“jijie，wojuedezanmenliangbuheshile，fenshouba！”
“a？”zhengzaishuadouyindejijiekandaoxiaoxiyilianwenhao。
“womashangjiushigongwuyuanle，nishigewuyeyoumin，zanmenliangbuheshi。zhunixingfu，zaijian！”
“bushixiaolu，nigenwokaiwanxiaoniba？zanmenliangcongdaxuedaoxianzailiunianle，nigangguoleguokaojiuyaochuaiwo？”
红色感叹号！
xiaoxiyifachu，danbeiduifangjushoule！
操，被拉黑了？
guoranshishangandiyijian，xianzhanyizhongrena！
jijieheqiannvyoulilushididoumoudaxuetongxue，lijinqianxinwankubatatiandaoleshou。
biyehoujijiejinledidouyijiaruanjiangongsi，erliluzeshizhunbeikaogong。
beikaolesannian，liangrenzufangherichangkaixiaodangrandoushijijiechengdan。
gongfubufuyouxinren，jiuzaijitianqian，liluzhongyutongguolezuihoudemianshi，erjijieyequegongsi“hefa”cituile。
jijieyemeizhejizhaogongzuo，ershizhunbeihuilaojiaxiuxiyiduanshijian，peipeifumu。
sheizhidaocaihuijiasantianjiubeifenshoule！
「jiancedaosuzhubeilaonvfenshou，fuhebangdingtiaojian，xitongjihuozhong……」
哎嘿嘿！
zhongyulundaozijidangzhujiaolema？
「系统绑定成功！」
「zhiyaosuzhuzhenjingfuhetiaojiandeyixing（laonv）biankehuodezhenjingbi，zhenjingbikeyonglaichoujiang，jiangpinbaokuodanbuxianyuxianjin、gaojiazhishiwuhuojinengshuxing！」
zhenjinglaonvjiukeyichoujiang……
qunaerzhaofuhetiaojiandeyixingni？
zhengxiangzhe，weixinxiaoxitishiyinyouxiangle。
nandaoshililuhuixinzhuanyile？
naqilaiyikan：wangyi……
“xiaojiea，zheishixiaxuedeweixin！jiushiwoshangcigennimashuodeneigeguniang，nimagennishuoguoleba？zhangdekepiaoliangle！nimennianqingrenzijilianxia！”
微信名片。
“haolei，zhidaolewangyi，woyihuierjiujia。”
jijiekanleyiyanxiaxuedetouxiang，yifeipenghua，wangmingbudongxiadexue。
zheitouxiang，buhuishichuanshuozhongdewaiwuxianyujiakuba？
先加上再说！
pafumudanxin，jijiezheicihuilaibingmeiyougaosutamenzijishibeicituile，zhishuogangwanchengyigedaxiangmu，gongsijilebangeyuejiaqi。
jijiedefumubuxihuanlilu，shuotabushigeguorizideren，lilutongyangyebuxihuanjijiedefumu，juedetamenshixiangxiaren。
jijiedefumuyebuzhidaoerzihaizaiheliluzaiyiqi，yizhiyiweitamendehaoerziyijingtinglaorenyanhelilufenshoule。
zheicihaoburongyihuilai，erzidexiangqindangranyaoanpaishang。
yanzhengtongguole，duifangfaguolaiyigexiaolian。
“nihao，xiaxueshiba？woshijijiewangyijieshaode……”
jijieyibianyouyidameiyidadegentaliaozhe，shunshoudiankaileduifangdepengyouquan。
嗯……
“jintianzuolemeimeidezhijia~”（shoufangzaiheisi**shangdezhaopian*9）
“yuanqimanmandeyitiancongyibeikafeiheyibenhaoshukaishi！”（xingbakeyibeikafeijiayibenyingwenban《bainiangudu》）
“zilvdenvrenzuimei！”（jianshenfangyujiakudiaodaiduijingshoujidanglian***9）
guoranshichuanshuozhongdewaiwuxianyujiakua！
gaishuobushuo，zheishencaichuanshangyujiakuhaiting**de，qimabishangcijiandemeiqiguanqiangduole！
“tongzige，zheigexiaxuefuhetiaojianma？”
「系统检测中……」
「姓名：夏雪」
「年龄：27」
「身高：164」
「体重：52」
「评分：74」
「磨损：3」
「fuhetiaojian，keyichanshengzhenjingbi！」
fuhetiaojian，neijiushigelaonvbei！
guantani！fuhejiuxingle，mosun3，27suiderenleyesuankeyiba。
