qijiakeshilongguodezhenguojiazu，diuqijiademianzi，jiudengyuranglongguolianshangwuguang！zheijianshishifeichangyanzhongde！
“qisha，womenshenmeshihoumeijiniguoguoshengri？”
“weilekaolvdaonishaonianxinxing，kenenghuiduishengtianxinshengjidu，suoyiwomenmeiyicidoushifenkaijinimenguode！”
“shiwomenduinidejiaozong，rangniyufaguofenle，”
“赶紧滚下来，”
“wohaikeyidangzuowushifasheng！”
qijiajiazhuqiduanshanpaizhuonudao，
liandouyaobeiqishadiuguangle。
“hehe，zhenyouyisi！”
“woguoshengrijiuyijushengrikuaile，haijingchangwangji，”
“qishengtianguoshengri，jiumeiciqujiudianshanzhenhaiwei，”
“对吧？”
齐煞怼回去。
啪！
qiduanshandeyibazhangjihuyaojiangzhuozizhensui，houdao：“fangsi！ganjinjiwogunxialai！”
tachengrenzheixienianshimeiyoujiqishaguoguoshengri，
但那都是有原因的。
就算齐煞不满，
回家说不可以吗？
“qisha，nibietaiguofenle，meikanbabazheimeshengqilema？mashanghetadaoqian！”qiyiyuehechidao。
“dajie，jialichuleqijiazhuzhiwai，jiunishuohuazuiyouweiyan。”
“gangcaizaidamenkou，nihezewomeiyouzhunbeiliwu，”
“那么请问，”
“niyouweiwozhunbeileliwuma？”
齐煞反唇相讥，道。
“wo……”qiyiyueyishiyakou，huaduzaizuili，shangbuqu，xiabulai。
“woqinaidejiejiemen，nimenyouweiwozhunbeileliwuma？”qishazhuantousaoshitaixiabanv，zhiwendao。
“tamenruhemeisong？yiyuedebeimingxianglian、shierdeqiuyuebaicaozhen、sanyindedongbulingpai，budoushijinideliwu？”qiduanshanzhennudao。
qijiajiuweiyangnvdeqiming，shianzhaodadaoxiaodeshunxu，congyidaojiu，qugexieyin，
qishiershenweilaoer，yong“er”zibuhaoting，biandiaohuanleyixiashunxu，jiaotashier，
nanhaidemingziyaobaqiyixie，
所以齐断山是断山，
齐胜天是胜天，
pianpianqishaquejiaozuoqisha！
jibianzheiyoulishiyuanyin，danzaiqishajinruqijiashi，qijiazhijitagailexingshi，quebingweigaiming，zuyishuomingqijiadetaidu！
“beimingxianglian？qiuyuebaicaozhen？dongbulingpai？”
“zheidoushiwokeyichupengdema？”
“yigejiazhishuqianwan，”
“yigeshilaoerxingyidezhuanshuyinzhen，”
“yigeshilaosanzaizhanquzhizhongdiaobingqianjiangdelingpai！”
“duile，woxiangqilaile，”
“zheixiedongxihaoxiangshiwotoude。”
“对，没错！”
“tamenjiushiwotoude！”
“woshoujiaobuganjing，wunianshijianzaiqijiadaoqielejiazhishuyidewupin，henganxienimendeliangjie，buranwozaodoujinqule。”
qishadehua，youruyijixiangliangdeerguang，henhenchouzaiqijiameiyigerendelianshang。
xirimingdongquanguodetiancai、
qijiaxuemaixiangliandeshaoye，
weiheyaozitaokuchidetoudongxi？
tayaoshenme，nandaobushiyijuhuadeshima！
“ni……”qiduanshanzuidouqiwaile，buduanzhandoudeshou，zuyituxiantadefennule。
“dage，nibieshuole！bamahejiejieshizhendeshengqile，niyaoshizairenutamen，tamenhuibaniganchuqude！”qishengtianzhuazhuqishadeshou，jiaojidao。
“qisha，niyaoshirenwozheigedajie，jiulikejiwodaoqian，binglikexialai！”qiyiyuemuguangsenleng，rubeijidewannianhanbing。
tamenjileqishayigeyouyigetaijie，
可齐煞是怎么做的？
zaijialiruhechao，shitamendejiashi，bierenguanbuzhe，
kezaiwairenmianqian，neijiushixiaoliao，yongbuleyitianshijian，qijiajiuhuibeishirensuochixiao！
齐煞无视了她，
zhuantoukanxiangqiduanshanshenpangdezhongnianfunv，
dao：“ma，jintianshiwodeshengri，yeshinidekunanri，”
“wohenganxienisongwolaidaozheigeshijieshang，”
“yehenganxienizheiwunianlaiduiwodebuwenbuwen，”
“你辛苦了！”
“woyesongniyigeliwuba！”
哗啦——
qishataochuduanjuexueyuandexieyishu，
瞬间吓傻所有人，
gengrangmuqinliansecanbai，jihushuaizaidishang！
zhaomeilanshenweiqishademuqin，meixiangdaozijideqinerziyouchaoyiri，juranyuzijiduanjuexueyuan，
erqie，haishidangzhezhongmukuikuizhixia！
是没有余地的！
“qisha，nifengleshibushi？nishibushixiangbamabisi？”qiyiyuenushengsihoudao。
“ma，nizhenzuodian……fanghuanjiezouhuxi，qianwanbiezaijidongle……”qishiershenweidingjiyishi，jimangchanfumuqin，jiaojidao。
“hunzhangdongxi！nishibushiyaonaogejiquanbuning，nicaiganyuan？”qiduanshanrenwukeren，dao。
“dage，niganjindaogeqiana！niyaoshizaibudaoqian，wolanbuzhubabale！”qishengtianzhuazheqiduanshan，gengyandao。
xianchangzaoyijiquanbuningle，
有人愤怒，
有人咒骂，
yourenhenbudechongshangqubaqishazhuaixialai，
qishadexingweishizaitaiguofenle，yongbuzhong、buxiao、buyilaixingrong，yidiandoubuweiguo！
“duibuqi，wojiushizheimehundan，bushiren！”
“wozaixuexiaodajianaoshi，”
“woqiangbaonvtongxue，chadianbeirensongjinqudundalao，”
“zaijiali，wohaiqifuqijiadebaobeierziqishengtian，data、mata、bataguanjindixiashi！”
“我劣迹斑斑，”
“suoyihaiqingqijiazhugaotaiguishou，”
“签了协议，”
“让我滚蛋！”
qishashuozhe，haichaoqiduanshanjuleyigong，
chaofengzhiyi，yiyuyanbiao。
“qisha，worangnixialai，nidaoditingjianmeiyou？”qiyiyuechongshangtai，yibazhuaizhutadeshou，yaojiangtatuoxiaqu。
“wobu。”qishayaotoudao。
“niyidingyaonaoshibushi？”qiyiyuelenglengdao。
“woruoshibunao，neihaizenmepeideshangjingchengeshaodemingtou？”qishahahadaxiaodao。
啪！