【qiaojin：jizong，wojinwandanweilinshijiaban，zhengliyipihuowu，kongpabunengzai7dianzhiqianganhuiqule，xianggenninqinggejia！】
qiaojinxianglebantian，bianjihaoleyoushandiao，houlaijuedingzhijieyanjianyigaishuoqingchu，cuocishenmede，shizaitaihaofeinaozile。
tahaijiangdishangdeliangdaxiangzihuowupailezhangzhaopian，fajita，zhengmingtashuodeshizhende。
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mingtianqigedazaoguolaizhengli，wuwu！
tongxiaokeyi，qizaohaonande！
fasongdianlebantian，shoujimeiyoufanying。
dagaiershifenzhongzhihou，shoujiwengdizhenle。
【xingyejituan：keyi。】
qiaojinzhongyuanxinle，youhuifayitiao，xiexiejizong。
duihuajieshu，tabuhuihuifule。
yushitaguanbileweixinduihuakuang，diankaihuangsexiaodaishu。
jiawanban，yijingshidianduole，qiaojinhelukezhudedifangshixiangfandefangxiang，liangrenzaigongsilouxiadaobiehou，jiugezihuijiale。
wanshangdefeng，wenrunbuzao，chuizaishenshanghenshufu，jiabandepibeiganshunjianxiaotuijifen。
qiaojinshenxileyikouqi，kongqizhongyoubaomihuadeweidao，tiantiande，haoxiangchi。
baolifanchushouji，diankaibaisexiaogouzi。
jiaoleyiliangchuzuche，huidaobieshuqumenkoushi，waimaixianshijulishouhuodizhihaiyou450mi。
qiaojindasuanzaizheilidengyihuier。
zheiliqishoushibuyunxujinrude，wuyepeiyouzhuanmendegongzuorenyuan，huijiangwaimaisongjinqujiaojiyezhu。
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jiyunyeyibanbuhuilaizheiliguoye，cichubieshuyinweilitadegongsibijiaojin，ouerhuilaixiuxiyixia。
taitoukanzhetianshang，jinwanyuelangxingxi，weifengxuxu，gongzuoyeyourenzhenwancheng，yihuierhaiyoubaomihuachi，zhenshirangrenyuyuedeyitian！
yuanchuciyandechedengzhaoguolai，qiaojintiaoqilaizhaoshou，“zheili！”
diandongchechazaitaqianmian，“weihao7576，qiaonvshi？”
“ngngng！duiduidui！diandejiaotangbaomihua、qiaokelibaomihuashuangpin！”
qishouxiaogeduilexiadanzi，suihoujiniqiaojin，“zhuninyongcanyukuai！”
“谢谢！辛苦！”
qiaojinlinzhedaizizoudaojiamenkou，qiheiyougulinglingdeyichuangfangzi。
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“zaitiandeneibian，haideneibian，youyiqunxiaoniuma~~~tamenxiabanhuidaojia~~~tamenchizhebaomihua......”
shouhaimeixi，buguanle，nieleyilibaomihuadiujinzuili。
guolehouhouyicengjiaotang，youtianyoucui！
“wa！tiandaorenjiaxinkanerlileni！”
youniechuyiliwangkongzhongyipao，yangtou，zhangzui，baomihuawenwendiluojinzuibali。
“再来！”
“嘿！”
zheixiangjinengcongxiaolianjiu，lvshibubai！
youyilifeiqilai，jiuzaijijiangyaoluorukouzhongshi，shenhouketingdeshuijingdadiaodeng，zhouranliangqi，zhaodezhenggebieshurutongbaizhou！
“peng”di，neilibaomihuazazaiqiaojincuoejingkongdelianshang。
shouyiwai，zhidailidebaomihua“huala”salemandi。
yongfangfojianguiyiyangdebiaoqingkanzhezhanzaiduimiandenanren。
不！
比鬼还可怕！
zhishaoguibuhuirangtagangadaoxiangzuanjindifengli！
guizhijiehesitajiuhaole！
“jizong！nizenmezaizhei……”
jiyunyepingjingheimousaoleyiquansizhou，neiyisihaoxiangzaishuo，“nidewentihenyuchun。”
renjiazijidefangzi，zaizheilihenzhengchangha！
qiaojinyeyoubeizijichundao。
jiyunyeshoubeihuanyuxiongqian，kaozaitawoshidemenbian。
zaiqiaojinshoumangjiaoluandidunxiajiandiaozaidishangdebaomihuashi，tadeyanjiaoweibukechadiyangleyang，xuyuguohou，danmoyijiu。
lengbaimingliangdedengguanghuangdetouyunmuxuan，gengrangrenyouzhongwuchudunxingdehuangluan。
qiaojinbaozheyiduilinglingsuisuidedongxi，langbeidizaijiyunyedezhushixiazoushanglouti。
“等等。”
qiaojinwenshengxinligedengyixia！
quebudebuzhuanguoshenqu，duishangneizhangtabuganzhishidelian。
“shifenzhonghou，xialou，kaihui。”
yuqidichen，liluo，burongfanbo。
“啊？”
qiaojindebiaoqingnongsuochengyigedadadewenhao。
sangengbanye，jiulianggeren，kaihui?
