第五章:狼心狗肺一家人

fangyuanbaikanletayiyan,shenzhiqiyi,jixudao,“wanbeizhidao,zheixieniandabomudabofuerrenfuyanglinger,haiyaobangzhejingyinglingerjiadepuzi,zheshibuyi,lingerrujinyijiazuorenfu,zheibu,jinrilaidediergemude,bianshishouhuizijiadepuzi,yehaojidabomudabofushengshengshi。”

duimiandeliushiwenyan,xiaoronglimayijiang。

xiangweiyuelaiyuenong,yanlingchajuedaoyouxiebudui,zhengneishi,dabofujiangfangyuanbaijiaolechuqu,meiqimingyueyiqishayu。

杀鱼用得着两个人?

yanlingxinzhiduming,hefangyuanbaishilegeyanse,shiyitaxianzou。

“xiaoyatou,jiarenle,chibangyingle,jingranhaigandaizhenanrenhuilaitaoyaopuzi?”liushilimabianhuandeliansekanbifanshudesudu,shuozhe,chaoqishoujiuyaowangyanlingshenshangning,zheishixunriliguanyongdezhaoshu。

zhishizheiyici……yanlingqingqiaoduoguo,ceshenyishan,rangdabomupulegekong,“woyanjiadepuzi,benjiushiwowangfuwangmusuoyou,nibazhanlezheimeduonian,chilezheimeduoniankongbaifan,shishihouhaihuilaileba?”

liushilenghengyisheng,shuozhejiuxiangxiangwangchangyiyangjiyanlingyigebazhang。

quezaicibeiqingsongduoguo,liushiyigepukong,zhenggerenchaozhuozishangpuqu,yanlinglimachongdaomenkoudahan,“buhaole,dabomushuaidaole,kuailairena!”

“haonigexiaoyatoupianzi,nijiwoguolai,wojintianfeiyaobalenidepibuke!”

dabofubenxiangchenjiyinkaifangyuanbai,tingdaozheishengyin,limazhehuiqu。

“nimeishiba?”fangyuanbaipaojinlai,shouxianfuzhuyanling。

“womeishi,zhishizheixiang……”taceshenduizheyipangdedabofudabomuluchuyisijifengdexiaoyi,“dabofu,dabomuzuijintixingjianzhang,zhipashichiduole,haishikuaijidabomukankan,buyaoshangdaojingucaihao。”

dabofuyaoya,daizheliushiqushangyao。

yanlingbuganxianzou,tajinricongyihuilaijiumeiyoujiandaoyanquan,cikezhengshizhejidejin,tabixuxianzhaodaoyanquan,quebaotaanquancainengfangxinlikai。

“nixianzaizheilidengwo,woququjiuhui。”

“niangzixiaoxin。”fangyuanbaimeiwenliyou,dankantafengfenghuohuodeyangzijiuzhidaotadingshiyouzhongyaodeshiqingyaoquzuo,kuaisuyunleta,bianrangtalikaile。

yanlingraodaohouyuan,kuaisuzhaodaoyanquandefangjian,jiantazhenghejialidetugouahuangwanshuadezhengkaixin:“quaner!”

“lingerjiejie!”xiaojiahuoyijiandaotajidongdibenguolai,yibabaozhutadetui。

“nizenmebudaoqianwu,yigerenzaizheilizuoshenme?”

“muqinshuowojinrizongshifuxie,buyichideguoyuyouni,rangwodengzaizheili,guoleshangwuzaijiwosongchideguolai,lingerjiejie,nizheixieshiriqunalile,quanerzhaobudaoni,haiyiweinichushile!”yanquanduqizuiba,baozheyanlingdeshoubeibukenfang,yanlijinshitongzhen。

“jiejiequzhenshangle,jiejiexianzaiyijingjiarenle,yihoubunengzaimeitianhequanerdaizaiyiqi,buguojiejiedayingni,wanghoudinghuichanghuilaikanni。”

“duile,jinri,niniangkeyourangniquguoshenmeqiguaidedifang,huozheyudaoguoqitadeshenmeren?”yanlingbaoqita,touguotabanchangdeyijinkanxiaqu,quejiandaolimiandeyupei,bujingyishuo:“quaneryupeiyizhidaizaishenshang?”

yanquanditouyiqiao,guaiqiaodao:“ng,zuijinchulemeirihuiquxuetangdushu,haiyouheahuangwan,qitameiquguoshenmedifang。”

meiyoubeirenguaizouhuozheweixie?

neizhiqianneimeiposhuodeshizenmehuishi?

yanquanditouwancangkulizhaodaodetengqiu,“zheiyupei,muqinzhiqiannaqujiyigeheshang,shuoshiyaokai……kai……”tazhizhiwuwubantian,xiangbuqizenmeshuo,youxiejizaodisaosaonaodai。

“开光?”

