第4章 猪八戒

huaqianqianyaozheshouzhitou,saleiliqu。

wunei,jiangyanbeihuaqianqiangaodeyitouwushui,molejimiaozhong,youlianxijiatingyisheng,rangtabieguolaile。

jiatingyisheng:“???”

huaqianqianrenzhelei,zuozaileshuzhuangtaiqian,tahuadezhuangjiuzheimezaogaoma?

xixikanlekan,haoxiangshizheimeyihuishier。

danshizheiyebuguaitaa,tajiuyigeshibasuidemiaolingshaonv,pingchanglianhufupindouyongdeshao,tianshengdeyingerji。

哪里还化过妆啊。

越想越委屈。

naqishouji,huranxiangqilezijideguimigaoyuqing,haoxiangzheiduanshijianyizhidouyoulianxi,kanzheliaotianjilu,guanxiyebucuodeyangzi。

gengyandebotonglegaoyuqingdeshouji,“wei?shiwokeaimirendexiaoqingqingma?”

denglejimiao,duifangwendao:“huaqianqian,nichoufengle?”

“xiaoqingqing,guoranshini!shuolaihuazhang,womenmingtianliao!buzhunfangwogezi!”

diertian,huaqianqianqichuangdeshihou,jiangyanzaojiushangbansangexiaoshile。

zaigaoyuqingdecuicuxia,huaqianqianjimangshuayaxilian,huanleyishenyifu,ranhouganqufuyue。

餐厅内。

“wotingshuonizishabijiangyanlihunle?”yilai,gaoyuqingjiurenbuzhutucaohuaqianqianle,“nizenmehuizheimechunni?neigexukechuanyoushenmehaode?nizhiqianbushidayingwole,buhuizishabilihunma?haoduanduande,zenmeyoutinglexukechuandehuale?”

“bushi,woyebuzhidao...”huaqianqianwanleyizhengtiandeshouji,suiranbuzhidaodangshidetashigeshenmeyangdexinqing,danshikeyizhidaodeshi,neigeshihou,huaqianqianhaoxiangmeiyoudongguozishadeniantou。

tadexinli,haishihenjiguajiangxu,haishifangbuxiajiangyande。

zhiyuhoumiandaodifashengleshenme,tashibuzhidaole。

ranhou,huaqianqianjiangzijishiyideshiqingrushugaosulegaoyuqing。

xianzaichulegaoyuqing,huaqianqianzhendebuzhidaoyinggaiquzhaosheile。

gaoyuqingdunledun,tixingdao:“jintianbushiyurenjie。”

“wozhidaoa,danshiwoshuodedoushizhende,yekenengwomeiyoushiyi。wozhishishibasuidelinghunchuanyuele,chuandaolewoershiqisuideyangzi。zhiyuyuanyinma,wojuedeshilaotianyebuxiwangwohejiangyanlihun,tedipaiwolaiqiangjiuyixiawomenjijikeweidehunyin。wojueduibunenggufulaotianyeduiwodehouwanga,qinaidexiaoqingqing,niyidinghuibangwode,duiba~”

kanzhehuaqianqianshuodezheimerenzhen,gaoyuqingkaishiyouxiexiangxintale。

shuodezheimeguanmiantanghuangde,qishijiushinaozijinshuile,daozhishiyile,zheijiuniandeshiqingdoujiwangguangle。

不过,这样也好。

nenggoubaguoqudeshiqingyibigouxiao,erqiexianzaidehuaqianqianyexiangyaowanhuitamenfuqideganqingle。

挺好的。

gaoyuqingweiweiyixiao,“shima?”

huaqianqianzuozuodedianlegetou,“shini,xiaoqingqing,niyidinghuibangwo,duiba。niburenxinkanzhewodebaobeinvercongxiaojiumeilemama,niburenxinkanzhewotongshizhiai,duiba。”

“tongshizhiai?”gaoyuqingchaofengdexiaoleyisheng,“huaqianqian,nizheigenianji,budongshenmeshiaiba。”

“wosuirannianqing,caishibasui,danshiba,wohaishizhidaoshenmeshiaide。nikankana,wocongshibasuikaishijiuxihuanjiangyanle,xianzaizheigeshentidouershiqisuile,haigenjiangyanjiehunle,shenglegenver,zheibushiaiqing,neishishawanyier?”

kanzhehuaqianqianlizhiqizhuangdeyangzi,gaoyuqingxiaozheyaoleyaotou,“wokeyibangnia,danshi,nikebunengzhishiyishixingqi。nixianzaiweiren.qizi,weirenmuqin,niyinggaiyoudianzerenganba,kebunengshiyishixinxian,zheigentanlianaikebuyiyang。”

“dangran,wodong!”huaqianqianpailepaixiongkou。

gaoyuqingkanhuaqianqianzheimerenzhen,yushijiubazheijiniandeshiqing,jiandandedoushuoleyixia。

weidutiaoguolehuaqianqianjiuguojiangyanyiming,zheishitaxinlidegeda。

huaqianqianshifenrenzhendezaizuobiji,xiezhexiezhe,yibenxiaobenzijiuyongdaozuihouyiyele。

heshangbijiben,huaqianqianchaozhegaoyuqingpaolegefeiwen,“xiexiexiaokeai,buguanshenmeshihou,nidoushizuikekaode。”

“qianqian,nizaizheilia。”

liangrenzhengshuohua,turanduoleyidaonanrendeshengyin,dapoleliangrendeduihua。

gaoyuqingtingjianzheigenanrendeshengyin,meitouzhouleqilai,kanxianglehuaqianqian。

huaqianqianyihuitou,jingtanyisheng:“zhubajie!”

高雨晴笑了。

xukechuandeliansebudahaokan,“qianqian,nishuoshenmeni?nizenmeyangle?”

说着,他走了过来。

huaqianqianyixiangqixukechuanjitafadeneixietianyanmiyu,zhenggerendoukaishifanexinle,“dazhu,nibieguolai,niyiguolai,wojiuganjuehaoyouni,hunshenbushufu。”

zheimeyounideren,ershiqisuidehuaqianqianshizenmejieshoude,queaidaolezheigedibulema!