第五章:能撕的X,绝不留过夜

jinuannuanhesulindeguanxi,suanshibiaojiemei。

sulindebabahejinuannuandemama,shitongmuyifudexiongmei,jinyouzheiyidiandianxueyuanguanxi。

houlai,sulindebabadaizheyijiarenlaidaoyanjing,nuannuandemamajiantamenkelian,jiejitamenzaiyanjingluojiao。

sulindaoyezhengqi,kaoshangmingpaidaxue。

sulinjirendeyinxiang,yizhidoushineizhongguaiqiaorouruodenvsheng,danchunshanliangerqieyouyouyidiandianmiantiandanxiao。

jinuannuandefumuhuozhedeshihou,jingchangdaizhejinuannuanhesulinyiqiwaichu。jianguosulinderendoushuo,sulinbijinuannuangengyaoxiangjinuannuandemamayixie。youshihou,haihuiyourennongcuotahesulindeshenfen,yiweisulincaishijijiadedaxiaojie!

jinuannuanyoushiyejuedeqiguai,weishenmezijibuxiangmamayebutaixiangbaba,shenzhihaiyourenkaiwanxiaoshuotashichonghuafeisongde!

qianshideshihou,taduisulindeyinxiangbucuo,yizhibeisulinmihuozhe。

houlaisulindaoningyidegongsidanrenningyidemishu。dangshi,jinuannuanhaikaiwanxiao。youlesulinzainingyishenbian,jiukeyihaohaodedingzhe。ningyideshenbianjiubuganyoubiedenvrenle!

kexiaodeshi,sulincaishiqiaoleta“qiangjiao”deren。

jianjinuannuanyizhibuchusheng,jiyeyeyouduitatebielengdan,sulindexinliyouxiejinzhang,zhudongkaikoudao:“nuannuan,woyijingciquningzonggongsidezhiwei,mashanglikainingzongdegongsi!jintianwolaishixiangxiangnijieshiyixia,woheningzongzhendeshiqingbaide。”

sulinshuowan,leishuijiukaishiwangxiadiao,kanqilaishoujinleweiquyiyang。

“niheta,zhendemeiyoubuzhengdangdeguanxi?”jinuannuanguyifanwendao。

sulinhaiyiweijinuannuanxiangyiqianyiyanghaopian,youjichujidiwubizhenchengdeleishui,yonglidediandiantou。

“nuannuan,woshuodedoushizhende!niqianwanbuyaowuhui!ningzongneimeaini,tazenmekandeshangbiedenvren?wohenzhenxiwomendezhijiandeganqing,gengbukenengzuochuzheiyangdeshiqing!ruguowoyoubanjujiahua,wobudehaosi!”

dequeshibudehaosi!jinuannuandeyanzhongfeisudeshanguoyisiqingxiao。

“nuannuan,qingniyidingyaoxiangxinwo。”sulinjiqiedezoushangqian,wozhejinuannuandeshou,shengpajinuannuanbuxiangxinyiyang。

jinuannuanchouhuizijideshou,muguangkanxiangsulindeshenhou,ningyideshenying,jiuzhanzaineili。chouhuimuguang,luchuyisidanxiao。

zheilianggerenshizutuanlaihuyoutama?

haiyiwei,tashige**ma?!

sulindexinqingjianjianfangsongxialai,yiweijinuannuanzhendexinle。

turan!jinuannuantaiqishouhenhendechaosulinshanleguoqu!

“pa!”qingcuidebazhangsheng,xiangchebingfang!

sulinbeidadeyanmaojinxing,lianjia**ladetong,baixidexiaolianshangdunshichuxianwutiaoxianhongdehenji!

jiyeyezhishitaiqitoukanleyiyan,shenmeyemeishuo。

“nuannuan!”sulinxinzhongyiji,buganxiangxindetaitoukanzhejinuannuan。jinuannuanweishenmedata?!

“dinghunyandeneiwan,shinifuwoqudeneigefangjian,nijiwojieshiyixia!”