“dui!”yanquanrengdiaotengqiu,“lingerjiejiezhidaoshenmeshikaiguangma?”

he,yuanlairuci!yiqiedoushidabomuzuode,kongpashishoulefangjiadelidanxintabuken,caixianglezheimegejuzhongju,zhishisuzhangmingweishenmehuipeihe?zheidangzhonghuibuhuihaiyouqitashiqing?

“灵儿姐姐?”

yanlinghuiguoshen,zhengneishi,menwaichuanlaiyizhenjiaobusheng,anweizheyanquandaizaiwuzili,yanlingzheicailihaosixuzouchuqu。

dabomudeshangyijingshanghaoleyao,beilisancengwaisancengbaoguozhe,shenbiangenzhedabofu,kanjianyanling,limazoushangqianlailengxiaodao:“lingerbuzaiqiantangpeizhefangxianggong,paodaozheililaizuoshenme?”

yanlinglengxiaoyisheng,kanzhemianqianzhuangmozuoyangdelianggeren,“wushi,buguoshixiangtixingerwei,youxiequedeshizuoduolehuizaobaoying,suiranwoxianzaihaibuzhidaonimendaodichuleyoupianwojiaren,yourangfangjiataokonglejiadiwaihaizuoleshenme,danwohuidingzhenimende,bulunshiwohaishifangjia,doubushirangnimensuiyiqifude,dongma?”

“yoyoyo!qiaoqiao,zheijiarenleqishidoubutong,shuohuakouqidouhezhiqianbuyiyang。”dabomutuikaidabofuwangqianyibu,“meiyouzhengjudeshiqingbuyaoxuekoupenren,woqiaozhenixianzaizaifangjiaguodehenshizirun,zheinikedexiexiewo,jinizhaolegehaopojia。”

“deque,kuidedabomuniyanjinglimianzhikandejianqian,suoyijuedezhiyaobawosongdaoqiongrenjiawojiuhuichiku,fouzewozenmehuiyouzheimehaodexianggonghepopo。”yanlingweishenxingli,“ninna,zongsuanzuolejianrenshi。”

“ni!”dabomulianshangqingbaiyizhen,“shaodeyi,fangyuanbaibuguojiushigeqiongxiucai,haibuzhidaonengbunenggaozhongni,nijiumanmanzaineikuriziliaozheba。”

“fangxinba,woyidinghuirangninzhidaonindexuanzemeicuo。”anchufangyuanbaihuranzouchu,muguangchenchen,buzhizaixiangxieshenme。

yanlingciqianweilegouqiehuozhezaidabomumianqianzongshiyaofudizuoxiao,weici,tazaimianduidabomudeshihouduoshaohaishijinzhang,kefangyuanbaichuxiandeneiyike,talikejuedezijibuzaishijieranyishende,zaitashenhouyeyourenzhanchulaibaohuta。

yanlingangshoudao:“dabomufangxin,youninzheibanguanzhao,tadingnenggaozhong,daoshihoujidelaichiyanxi。”

dangchangbeiduifangzhuangpo,haibuzhifangyuanbaitingdaoleduoshao。

dabomulianseyinchen,zaifangyuanbaizoudaoyanlingshenbianshi,turantuikaidabofudechanfu,yangqibozidaxiaoqilai:“wohaiyiweinimenliangyoushenmelihaishouduan,jintianjirantajinlezheigemen,jiuxiuxiangzaizouchuqu,puzi?xiangdoubiexiang,xianggong,nadaolai!”

yanlinghuranxiangqifangcaizaiqiantangwendaodexiangwei,xinxiayizhen,lazhefangyuanbaijinghuyisheng:“buhao!”