanshangqukeaijile。
jichuanmeiyandichuizhekanta，houjianrouruandechuganfangfohaizai，yangyisihuyeweixiaosan。
tadikeyisheng，kantazheiyang，xiangdaobachengshixiaoguniangdiyiciqinren，daoyebujijiao，didi“ng”leyisheng。
jiranshiwulongyichang，jiangzhigenhanyangjiandangoutonghou，bianrangyitongqianlaidetongshixianhuiqule。
jiexialai，jichuanhaiyaochulihouxugongzuo，jiangzhigenzaitashenhouchuqidianjing，guaiqiaodebuxianghua。
yihuierditouchensi，yihuiertoutoumiaoliangyangongzuodejichuan，biaoqingshieryuyue，shierchenzhong。
meirenzhidaozaizheiduanduanbangexiaoshili，jiangzhinaoziliquanshiruhebazheigenanrennaxiadecelve。
zhidaojirenyitongzuoshanghuishijudeche，jiangzhishenyoudesixucaijianjianguiwei。
yelishiyidian，jichuanyixingrenjieshulexingdong，jirenhuishijuchulishoukaodewenti。
hanyangkaiche，chenkezuofujia，jichuanhejiangzhizuohoupai。
lushang，hanyanggenjiangzhijiandanjieshilexia，jinwanxingdongshiquanshigonganxitongkaizhandeduobumenlianhekaizhan“saohuangdafei”zhuanxiangzhengzhixingdong。
shiquneibushaojiuba、ktv、yulehuisuotongshixingdong，zhualebushaoren。
jiangzhidengrenqiaqiaoganshangle。
“jiangjizhe，gennikao……”
hanyanghuadaozuibianjinjichaleche，ganjingankeliangsheng，zhongxinshuo：“shenduiyigeduoyueqiandiaozoule，zheishizanmenjinchengshijuxinlaidexingjingduiduizhang，jichuan。”
wenyanjiangzhiyangyangmei，yuanlaitazaicesuolishuodeshizhende。
hanyangyoujieshishuo：“jiduilailezhihou，limacanjialeshangmianzhipaidezhuabulianhexingdong，chuchayigeduoyue，jintianganghuilaijiuyoujiarudaoxingdongzhonglai，zheicainaolewulong。”
hanyangshuodeshenduishijinchengshixingjingdaduiqianduizhang，shencong，jiangzhishirenshide，suoyitazaicesuoshuodehuayebuquanranshihushuobadao。
jiangzhileran，muguangkanxiangshenbiandenanren。
kenanrenbingmeikanta，nazheshoujibuzhidaozaikanshenme，celianxiantiaoliuchangyinglang。
tawanchunyixiao，“meishi，woyujiduiyesuanbudabuxiangshi。”
jianjichuanbulita，jiangzhidongledongliangrenbeikaozaiyiqideshou。
weiliangdeshouzhibuxiaoxinpengdaonanrendeshoubei，chuganwenre。
tadingzhenanrendeshouzhangkanleyihuier，nanrendeshouzhangkuanhou，zhiguanxiuzhang，zhijiaxiujianliluofenming。
完蛋了，想牵。
jichuanganshoudaolejiangzhideshoubudongzuo，liaoqiyanpikanguoqu。
nvrencongbaideshouzhiluoruyanzhong，tazuizhiguandeganshoujiushixi、bai、liang。
mingmingpizheletadeyifu，ketadeshouzhiyiranbingliang。
jichuanhuanhuantaiqishixian，chaotakanguoqu，yanshenhaowubolan，haoxiangzaiwen：youshi？
jiangzhidadafangfangdikanta，lianshangxiaoyiyanran：“jiduizhang，youduixiangma？”
jiangzhibuxihuananlianneiyitao，jiuxihuanmingzhelai。
wenyanjichuanmilemiyan，suijimanbujingxinditiaoletiaochunjiao，zhenggerensuiyidikaozaiyibeishang，lanyangyangdikanzheta。
“youzenmeyang，meiyouyouzenyang？”
tameiyouzhengmianhuida，fanerbawentipaojijiangzhi。
jiangzhiyileng，meixiangdaotahuibawentipaohuilai。
tazhazhayan，sisuopiankehoushenchushizhizhizheziji，limajiehua：“meiyoudehua，nikanwozenmeyang？”
三脸懵逼——
jichuan：“……”zheigenvrenzhenshidadan！
hanyang：“……”zheishishenmejingtiandagua？
chenke：“……”zheishiwomennengtingdema？
jichuanlengleyishun，ranhouzhenglezhengshenzi，zhongxindaliangqimianqiandenvren。
