shoubeicuxideshandianpizaishenshang，bujinshenmeshidoumeiyou，haishunshouyibazhangbashandianjipaimeile。
你告诉我...
这不是仙人是什么。
nanzizhangdazuiba，lianshangchongmanlezhenjingzhise。
jianjiande，tadebiaoqingcongzhenjingbianchenglejidong。
麻麻...
你看见了吗？
nijiadedaomeihaiziyouchuxile。
wotemedekanjianshenxianle！
“对了！”
突然。
nanzixiangshixiangdaoleshenmeyiyang，jimangcongkudanglimiantaochu...shouji，ranhouduizhunlinyusuozaideweizhiyizhenmengpai。
仙人哎，大哥！
paihuiquxichulairanhouguazaiqiangshang，keyizhenxiede！！！
唳！
也就是在这个时候。
linyujiaoxiadexianhefachuyidaoqingcuidemingjiao。
suihoushuangyifeisupaidong，huazuoyidaoliuguangxiaoshizaileyuncengdangzhong。
zhidaoxianhechedixiaoshizaiyuncengdangzhong，feijishangdedechengkeyijiumiandaijidong。
他们发达了...
jurankanjianchuanshuozhongdeshenxianle!
nianqingnanzipailepaizijidexiongfu，yanzhongliuluchujiandingzhise。
“bixubazhaopianfadaowangshang，woyao...haohaozhuangyibobi!”
......
围脖。
zuoweilongguozuidadejiaoliupingtai，quanpingtaimeirizaixianrenliulianggaodasanyirenci。
宋大宝。
zuoweimouxiaoshengliulianggongsidezhuyaofuzeren。
tazhuyaoderenwujiushizaiweiboshangweizijigongsideliuliangxiaoshengzhizaoredian，ranhoutongguoshangresoudefangshirangtamenhuoqilai。
jintian，shitamengongsizuimangliudeyitian。
yinweizheiyicitamenyaopengdeduixiang，shiyimingzaoyijingheyimingnvmingxingchuanchuguofeiwendeliuliangxiaosheng。
yaoshizheicirangzheimingliuliangxiaoshenghuoqilai，jianghuijitamengongsidailaijudademouli。
songdabaoxileyikouyan，ranhouchaozheshenpangdegongzuorenyuanxunwendao：“zenmeyangle，qiansanderesoudoushishenmeleixingde，youbawochaoyuema？”
neiminggongzuorenyuankanzhediannaoshangdewenjian，xiaoxixideshuodao：“zhuguan，ninjiufangxinba，qiansanderesoudoushiyixiemoumoushenghaizi，moumoujitaerziquming...womenzheicipaochuzheimedadefeiwen，zaijiashanggongsideliuliang，yidingnengqingsongjijinresouqiansande。”
“hao，zheicizhiyaozhanshangresoushifenzhong，neiwomengongsiyihouhuodedemouliyeshijudade。”
songdabaopailepaigongzuorenyuandejianbang。
“daoshihounimenyeshidagongchen，wohuishenqinggongsijinimenbaonianzhongjiangde。”
suihou，songdabaokanleyiyanshijian，shuodao：“shijianchabuduole，kaishifabufeiwenba。”
songdabaoyishuowan，gongzuorenyuanjiubianjileyitiaobiaoti：
#zhenjing！mounvxingheyiliuliangxiaoshengyisilianqingpuguang，liangrenxianghuyiweizhechuxianzaijiudiandamen！#
点击上传！
shangchuanjinduanduanyifenzhong，pinglunhedianzanliulanliangjiuqingsongpoqian。
“**，zheibushineigezhuyanleshenmeshenmedesheisheisheima？tajuranlianaile，lianaiduixiangjuranhaishi...”
“wodenvshen，zheigehunzhangwanyishisheia，juranganhewonvshenyoufeiwen？！”
“woqu，gemen，ninvshenjuranshi...juranshi...”
“loushangkouchi，rangwolai，meixiangdaoa，nidenvshenjuranshitemeqishiwusuidedama！”
“zheilaotaipodounenglianqingpuguanga，woqu，zheigemendeyouduoxiangbukaia，zheimezhongkouwei。”
“kanzheiliangrenaimeidezishi，bushiba，laocaoqiangshangnenniu？！”
“zheishizaxiadequzuidea，youzheimejikenannaima，lianqishiwusuidedamadoubufangguo？”
“nidongshenme，zheitememingmingjiushi‘aiqinglaile，nianlingsuangeqiu！’。”
“niupiniupi，wosuanshifulezheigegemenle。”
“......”
buguoduanduanshifenzhong，zheitiaoweibojiuchenggongjijinleresoudisanming。
kanzhehaizaibuduanzengjiadepinglunhezhuanfashu，songdabaolianshangbujinluchuyimoxiyi。
虽然...
zheixiepinglundeguanzhudianbingbushizailiuliangxiaoshengshangmian，danshizheidoushihenpingchangdeshi。
嗯嗯...
