“suxue,nihaiyaojixufourenma?”
zhengjuquezao,lianxiangqisuxuegangcaidehua,kexiaozhangzheihuierchedimeilenaixin,muguangchenchendikanzheta。
suxuezaozaikandaoshipindeneiyikerenjiumengle,daikandaozuihoudeliaotianjilu,tazhenggenaoziyipiankongbai,naohaizhongzhiyoulianggezi。
完了……
talianseshabai,meilezuihouyisixuese,shensezhengrandikanzhepingmu,tingdaokexiaozhangdehua,zhanglezhangzui,kaikoudao:“wobuzhidaozheishizenmehuishi,zheidoushipsde。”
睁眼说瞎话!
kexiaozhangmeitoujincu,doubeitajiqixiaole,meixiangdaotazaizheizhongqingkuangxiahainengshuochuzheizhonghualai,tahuranxiaochushenglai,raneryanliquemeiyousihaodexiaoyi。
“haohaohao,zheijiushiwomenxuexiaodehaoxueshenga,hao,haodehen。”tayebuzaihetafeihua,zhijiebotongjiaowenjuandeshoujihao,shuodao:“jiaonvshi,woshiyingcaidexiaozhang,ninjintianyoushijianma?mafanninlaiyitangxuexiao,guanyusuxuetongxuedeyixieshiwoxuyaodangmianhenintanyixia。”
tayehenxiangzhidao,daodishishenmeyangdejiazhang,nengjiaoyuzheizhongxuweidehaizilai。
简直又蠢又坏。
xiangqileshenme,tataitoukanleyanjinxi。
tajidetacaishisujiadeqinshengnver,suiranyouxiebuheshiyi,danxinlihaishirenbuzhuxiang,xinghaotabushizaisujiazhangdade。
sihukanchuanletadexinsi,jinxizantongdidianlediantou,tayeshizheimexiangde。
shiqingyijingchadehenqingchule,suxuezaibuchengren,yemeishenmeyong,jiantajiaolejiazhang,yizhongdexiaozhangyebuhaozaijixuliuxiaqu,bianqishenshuodao:“neiwojiuxianzoule,jintianzheishiwomenyeyouzeren,wohuihaohaojiaoxuntade,haiyou。”
tacemoukanxianglvdong,chenshengdao:“haibujijinxitongxuedaoqian。”
kezhenxing,paodaorenjiadedipanshangqifuren,zheibushishama。
haibeirendangchengqiangshi,zhenyoutade。
lvdongyeyishidaolezheiyiqie,muguanghuaguosuxue,youxieyane,kuitahaibatadangchengnvshenlaizhe,zhiqianyouduoxihuanta,xianzaijiuyouduofangan。
tayouxiebiyidikanletayiyan,chushengdao:“nizheimecuanduowozhaojinxidemafan,qishijiushijidutaba。”
tingdaozheihua,suxuedeyanjingyixiazidengdale,talianseyouxieniuqudao:“wojidutashenme?”
takeshisujiadeqianjin,tayongdezhejiduta?
lvdonglengxiaoyisheng,“jidutashenmenizijizhidao,jidurenjiabinihaokan,biniyouxiubei。”
wenyan,suxuedeliansegengjianankan,nudengzheta,xiongtangshangxiaqifu,xianranshiqihenle。
“xingle。”yizhongxiaozhangchushengdaduantadehua,“biefeihuale,ganjindaoqian。”
zheixiazi,lvdongyebuganzaishuoshenme,gonggongjingjingchaojinxijuleyigong,“jinxitongxue,duibuqi,shiwowuhuinile。”
jianzhuang,jinxibailebaishou,kanzaiyizhongxiaozhangheliulaoshidemianzishangmeiyouhetaduozuojijiao。
yizhongxiaozhangyeqianyidichaotaxiaoleyixia。
linzouqian,liulaoshichongjinxijilejiyan,shuo:“jinxitongxue,zanmenguojitianzaijianya。”
shuowan,yebudengtaduowen,zhijiezoule,yifushenshenmimideyangzi。
jinxidagaiyecaidaoleshenme,qingxiaoyisheng,meishuoshenme。
jiantamenlianggeguanxihenhaodeyangzi,kexiaozhangdourenbuzhuyoudianerchicu,“xixi,wokecaishinideqinxiaozhang。”
yipangdekejunzuijiaochoulechou,zenmedouxiangbudaozijiayeyenengshuochuzheizhonghualai,shuohaodeyansugubanni,takanzhekeyidianerdoubu。
“ng。”jinxiyebeitajidouxiaole,minchunxiaolexia,“wojizheni,haishigenninzuiqin。”
“zheihaichabuduo。”kexiaozhangmanyididianlediantou,muguanghuaguosuxue,youhuanhuanlenglexiaqu,tameizaihetaduoshuoshenme,fanzhengdouyijingjiaojiazhangle,neijiudengsuxuelailezaishuoba。
jiedaodianhuadejiaowenjuan,xinliyeyouxiefandigu,buzhidaosuxueneimeguainengfashengshenmeshi,xiangqitazhiqianshuoguozuijinyaojubanimojingsaixuanba,suansuanshijian,jintianjieguoyinggaiyijingchulaileba。
难道是小雪入选了?