“wo……wo……”sulinyilianmangran,“fangjianshitiqiandinghaode,niyouheduole,wojiuxiangfuniquxiuxi,houmianfashengdeshiqing,wozhendebuzhidaoa。”

“pa!”jinuannuantaishouyouchaosulindelingwaiyibianlianchouleyibazhang!

benzhenengsidebijuebuliuguoyedeyuanze,jinuannuanbuxiangqingyifangguozheiliangge**!

jiransongshangmenlaile,tahaibudongshou,dangtanaohuiluyoukengma!

ningyikanzhezheiyimu,ananwojinshuangshou,taibuzoushangqianzhanzaijinuannuanshenpang,“sulin,neitianwanshang,shinifunuannuanqujiudiandefangjian?”

jinuannuantingzheningyizhiwendekouqi,xinliyizhenlengxiao。

甩锅?休想!

sulinlijijieshi,“ningzong,woyiweinimenyaozaijiudianguoye,erqiezaojiudinghaolefangjian,wobanuannuansongdaofangjianjiulikaile,wozhendebuzhidaohuifashengneizhongshiqing!”

ningyizhengzhunbeikaikou,turanganjueyijingfengfuguo。

“pa!”jinuannuanhenhendechaoningyishuaileyibazhang。

ningyibeidamengle,jingchadekanzhejinuannuan!

“ningyi,neitianshiwomendedinghunyan,wodoubujianle,nitemezaina?!nidoumeiyouxiangguo,ququedingyixiawodexingzong?”jinuannuannushengzhiwen。

“nuannuan,wo……”ningyichiyileyixia,beijinuannuandelinglideyanshenyisao,lijishuodao:“wobeijigepengyouchanzheyiqiqujiubaqingzhu,wufatuoshen。woyiweinihesulinyiqihuiqule。”

jinuannuanhaobuyouyu,taishouyouchaoningyishuaileyibazhang!

mashang,ningyihesulinyiyang,liangbianlianhongdexiangshutoudexiazi,zhongdexiangbaozi!

“hehe!nitemedexinzhendaa!womendedinghunyan,nihenineiqunhupenggouyouquqingzhu?nideweihunqizainanidoubuzhidao?nishuonizhabuzha?”

ningyibeizhiwendeshuobuchuhualai。

jinuannuanzenmebianchengzheiyang?zheimede……bukeliyu!

yiqian,tasuiranyouxieqiangshi,danhaibuzhiyudaozheizhongdibu,zaitamianqianhaiyoujifenxiaonvrenjiaoxiuzitai!

jintianfashengdezheixie,hetaxiangxiangzhongdewanquanbuyiyang!

tahelibeihanzaijiudianlisihunneimejiu,yidiankuijiugandoumeiyouma?!jingranhaiganchushoushangren!

danshi,ningyibuganzhiwen,shenzhi,doubuganjinujinuannuan!jinuannuanyijingzaimeitifangchuhua,yaohetajiechuhunyue,zaizheigeshihou,tajuebunengrangzheizhongshiqingfasheng!

“nuannuan,nibuyaoshengqi,neitianwanshangfashengdeshiqingwoyidinghuiweinitaohuigongdao!”ningyifuzhejinuannuandejianbang,jiangtadeshenzizhuanguolaiyutazhengshi。

hehe!weiletadeliyi,tahaizhenshinengrena!jinuannuanxinzhongyizhenlengxiao。tadouzaimeitimianqianshuodeneimeqingchule,ningyihainengfangxiananrendezunyanlaizhaota!

“niyaozenmeweiwotaohuigongdao?”

“yaolibeihanfuchudaijia!nihezuile,tajingranchenrenzhiweizuochuzheizhongshi!wozhidao,nizaimeitimianqiansuoshuodeneixiehuadoushijiade,doushiyinweishengqi,qiwomeiyouhaohaodebaohuni!nuannuanduibuqi,doushiwodecuo,rangnishouleneimedadeweiqu。”

jinuannuankanzheningyi,naohailirenbuzhufuxianchuqianshidehuamian。

“ningyi,niyaoxiangxinwo!wozhendebuzhidaodoufashengleshenme,woyiweifangjianlideshini。zhidaozaoshangqilaiwocaifaxianneigerenbushini。niyidingyaoxiangxinwo!”

neigeshihou,tayouduowuzhu,baikoumobian。ruguoningyikenzhanchulai,tayebuzhiyulunluodaotiele**debiaoqian,beirenrenchixiaodedibu!

“jinuannuan,nijiushijiumeaiwode?lianhenishangchuangdenanrenshisheidoufenbuqing!”