“huanyingdajialaidao《zongyidatiaozhan》disanjijiemuxianchang，woshizhuchirenbingbing。”
longguo，modou，zongyixianchang。
wutaizhishang，zhanzheyigenianqingtianmeidenvzhuchiren，chucizhiwai，haizhanzheshiweijiabin，qizhongyouyigedagaiershichutoudexiaoxianrou，buyoushenhuxileyixia。
tajiaolinchen，laizidiqiu，chuanyuedaozheigeshijieyouliangnianbandeshijianle，danhenkexi，yizhidengbudaoxitongtongzhi，suoyiqianliangnianban，guodepingpingwuqi。
danhaozaizishendewaizaitiaojianhaishibucuode，birujingchangzaiduanshipinpingtaishoudaofupodesixinheliuyan，biaoshixiangsongzijiyichangpotiandefuguihezaohua，dangranbeilinchenwanjule，tataimingbaigangsiqiudehuayushishenmeyisile。
suoyi，tataruyulequan，qianyuejingjigongsi，chengweiyimingshibaxianbuzhimingyiren，haozaizheiyicigongsifali，jizijizhengqulezheimeyigezongyidatiaozhandejiabinweizhi。
cike，zhuchirenbingbingyeshizaijieshaoshiweijiabin。
“youzhelianxiliangnianbanjingyan，jingtongchangtiaorapdeaikun，dajiahuanyingta。”
“dongrixuehuadaibiaorenwuyuanhua。”
“piaoliangxinggandeyangmixiaojiejie。”
“shuaiqinianqing、jinrizhengshichudaodelinchenxiaoxianrou！”
zhuchirenbingbingzaimailijieshao，erzhibojiandedanmu，yijingshishuafengle。
“aikun？daqingdouwangle，nikaoquwuzhuangyuanle？”
“我靠，袁划？”
“wuwuwu，xiangtianyangmixiaojiejiedejiao。”
“wocao，weishenmezhibojianzheimeduolaosepi？wopei，tayoujiaoqia，daoshihounizuibalizhangzhenjunde。”
“buhuibabuhuiba，zhenyourenzheimezhongkouweia，xiangxiangzhenshirangrenzuoouni，buxiangwo，wozhixiangdangyangmixiaojiejiedegou。”
“zheigejiaolinchendezhangdehaoshuaia，jingranliandianfengshiqidewodouyaobiqifengmang。”
zhibojiandanmufenfenraorao，kandechulaidajiahaishihenqidaizheiyidangjiemude。
erlinchencike，yeshinaohailidingdeyisheng。
“ding，faxiansuzhuzhengshichudao，benxitongzhengshijihuo！”
linchenyanzhongyixi，wodetian，zongsuanjihuole，nizhidaowozailanxingzheiliangnianbanshizenmeguodema？
“xitongbangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong。”
linchenxinzhongwendao：“nishishenmexitong？shiqiyushuashengwangduihuanjianglidexitongma？”
“zunjingdesuzhu，nishuodetaimafanle，wobuxuyaoqianxi，zhijieyibudaowei，woshiwuxingnitianxitong，jutishiyong，zhixusuzhuchixuzuoyijianshihuoguanchayijianshi，jiukeyilinglvegaishijianyuxiangguanshijiandesuoyouaomi，jutidengxiasuzhuyudaoshiqingjiuzhixiaole。”
tingdaoxitongdejieshi，linchenyouxieyihuo，chixuzuoyijianshihuoguanchayijianshi，jiunenglinglvezheijianshideaomiao？
yucitongshi，zhuchirenbingbingyeshijieshaoleshiweixuanshou，taqiaoxiaoqianxishuodao：“haode，gangcaijidajiajieshaolebenjijiemudeshiweijiabin，tamenhuizaibenjijiemulijinglishenmeyangdetiaozhanni，youjidajiadailaishenmeyangjingqitiyanni，rangwomenshimuyidai。”
shuowanlezhihou，bingbingyoushiduiwutaishangshigerendao：“dajiahao，yinweizheishidiyiqijiemu，suoyixuyaojidajiajieshaoyixiaguize，womenzheiyiqidejiemu，yuzhiqianliangqiyouyixiebutong。”
“benqijiemu，zaizhengshikaishitiaozhanzhiqian，huiyouyigeewaidexiaoxingtiaozhanhuodong，ruguodajianengchenggong，neimejiukeyizaizhengshitiaozhanshi，huodeyixieewaideyoushi，birushuochushideqidongzijinhuigenggaoyixie，youbiruruguoshiyudaoxuyaozuduijinxingtiaozhandexiangmu，huoshengzhebianshiduizhang，keyijinxingxuanren，dajiadouqingchulema？”