领导都开会上瘾吗？
随时随地大小开？
buguo，qiaojinhenkuaijiudiaozhenghaozijidexintai，zuoweiyimingyouxiudezhiyuan，fuconglaobandegongzuoanpaishizuijibendezhunze。
buzhiyi、bubaoyuan，tatashishideyuangongcaishihaoyuangong！
yushi，taduizhejiyunyejuyilegong，“haodejizong！”
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guaiguoloutizhuanjiaoshi，qiaojinfangmanlejiaobu。
muguangdinggezailouxiananrendeshenxingshang。
jiyunyebeiduizhezuozaishafashang。
shangbanshenqianqingzhe，dazhangtuichakaizuozhe，shuangzhouzhizaixigaishang。
suiranchuandeshisizhishuiyi，danconghoumianrengranqingxikejiantabeibubengjindejiroulunkuo。
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tabiaoqingningzhong，shoulinazheleisiwenjiandezhizhang，zhengditourenzhendikanzhe。
jingmodeqifen，jifenzhongliqiaojinjiangsuoyoukenengfashengshiqingdouxiangleyibian。
tashoulinadeshishenme，gaibuhuishijiepinshuba！
他要开除我吗！
qiaojintingzhezhizhangfanyedeqingcuishengxiangzhijuedezhaxin，jinzhangdeshuangshou，zaishenqianbudongjiaodongzhe。
dengdai，shizuijianaodeshiqing。
ruoyaopantayouzui，jiujigetongkuaibaxingbuxing！
jiyunyezhongyutaitoukanta，lengleleng，zenme，meicitakanjianzijidoushiyifuhentongkudeyangzi。
mianwubiaoqingdeshuodao：“zuoxiaba。”
qiaojinqingqingduanzuozaishafadebianbianshang，buganzuoshi，henlei，haiburuzhanzhe。
“zheishiyifenheyueshu，nikanyixia。”
jiyunyejiangwenjiandiguolai，lengbaisedeshoubeishangyinyuekejianweiweiguqiqingjin，zangqingsexiuguanxia，luchutuqidewangu，huduliluo，youdaixiekezhidezhangli。
“heyueshu？”qiaojinlengbufangdejieguolai。
“zhiqiandoushikoutouyueding，xianzaiwojiangxiangguantiaokuanluoshizaizhimianshang，xiwangnihaohaokankan，bingqienenggourenzhenzunshou。”
nanrenmouguanglengjun，shengyinshihaotingdedicixing。
“ruguoniweifanleshangmianshirenyiyitiaoguiding，shiqingjieqingzhong，wojiangzhongzhiwomenzhijiandeheyueguanxi，huozhe，kouchuyibufenbaochou。”
“sha！zheibianyekougongzi！”
qiaojindeshengyinsuizhexiabayitongyangqi。
zhimianshangcanliudeyoumoweidao，siwujidanzuanjinbiqiangli，fangfoyimiaochuanhuibangongshideganjue。
yuanbenjinzhangdiqifenbiandegengyayile。
“shangmianzanshishisanshiwutiao，ruguohouxuyouqitashixiangxuyaotianjia，wohuisuishigenggai。”
nanrenzitaihensongchi，qiaotuixianghoukaoqu，yizhishoudazheshafakaobei。
heqiaojindejucubuanxingchengqianglieduibi。
haohaohao！jiushishuozhudongquandouzainishoulibei！qiaojinxinlifenfenbuping，queyebuganshuochulai。
yanjingzaibaizhiheizishanglaihuisaodong，daduoshuneirongtadoushimingbaide。
biru，peihejiafangzaizhidingchanghebanyanqinglv，yifangyaoshikejinjizijideshenfen，banyanhaonvyoudejiaose......
teshuqingkuangxia，xuyaojinxingmouxieqinmixingweihuodongzuo(jinbaokuoyongbao，qianshoudengxingshishangdeqianzaiqinmi)，yifangbudefankanghuofuyan......
yifangbudezairenhedidian、yirenhexingshiliyongjiafangshenfen，weizishenmouqusili……
kandaodiershiqitiaodeshihou，qiaojintongkongyisuo，meirenzhunianchulaisheng。
“yifangzaiheyueqijian，budeyuqitananxingfashengailianguanxi？？？”
ber，zheishishenmegui？