第3章 下厨小能手

“liyan!nizheigebaijiayemen!”

yuanzilidenvrensapodagunyoukuyounao,kemenkoupianpianmeiyougankanrenaode,bijingzheishicunzhangjia,sheiyebuxiangdezuita。

“ninaoshenme,buguojiushitoubuzhongyongdelaohuangniu,liuzheyemeishenmeyong!”cunzhangxinlirouteng,mianshangyeyouxieguabuzhu,zhinengyaosuileya,qiangxingxiangjiangneiniucongniupengzhongzhuaichulai。

talaoposapodagun,duzhemen,kuzhehanzheyaojiangniuliuxia:“niruguojiangniuqianzou,wojiuqutiaohe,zuoguiyebufangguoni,lianzijijiadeniudoubaobuzhu,shenmecunzhang,jiushigewonangfei!tanxiaobianyichidakui!”

liyanyanjiantayueshuoyuelipu,ganmangzhuaizhetahuilewuli。

“niyigefudaorenjiadongshenme?shuohuaqianzhangnaozi,bieshenmezhengtianhushuobadaode。”

“wonahushuole?dangchuyaobushinishouleshenguanjiadeqian,rangnizhaojihuichudiaoshenqiuqiu,yebuhuirujintoujibuchengfanshibami,haibeiezouyitouniu!”lishenzichuihuzidengyan,changzidouyaohuiqingle。

cunzhangganmangwuzhuletadezui,haipayoubierentingdao:“neipangnvrenkansielewomenyibi,dengwoguoxierizi,jiangtamenchudiao,zheiniuhainenghuilai。shundaizheneilujiadedi,yedoushourunangzhong。”

“真的?!”

lishenzidunshishuqierduo,lianshangdeleihendoulaibujica,“neilujiadedikehenfeiwo,yaobushiyouneikuaidichengzhe,tamenzaojiuesile。”

“woyijingyoulefazi,niqiefangxindengzhe,neipangyatouchangkuangbulexujiu!”liyanyandishanguoyisiyindu。

buguojiushigehaochilanzuodeniangmen,jiashanggelengqingdeluzong,tazuoweicunzhang,youdeshifazizhengsizheiliangren。

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shenqiuqiuhuijia,huanleshenganjingdeyishang,dengzaichulaideshihou,cunzhangyijingrangrenjiangniuhejidousongdaoleyuanzili。

luzongmobuhangshengdejiangjiazhongniuquanshoushichulai,jiantachulaiyemeihangsheng,zhishizhuanxindeganzhezijidehuo。

taxianshihuanguleyixiazheijiatusibidetufangzi,youkanleyanlaohuangniuhebansibuhuodelaomuji,zuihoukanleyanshuigangzhongzijidedaoying,xinzhongbuyoudeaitanlianlian。

bierenchuanyue,jiusuanshigelenggongqifei,yehaodaizhanglezhangpiaoliangliandan。

zijizheikehao,pangdelianwuguandouyaokanbuqingle。

zheitixinghemianrong,muceshaoshuoyeyaoerbaijinzuoyou,xinggeyoutaorenyan,huaimingshengzaojiuchuanquleshilibacun。

“kanyangzi,jinwanshuobuzhunhuixiayu,”shenqiuqiucongshuigangzhongdaleyipenshui,quchufangshaokai,youzhualezhimuji,zhuantouduinanrendao,“womendoushoujiaomalidian,jinliangzaiyulaiqianbahuoganwan。”

luzongmeihangsheng,quejiakuaileshoushangdehuo。

shenqiuqiujianzhuang,bujinzeshe。

zheinanrenzhenshimunedelihai,yenanguaitazheimejunxiu,cunzhongquemeiyouyigeguniangyuanyiyutaxianghao。

buzhishiyinweiqiong,kanlai,zheixinggeyeyouhendayuanyin,zuihoubaibaibianyileziji。

tashoujiaomalidejiangjishoushiganjingle,fangruguozhongdunzhu。

zheizhibingyangyangdemujilianhuoguozheigeyuedoushiwenti,bushalechirouyehuisidiao,haibururangtasideyoujiazhiyixie。

tacongguozhongshengchuyitiaojitui,duanzhe,bianqulecunlidelangzhongjia。

yilushang,bushiyouhaitongwenzhexiangqiyuanyuantiaowang,cunminmenjianzhuangbuyoudeyaotou。

zheipangnvrennalishiguorizideliao!