yuanhuadao：“fangxin，womendouqingchule。”
lijiahangyeshixiaodao：“meiyouwenti，xiaoxiaotiaozhaneryi。”
bingbingzhalezhayan：“haode，neizheiyicixiaoxiaotiaozhan，jiuyaokaishile，xianrangwomenyouqing，womendekapaidashi。”
jingtoujidaowutaicemian，yigekansipuputongtongdezhongnianrenzoushanglai，haihedajiadazhaohu。
zhibojiandeguanzhongdoushihenhaoqi。
“zheimeputong，jiujiaokapaidashi？neiwocuisitejiaoshenme？”
“tashouzhishiqiquande，doumeiyoushaoshouzhi，zenmejiaokapaidashi？”
“kapaidashi？xiashuidaoyingxiongbale，jiemuzuqingkapaiwoshimeixiangdaode，wojianyiqinglixin。”
“卧槽，农！”
zhibojiandedanmugenfengleyiyang，gezhongwangeng，yeyoujiazazheshenme“mijiewoxiangqingchiguodongzhilei”dedanmu，buyierzu。
erlinchencikejiuxiangshiyigexiaotouming，momowuwen，suiranhuiyourenzaizhibojiankuata，“wa，zheigelinchenhaoshuai，wodexinrennanyourenxuanyoule，buxuyaocongpinglunqutiaole”zhileidehuayu，danyulequanbijingshiyulequan，zuibuquedejiushimeinvshuaige，biruyigegewutuandemeinv，dounengzhijienianyaxuduonvmingxing。
bingbingxiaodao：“haode，wangshifu，qingdaowutaizhongjianlai。”
tayoushiduisuoyourenshuodao：“dajiakenenghuihenhaoqi，weishenmewangshifunianjiqingqing，jiujiaotakapaidashi？zheishiyinwei，tayouyixiangfeipaijueji，zheiyiyangfeipaijueji，feichanglihai！wangshifu，nijiandanjieshaoyixiaziji。”
wangshifuyouxiemiantian：“dajiahao，wojiaowangyongxin，shiyimingputongdenongmin，ranhouwohuifeipai，wolianzheigefeipai，yijinglianleershiduonianle，congshijisuijiukaishi。”
bingbingxiaodao：“wangshifushuoqilai，dajiakenengmeishenmeganjue，dengxiarangdajiazhiguanganshouyixiajiuxing。”
henkuai，jiemuzugongzuorenyuanjiangdaojutuileshanglai，shiyigeguanzhuangdekele，baizaizuzuershiduomiyuandezhuozishang。
erwangshifuzhanzaiwutaibianyuan，shoulinazhepukepai。
“haole，wangshifuxianzaiyaoyongzheigepukepai，zhijiejiangkelejixuekai。”
xiayike，wangshifuchushou，suoyourenzhijiandaokapaixuanzhuan，ranhoupudeyisheng，zhijiefeiguoguanzhuangkelebianshang，zhenggeyilaguanzhijiecongzhongjianbeixuekai，ruanmianmiandeaoxianxiaqu，zhongjianhailiuchulehuangsedeyeti。
卧槽！
jiandaozheiyimu，xianchangqiyuxuanshou，quanbumudengkoudai！
zhenggezhibojiandeguanzhong，yeshijingezhangdalezui。
“zhen·kapaidashia！”
“guofudiyikapai，sheizancheng，sheifandui？”
“tazenmezheimemenga！zheishipukepaia！yilaguandounengshechuandea？”
bingbingyoushixiaozhekanxiangwutaishangdexuanshou：“haole，neimebencijiemukaishizhiqian，dajiaxuyaotiaozhande，jiushiwangshifudekapaijuejie，bijingwomenjiemujiaozuozongyidatiaozhan，zheigesuanshidatiaozhandekaiweicai。”
yuanhuazhangdalezuiba，lijiahangyeyouxiexinyouyuji，yangmihongchunchengleoxing，erlinchenzeshiyilianruoyousuosi。
jiuzaiganggang，tatingdaolexitongtishi。
“ding，ninguanchaletarenyiciwanmeifeipai，ninshunjianzhangwolefeipaijineng，ninxianzaidefeipaijinengdengjishi，xianshu（jinengdengji：chuji、zhongji、gaoji、xianshu、zhuanye、dashi、zongshi）。”
yuanlairuci，zheijiushiwuxingnitiana？