xiangdaozheili,tadelianshangduolejifenxiaoyi。
jialiyijinghenjiumeiyouxishile,zuijinzhangfudexinqingyehencha,keqianwanbunengchushenmeshile,burandaoshihouzhipayoushiyichangfengbo。
tajicongconggandaoxuexiao,zoudaoxuexiaomenkoudeshihou,jianneiliguazhehengfu,shangmianhaixiezheimodeziyang,tahuixinyixiao,guoranshitaxiangdeneiyang。
ranerzoujinhoutacaifaxianbuduijing,zheimingzizenmehuishijinxi?
不可能吧。
tameitoujincu,kuaibuzoudaoxiaozhangbangongshi,jinquhouzhijiewendao:“kexiaozhang,nimendehengfushibushixiecuole?canjiaimodebugaishiwomenxiaoxuema?zenmehuishijinxi?”
tashuodeyiliandelisuodangran,shuowancaifaxianjinxiyezuozaineili,dunshilianshangshanguoganga。
zheixiazijiuliankexiaozhangdouwuyule,zheiyijiazidoushishenmerena。
tayezongsuanshizhidaosuxueweishenmenengzuochuzheizhongshile,hezhezaitamenxinli,diyijiugaishitasuxuebei,zaitamenkanlai,jinxibibushangta。
呵,真是可笑。
tajianguopianxindejiazhang,danmeixiangdaoyouxinpianchengzheiyangde。
yishunjian,yuanbenduisuxuefumubuhaodeyinxianggengshidielejifen,kanzhetadeyanshenyegengjialengdan。
zheixiazi,jiaowenjuanyeyishidaolebuduijing,chiyidao:“kexiaozhang,fashengshenmeshilema?”
tahuranyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan,shiqingsihugentaxiangxiangdebuyiyang。
kexiaozhangkanzheta,yijinglandelihuile,tazhijiekanxiangkejun,shiyitalaishuo,zheijiazideposhitayijinglandeduofeikoushele。
dedaotadeshiyi,kejunweiweihanshou,zoushangqianbashiqingdejingguoshuoleyibian。
jiaowenjuandengdayanjingbuganzhixindao:“nishishuo,qucanjiaimoderenshijinxibushixiaoxue?xiaoxuehaizhaorenwuxianjinxichaoxi?”
“zheibukeneng!”lejiewanqingkuanghou,tatuokouerchudao,“womenxiaoxuebukenengzuochuzheizhongshide,kendingshi……”
tajuedekendingshijinxizuoleshenme,ranerkandaojinxisixiaofeixiaodemuguangshi,daozuibiandehuahuranshuobuchulaile,tayouxiexinxudiyikaimuguang,ranerxinlidexiangfahaishimeibiande。
bijingjinxizhishizaishanshangzhangdadecungu,ersuxuekeshitamenhuadajinglipeiyangchulaide,guaiqiaodongshi,xuexichengjihaiyizhidouhenhao。
tayouxiebuganxindao:“kexiaozhang,shibushinimengaocuolea?”
tingdaozheihua,kexiaozhangrenbuzhukanleyanjinxi,doubuzhidaotazheiduanshijianshizenmeguolaide。
haoburongyibeiqinshengfumuzhaodao,jieguo,jiuzhei?
dangzhetamendemian,jiaowenjuandoushizheigetaidu,genghekuangshisidixiale,xiangyezhidaokendingduijinximeishenmehaolianse。
jinxihesuxue,daodisheicaishitadeqinshengnvera。
qinyuanshangkendingshiqianzhe,danxinli,dagaishisuxuele。
kexiaozhangrenbuzhuyaoleyaotou,youxiebuyuedao:“suxuemama,nishimeitingmingbaiwomendeyisima?womenyijingchadaoshiqingdezhenxiangle,haiyourenzhengwuzheng,dequeshisuxuexianhaijinxide。”
tashuodezhandingjietie,yanlidebunairangjiaowenjuanyishijianyemeilehua。
talenglengkanzhesuxue,xunqiutadehuida,nannandao:“xiaoxue……”