第六章: 撞老娘枪口上了!

fangjiezaiyipangreqingdeyaoqing:“qingqing,kuailaichidangao!”

jianyiqingweiweiyixiao,shengyinxiruan:“laila,fangjie。”

chileyikoudangaohou,tayinyueganjueweibutaishufu,zaihefangjieeryulejijuhou,jiuquleweishengjian。

yikouqihetaiduo,tadebuziyoudianliangqiang。

tacaizoudaoweishengjianmenkou,erbianyidaoshuxishengyinxiangqi:“qingqing。”

tazhuantoupiaoleyiyanlairen,yuanlaishitachaosanmusi,jianyisiqiandeqiannanyou。

tabuyulihui,jingzhizoujinlecesuo。

ketanyunfengxianranbudasuanfangguota,dangzhuletadequlu:“qingqing,niyuanliangwohaoma?wo…wo…”

“滚开。”

jianyiqingshenshouxiangyaotuikaidangzaiqianmiandetanyunfeng,sheizhitanyunfengjingyibazhuazhuletadeshou。

“你做什么!”

“qingqing,nitingwoshuo……”

jianyiqingyonglizhengzhazhe,qitubazijideshoucongtashoulichouchulai:“nisongshoua!”

tanyunfengzhuazhutadeshouyufayongli,tashensehuangzhang:“qingqing,zhiyaonitongyihewofuhe,wojiuhetayidaoliangduan,congcilaosibuxiangwanglai!”

jianyiqingshenziyijiang,suijitaitoukanxiangtanyunfeng,jifengdao:“tanyunfeng,nishibushiyoubing?”

tanyunfengkenqiudao:“qingqing,woshuodeshizhende,zhiyaoniyuanliangwo,zhiyaoniyuanyiwohefuhe,wolimaheneigejianrenyidaoliangduan!”

jianyiqinghetanyunfengduishileyihuierhou,wendao:“tanyunfeng,ninawodangshenmerenle?”

tanyunfengbuda,zhishiyanzhongdejicuyuefamingxian。

jianyiqingbuxianghetazaijixujiuchan,gancuiyongjinquanshendeliqi,bashouyongliyichou,xiangyaobaituotanyunfengdeqianzhi。kezhengshizheifenliyizheng,jiashangjiujingdezuoyong,tayigemeizhanwen,zhenggerenxianghoudaoqu。

“qingqing!”tanyunfengdajiaozhe。

jiuzaijianyiqingyiweizijizheiciyidinghuidiedaodeshihou,taqueyiwaidediejinleyigehuaibao。

tataitou,zhengduishangzhoumohengshensuideyanmou。

zhoumohengjiangtafuqihou,zhimiantanyunfeng:“wodenvren,niyeganpeng?”

zhoumohengzhoushensanfazhedehenliqichangzaojiujiangtanyunfengjizhenzhule,youtingtashuojianyiqingshitadenvren,gengshiyishibankemeiyoufanyingguolai。

erdengtafanyingguolaideshihou,zhoumohengyijingjiangjianyiqingdaichulektv。

zhoumohengzhijiejiangjianyiqingdaijinletingchechang,buyoufenshuodejiangtasaijinleyiliangbinlili。

zhoumohengyezuojinchelihou,jianyiqingzhishidandandepieletayiyan:“xiexiezhoulaobantiwojiewei。mafannin,suibianbaworengnagelukoujiuxing。”

kouchilingli,haishineigejianyiqing。

nanrenbudahua,zhishihuanhuandequdonglechezi。

yankanyigeyouyigedelukouguoqule,zhoumohengshizhongmeiyouyaojiangtafangxialilaideyisi,jianyiqingyouxiejile:“zhoulaoban,mafannintingche,woyaoxiachele。”

zhoumohengchongerbuwen,wulunjianyiqingshuoshenme,jiushibutingche,fanermomodejialesu。

“zhoulaoban,nintingjianwoshuodehualema?woyaoxiache。”jianyiqingqiangshidao,“mafannintingche。”

jianzhoumohengshizhongbukentingche,jianyiqingzhoulezhoumei,shenshoujiuxiangquqiangfangxiangpan。

zhoumohengwufa,zhinengcaixiachache。

chehaimeitingwen,jianyiqingjiuzhejimanghuangdexiangyaoqukaichemen,danbuchuyiliaodeshi,chemenbeisuoshangle。