第6章
“zhaoyisheng，zenmeyang，woerzihaiyoujiuma？”
huangjiadayuanli，huangjiajiazhuhuanghaohuazhengjinzhangdelazheyigefaxujiebaidelaoyishengxunwenzhe。
“ai，huanglaoban，bushilaofuwuneng，ershihuangshaoyedezisungenyijingchedibeifeile，tanenghuoxialaijiuyijingshiqijile，xiangyaohuifushengyunengli，kongpashenxiandouzuobudaoya。”
tingdaozheihua，tangzaibingchuangshangdehuangjuncaidoukuaiyaokuchulaile：
“ba，ba，nikuaixiangxiangbanfaya，yihouwozaiyebunengkuaihuole……”
“tamade，daodishishei，ganrangwohuangjiaduanzijuesun，laoziyidingyaowachutadexingan，chouchutadejizhui，boxiatadepi，fangnengxiewodexintouzhihen。”
huanghaohuaqidedegangyadouyaoyaosuile，shoulibawandeliangkeyuqiuyebeiniechenglefenmo。
“ba，dawoderenjiushisujiadeneigefeiwunvxuqinxiao，nikeyidingyaotiwobaochouya。”
“qinxiao，woyidingyaojiangnisuishiwanduan！”
qinxiaonalizhidaohuangjiafashengdeyiqie，cishidetazhenglinzhesuruoqiuluoxiadefanhezhanzaiweijiadayuandemenkou。
“zhanzhu，nigebuzhangyandewanyi，yebutaitoukankanzheishishenmedifang，maihefanmaidaozheililaile。”
“jiushi，haibuganjinjilaozigun，zheilikeshiweijia，tianhaishidediyijiazu，niduozaizheilihuxiyimiaodoushiduiweijiadewuru。”
weijiadelianggemenweikandaoqinxiaoshoulilinzhefanhe，batadangchengmaihefande，yibianmamalieliede，yibiantuisangzhetakuaizou。
“weijiahaodadeweifengya，lianmenkoudeliangtiaogoudoushirucidemuzhongwurenma？”
“tamade，zheigejiahuojuranmawomenshigou。”
“找死！”
lianggemenweichaoqijiahuojiuyaowangqinxiaodenaodaishangzaqu。
qinxiaonalibazheiliangtiaogoufangzaiyanli，zhiting“peng”、“peng”liangshengxiang，jiuzhijiejianglianggemenweidadaozaidi。
lianggemenweilianaihaodejihuidoumeiyou，yinweitamenzhijieyunleguoqu。
qinxiaokuaguodaodideliangrenzhijietuikaileweijiadayuandedamen。
yituikaimen，qinxiaofaxianlimianjuranyouyibaiduohaoheiyirenzaiqianyuanli。
haoqiaobuqiao，jintianshiweijiaqixiadebaobiaogongsijizhongxunlianderizi，jihubaobiaogongsisuoyouderendoulaile。
yishunjian，yibaiduoshuangyanjingqishuashuadedingzheqinxiao。
zheishi，baobiaozhongzouchuyigelingtoude，tayijingkandaoledaodibuqidelianggemenwei，yiranzhixiaoqinxiaolaizhebushanle。
tajiezhezijidequantoulengxiaozhezoudaoqinxiaomianqian：
“hahaha，yijinghenjiumeiyourenganlaichuwomenweijiademeitoule，nihenyonge，buguonideyunqizhendehenbuhao，jintianwomenanxinanbaodebaobiaomendouzaiweijiadayuan。”
lingtoudeshuowanyizhaoshou，duizheshenhoudebaobiaomenshuodao：
“xiongdimen，jintianyoumianfeideshabao，nimenhaibudoulailianlianshou？”
tingdaolingtoudehua，yibaiduogeheiyibaobiao“hula”yixiaquanbuweileshanglai，jiangqinxiaojiweileyigeshuixiebutong。
“shuodeyeshi，woyehaojiumeilianle，yibaiduogemianfeideshabao，yinggaigourangwozhaozhaozhuangtaile。”
qinxiaodehua，dunshijiqilequanchangdejixiao：