cunzhangchuyuhaoxinsongtadeji,zheimekuaijiushalechirou,zhiguzhezuichan,doubukaolvweilaiderizi,zhenshikebei。

shenqiuqiuguangshikanyanshen,jiuzhidaotamenzaixiangshenme,ketayidianyebuzaiyi。

zhishiqiaokailelangzhongjiademen,yongshouzhongdejitui,huanleyixiaobeiloubuzenmezhiqiandeyaocaichulai。

suihou,youyongyiwanjitang,qulinjujiazhonghuanlekuaidoufuhebianyideshucai。

luzongkanzhetachuchujinjinyitangyouyitang,zuizhong,haishimeirenzhukailekou。

“nidaodixiangganshenme?xianzaicunzhongrendouzhidaoniyoujitanghele,buxuyaozheibanxianbai。”

nvrenbianbianzui:“hegejitangyoushenmehaoxianbaide?jiazhongyidianshucaidoumeiyou,zongbunengguangchiroubuchicaiba?hunsudapeicaishiyingyangjunheng。”

luzongquemeijiangtadebianjiefangzaixinshang,bijingzheishenqiuqiu,wangrikeshiyikoucaidoubuchide,zhiyuanyichirou。

所以这话他才不信。

raner,bangwanshifen,tianseguozhenzhoubian,wuyunningjuzaitouding,kongqiyedichenmenre。

luzongzaidiyidiyuluoxiazhiqian,jiangniuhejidouganqulexiuhaodeniupengzhong。

suihou,qingpendedayubianhaoxiangpiaopoyibanluolexialai。

tahuidaowuzhong,pailepaijianshangdeyushui。

jitangdexiangqinongyuquebuniren,daizhenanyimiaoshudeqingxiangqi,zhigougoudezuanrubizili。

tahuishen,biankandaoshenqiuqiuyijingjiangcaihetangdouzuohao,biaoqingchayibuyi。

jinrizheinvrenshibianlegerenma?

juranqinzixiachubushuo,haizuolezheimeduohaocai!

“jinriduokuiyouni,buranwohaibuzhihuichushenmeshi。”

shenqiuqiudeganxieshizhenxinshiyi,buguanduiyuanzhuhaishiduiziji,zheiluzong,douyijingzuodaolerenzhiyijin。

napayuanzhujiangjiazhongdeqiandouyijingtouzou,haijitamomingkoule‘lvmaozi’,rangtachenglecunzhongdexiaohua,tadoumeiyouduiqibuguanbugu。

zheiyangdenanren,yijinghenzhidezunzhongle。

tabiaoqingzhenzhi,qingchedemouzidaoyingzhezhuhuoyaoye,fandaoshirangluzongyouxiebushiying。

tamianseshaohuan,zuozaizhuopang,zainvrenmanshiqidaidemuguangzhong,jialeyikuaihuluobufangrukouzhong。

jitangdexiangqishenruhuluobuzhong,haijiazazheguoshuteyoudeqingtian。doufubeiqiechengxiaokuai,yongshuichaoguohouliangban,daizhedouzideqingxiang,rangrenchunchinanwang。

tadebiaoqingyuelaiyuezhenjing。

zheinvren,jingranyouzheimehaodechuyi?!

“shibushiweidaobucuo?”

shenqiuqiujiaoaobuyi,zuoweiyimingyingyangshi,jiangdongxizuodemeiwei,ziranshizuijibenyaoqiu。

buranguangguzheyingyangquerangrenmeiweikou,neijiushiyigeyingyangshideshibai。

“尚可。”

shenqiuqiuwenyan,fangxialexinzhongdedashitou,buyoukaikoudaqudao:“nikannizheifengduheqipo,genhuabenlidehuangqinguizhouyiyang,younizheihua,wojiudangzuoshikuazanle。”

luzongnazhekuaizideshouweiweiyidun,yaxiazijixinzhongdechayi,meiyoujiehua。

jiangwanzhongjitanghexiahou,youjiangmuguangkanxiangleyipangdehuihesemantou。

naqiyigeyaoleyikou,suiji,mianrongbianluchunanyimiaoshudebiaoqing。

youkuyousekou,zheigeweidao,beitazuochulaiyesuanshizhengchang。

tamianqiangjiangkouzhongnanchide‘mantou’yanxiaqu,queweishuluotazuodenanchi,zhidandankaikoudao:“dengrihouquzhenshangjiangchaihuoqianjiele,jiunengmaixiexibaimianhuilai。”

zheidongxijiushishenqiuqiunengchi,tayeyouxienanyixiayan。daobushijiaoqi,ershishizaitainanchile。

“maixibaimianzuoshenme?zheishiwoteyihuanlaidecaomai。suoyoumimianzhong,heimaisuirannanchi,dantajianfeixiaoguozuihao,shihenjiankangdeculiang。”

shenqiuqiujiangmianqiandejitangyoujinanrenshengleyiwan,zijiquezhichijitangpaoguodecai,heneinankandemantou。

tayijingxiadingjuexinyaojianfei,tuozhezheigechenzhongdeshenqu,kemeibanfafajiazhifu。

luzongzheicaifaxian,zheijitangtajingshiyikoumeihe,zhishichineicaomaizuodemantou。