yongyigenanrendeyanguanglaikandehua，jiangzhimeidexiangyouwu。
jingzhidewuguanzuhezaiyiqimeidezhangyangdanyoubuguofenyaoyan，yishuangshuilinglingdetaohuayanzhabaqilai，haidaizhejifenqingchunkerendeyunwei。
yigenvren，nengbachun、yuliangzhongqizhiwanmeironghezaiyiqi，yunanreneryan，youzhezhimingdexiyinli。
至于她怎么样……
jichuandengrendaodashijuhou，henkuaizhaodaolebeiyongyaochi，shunlidakaileshoukao。
shoukaodakaideyishunjian，jiangzhirouzheyouxiehongzhongdeshouwan，xinlihaiyoudiankexi。
zanjiushishuo，zheigeshoukaojiufeidakaibukema？
“jiangjizhe，nizhuna？zheimewanlezenmehuiqu？”hanyangwen。
“hanjingguan，jiaowojiangzhijiuxing，jiangjizhetaishengfenle。”jiangzhixiaozheshuo。
tayounaqishoujikanleyanshijian，budaoshierdian，“wozhuhaitangshu，dagechehuijiuxing。”
tingdaojiangzhidehua，jichuantanjiudemuguangzaitashenshangluoleliangmiao。
“haitangshu？”hanyangyanshenyiliang，niutouwenjichuan：“jidui，nishibushiyezhuhaitangshulaizhe？”
jichuanshoushiwenjiandeshouyidun，danranhuiying：“ng。”
hanyangxinlingshenhuidichaojiangzhishileyigeyanse，youyubanmiaohouguoduankaikou：“neige，jiduinisongjiangzhihuiqubei，dawanshangxiaoguniangyigerenhuijiayebuanquan。”
yipangdejiangzhilimaguanledacheruanjian，yangqixiaolianchaojichuantouquqidaidemuguang。
liangrenmuguangzaikongzhongxiangzhuang，jichuanqiheidetongrenzhongdaoyingchuyishuangtaohuaxingyan，mouguangliudong，meiyandongren。
jichuanyandiqingxubuming，shenzhikeyishuodailedianliangbo，kanletayihuier，wen：“jiebujieyidengwo5fenzhong？”
suanle，renbijingshitakaoshangde，songhuiquyeshuodeguoqu。
“bujieyi。”jiangzhiguoduanhuifu。
bieshuoshi5fenzhong，50fenzhongdounengdeng！
tazhidao，ruobushiyinweitashiwukaoleta，takendingzhijiejujue。
zaishuole，tahaideyaogedaan。
jichuanhenkuaichuliwanshoutoudewenjian，biandaijiangzhilikaile。
heisemumarenjichizailingchenwurendeshenye，yilupixingdaiyue，yubangexiaoshihoudidahaitangshu。
haitangshu23haolou2danyuandixiatingchechang，heisemumarenwenwentingzaicheweishang。
jiangzhizuozaifujiashishang，shixianyueguojichuanneizhanggangyidecelian，luozaitaneiliangbaiseaodishang。
zixiyikan，neidaoshixianlihaidaizheyabuzhudexiaoyi。
liangrencheweiaizhe，zheishuomingshenme？
zheishuomingtamenzhutongyigexiaoqu、tongyidonglou，baobuqihaishitongyilouceng！
xiangdaozhei，jiangzhineixindangqidexiyuelianyizaiyiquanyiquanbuduanfangda。
tianna，zheishishenmetianxuanzhiyuan！
jiuzaijiangzhishenyouzhishi，yanqianturanchuxianyiheyaogao。
nanrendeshixianluozaitalianshang，sangyinchenchen：“zheiyaogaoyouxiaozhongdezuoyong，nishouwan……baoqian。”
jiangzhitianshengdelengbaipi，yinweishoukaoyuanyin，cishitashouwanchuhonghenmingxian，kanzheheren，shizemeishadashi。
sisuopiankehou，jiangzhibingmeiyoujieguoyaogao，fanerbayixiuwangshanglalela，luchuyiduanyingbaidexiwan。
tabashouwangjichuanmianqianyidi，shengyinjiaoruan：“jiduizhangjiranjuedebaoqian，neijiumafanjiduizhangbangmangtugeyaobei。”
xushimeixiangdaojiangzhirucibujianwai，jichuanshensemingxianyidun，danyouhenkuaihuifu。
jinjiezhetameifengyijin，shenqingbunai，yishuangqinglengdemouzishenchushuliyulengmo。
“自己涂！”
jichuanhaowuganqingdiliaochusangezi。