“**，nimentingdaolema，zheijiahuoyaoyigedawomensuoyouren。”
“hahaha，zhenshibuzhitiangaodihou，jiranruci，womenyemeiyoubiyaoshouxialiuqingle，zanmenyiqishang，rangtazhidaomawangyeyoujizhiyan。”
huayingangluo，jigepiqibaozaodebaobiaojiuyijingrenbuzhulvxiandongshoule。
zhitingjishengjuxiang，lvxiandongshoudejigebaobiaodoumeiyoufanyingguolai，jiuzaizhongrendeshixianzhongbeidafeilechuqu。
“made，dajiayiqishang，zanmenjiusuanshiduirenyejitaduisile。”
zailingtoudeyishengnuhezhixia，suoyoudebaobiaoquanbubaoqi，yigunaodechongxiangleqinxiao。
“yiqilaiyehao，wohaiyaoganqujiruoqiusongwufanni。”
qinxiaoyongyizhishouhuzhulecanhe，ranhoubianyingshanglezheixiebaobiao。
buyihuier，qinxiaozhanzaiyuandikanleyixiashoubiao，bumanyideshuodao：
“aiya，zheidianrenwojuranyonglewufenzhong，huanzuoyiqianzuiduosanfenzhong，kanlaiwohaishiyouxieshengshuleya。”
erqinxiaodebeihouzeshimandidebaobiao，yigegekudiehanniang，aihongbianye。
“laoye，erye，buhaole，yourendashangmenlaile。”
cishiyigexiarenjijimangmangdechongjinlehoutang，duizhezhengzaipinchadeweijiajiazhuweimingyiheweijiaeryeweimingguanghuibaoqileqingkuang。
“huangshenme，zanmenjiadeneimeduobaobiaoni，meiyoubatasuishiwanduanma？”
“laoye，baobiaomendou……doubeidadaole。”
“什么？”
weimingyiyipaizhuozi，jiangzhuozidoupaisuileyigejiao。
“duifanglaileduoshaoren，yibaiduohaorendoumeiyoulanzhu？”
“duifangzhiyou……zhiyouyigeren……”
“jiuyigeren？tamade，laozidouyangleyiqunshenmewanyi，yibaiduohaorenlianyigerendoudangbuzhu。”
weimingyiqidehuomaosanzhang，yipangdeweimingguangquedanrandepinzhechaquanweidao：
“dage，bubishengqi，jintianbuzhenghaowohuilailema？”
weimingyikanleyiyanweimingguang，xinlidunshiandinglexialai。
yaozhidaozijideerdikeshiyigehuozhenjiashidewuxiuzhe，erqiezaitianhaishishijuewuduishoudecunzai。
“hahaha，erdishuodeshi，shiwobudandingle，neijiuxinkuerdiyitang，peiwoyiqiqujianshijianshizheigejiahuo。”
weimingguangbujinbumandeyouminleyikoucha，zheicaifangxiachazhan，manyouyoudezhanqishenlai，genzheweimingyiwangqianyuanzou。
laidaoqianyuan，weimingyiheweimingguangkandaoyigenianqingrenzhengyingmianzoulai，xiangbizheijiushiqianlainaoshiderenle。
weimingyikandaolairendunshimeimaoyizhou，xinlianzixunsileqilai：
“zhei……zheijiahuobushiqinxiaoma？dangnianwoshourenzhituo，chentajiehunneitianhedemingdingdazuixiadu，rangtabudedongdan，neiweidarenpailaiderenzheicaiyoujihuiduitaxiashou，zenmetaxianzaihaole？”
jiuzaiweimingyichayideshihou，weimingguangquezhijielaidaoleqinxiaodemianqian，shangxiadaliangleqinxiaojiyan，ranhoushuodao：
“nianqingren，nihaiyoudianbenshi，womenweijiayixiangaicai，ruguoniyuanyitoubenwomenweijia，gangcaideshiqingwomenjiwangbujiu，nikanzenmeyang？”
qinxiaolengxiaoleyishenghuiyingdao：
“nimenhaijiwangbujiu？hehe，zhenyouyisi，buguowojintianlaikeshilaisuanzhangde，wokebuhuijiwangbujiu。”