zhaozheigequshixiaqu，chengweiweiboresoudiyizhishishijianwenti。
aiya...nianzhongjiang，meipaole。
xiangdaozheili，songdabaotaochuyigenxiangyan，jiudasuandianshang。
songdabaogangmochudahuoji，ranhoumuguangxiayishiwangdiannaopingmushangmiankanqu。
下一秒。
talianshangdebiaoqingjiushiyizheng。
disiming：#zhenjing！mounvxingheyiliuliangxiaoshengyisilianqingpuguang，liangrenxianghuyiweizhechuxianzaijiudiandamen！#
宋大宝：“？？？”
刚刚不还是第三吗？
咋不升反降了？！
再往上面看去。
disanming：#xianrenjiahefeishenghuamian#
dierming：#mouhuwaizhuboyibuxiaoxinpaishedaoxianrenjiahefeisheng，huamianpuguang！#
diyiming：#mouzairenfeijichuanguoleicengdeshihou，yimingchengkeyibuxiaoxinpaishedaoxianrendujiehuamian！#
“这什么情况？”
songdabaoshijingroulerouzijideyanjing，ranhouzaiduwangxiangweiboresoubang。
zheitemedoushishaa...
全是仙人，仙鹤的。
而且...
zheixiewanyishenmeshihouchongshangresouqiansande。
laozijiutemeyimiaomeikanresou，zheixiewanyizajiuxiangzuohuojianyiyangsoudeyixiachongshanglaile？！
erqiekantamenzheidianzanpinglunshu，yifenzhongwuliuqian。
zhijieshuaitamenliuliangxiaoshenghenvxingfeiwenshangbaitiaojie。
songdabaohaoqidedianjinresoudiyi。
zheishiyigebaiwanbozhufadeweibo。
shangmianshiyizhangzhaopian，xiamianhaiyoupeiwen：
“xianrenyuleitu，geweiboyouganjinxiazaixialainahuiqutiemenshangzhenxie！”
而下面的评论：
“gege，zhendejiade，shijieshangzhendeyouxianrenma？”
“bushibabushiba，doushenmeniandaile，haiyourenxiangxinshenmezhishuo。”
“baiwanbozhuzaixianzuojia，woyaojubao。”
“shizhende，wohezheibozhuzuodeshitongyijiafeiji...”
“loushangdeshuoshihua，nishoulebozhuduoshaoqian，zheimeqipadehuadounengshuochulai。”
“duia，dajiayouqianyiqizhuanma。”
“......”
jihuqingyisequanshizhiyidepinglun。
而且那张照片...
“nimadeyizhanglianqinmadourenbuchulaidezhaopian，zheitemedounengchongshangresoudiyi？！”
haizhenxie，wozhennimamaimahua！
zheidounengqiangletamenresoudiyi，jianzhilipua！
songdabaoyibazhangpaizaizhuozishang，ranhouchaozhezhouweidegongzuorenyuanhedao：“womingbai，zheiyidingshiqitagongsikaishidasigoumaiweiboliuliang，xiangyaodayawomen，xianzai，ganjingouruliuliang，womenyidingyaobazheiqunguierzixiaozhangdeqiyandayaxiaqu。”
zhibuguorangsongdabaomeixiangmingbaidejiushi...
zheixiegongsidasixuanyangyigexianrenredianganshenme？
nandaozuijinyouguanyushenmexianxiayileidedadianyingyaobochuma？
“zhuguan...zhuguan！”
turan，yiminggongzuorenyuanyilianjingkongdejuqileshou。
“又怎么了？”
songdabaomeitouyizhou，ranhouwangxiangdiannaopingmu。
xiayimiao，tadeshuangyandunshidengdegunyuan。
zhijianzairesoubangshang，tamenhuadajiaqianmaichulaideresou...
已经找不到！
第四没有...
第六没有...
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第十也没有...
resoubangqianshi，quanbubianchengleyouguan“xianrenzaishi”dehuati。
erqiexiangguandetaolunhuatihaizaibuduandezengjia。
“叮铃铃!”
turan，songdabaodedianhua**xiangqi。
songdabaonachushoujiyikan。
【boss!】
是老板的电话。
“咕噜!”
songdabaotunleyikoutuomo，ranhouanxialejietinganniu。
“songdabao，nitemeshiganshenmechide，nikanweibolema？laozihuaqianrangniguiermairesou，nitemejiwomaidaonaliqule，a，xianzaiquanwangputiangaididequanshijierxianrenxianrende。”
dianhuayijieqi，duimianjiushixiesidilidepaoxiaoshengxiangche。
“laobanni...nitingwojieshi...”
“jieshinimamaimapi，ganjinshoushidongxijilaozigundanba。”
嘟嘟嘟...
songdabaoyiliandaizhidekanzhebeiguaduandedianhua。
良久...
tazhijieyanjingyifan，qiyunleguoqu。
jintianzheitemeshitonglexianrenwozadi...
仙人...
我仙你姥姥!
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