youliaolejiju，dinghaolewanshangchulaichifan，yemeishuoqunaer，zhishiwanshangliudianrangjijiequxingbakemenkoujieta。
jiranyaozhenjing，dangranyaozhunbeizhunbeile。
chumensaolelianggongxiangdancheyibianwangzuijindezuchexingqiyibianboleyigedianhuajizijidefaxiaomuming：“wai？mingzi，awoganghuilailiangtian，yihuieryoushiermei？bangwogemang……”
liudianshifen，xiaxuenazhebanbeikafeizouchulexingbake，zhanzaimalubianshangyouxiebunaifandezuoyoukanlekan，meiren！
真是下头男！
第一次见面就迟到！
haidezijibaidabandezheimeyongxin，haihua19mailebeinatie！
zhengzaiyouyushijizheigexiatounanfatiaoxiaoxi，haishizhijiedachehuijia，yiliangheiseaodia6tingzailetayanqian，fujiashidechechuanghuanhuanjianglexialai。
“xiaxueshiba？woshijijie！”jijieshoufuchebawaitoujichuyigezhenchengdexiaorong。
好像是奥迪A6！
xiaxuedeyanjingbuyoudeyiliang！
wanyaokanxiangchenei，jiashiweishangyigeyangguangshuaiqidedananhai，gezishanniuzikuzhengweixiaokanzheziji。
fangxiangpanzhongjiansigequandechebiaozhengshilezijidecaice。
dataishangfangzheyizhangxingmude“tongxingzheng”，haiyouguoqijiadangqidexiaohongqi，yijihouzuoneiyouxiesuqideyinsilian，wuyibuzaizhangxianzhechezhushenfendeteshu！
「suzhuchenggongzhenjinglexiaxue，zhenjingbi+1！」
哎嘿嘿！
shoudaoxitongtishidejijiexinzhongyixi：guoranyouxiao！
buwangzijihualiubaikuaiqianzule12kuanwusungai18kuandelaopoa6！
nvrenma，zhendongchedeyoujige？daduoshuyujiakudoushizhixianyurenshibbahejigetamenyiweihaochedechebiao。
“xitong，woyaochoujiang！”
必须先尝尝咸淡！
「qingsuzhuxuanzechoujiangleixing！」
「chujichoujiang，meicixiaohao1zhenjingbi；zhongjichoujiang，meicixiaohao10zhenjingbi；gaojichoujiang，meicixiaohao100zhenjingbi！shilianchouewaisongyicijiangli！」
“laigegaojichoujiang！”jijiezhijiexiadazhiling。
「baoqian，suzhuzhenjingbiyuebuzu！qingzhongxinxuanzechoujiangleixing！」
kanlaihaishibunengzuankongzia！
“初级抽奖！”
「抽奖开始！」
「gongxisuzhuhuodexianjin1wanyuan！」
yiwanzheijiudaoshoule？meizizi！
xiaxuedangranbuzhidaojijiezaichoujiang，kanzhetayilianchidaidexiaorongyiweishibeizijidejueshirongyanhejiaohaoshencaijizhenjingdaole。
yushiqingleqingsangzishuodao：“keke……neige，zanmenqunaera？”
“a，quchifan，xianshangcheba！”cuiyangshengebobangzhelakailefujiashichemen。
“zheishi……”xiaxuemeitouyizhou。
fujiashishangfangzhehaojigegouwudai，doushilaofengxiang、zhoudafu，zhoushengsheng……
“buhaoyisi，wangle……”
jijiemangbajigechendiandiandegouwudaifangdaolechehouzuoyibianjieshi：“laomakuaiguoshengrile，laorenjiama，jiushixihuandianjinyinshoushi，gangcaisuibianmailedian，danwuledianshijian。laishangcheba！”
「suzhuchenggongzhenjinglexiaxue，zhenjingbi+1！」
“nihaitingxiaoshundeha~”xiaxuezuodaolefujiashishang。
tayijingrendingjijieshigeyouzhinanle。
“hai，zheibushiyizhidouzaididoumeishijianpeierlaoma，yezhinengzaizheifangmianjinliangbuchangbuchangle。”
jijieyibianshuoyibiandaliangxiaxue。
toudingyiwugelunbiyabangqiumaopeikouzhao，shangshentaizhoushizuniao，xiashenbuzhidaoshenmepaizideyujiaku，jiaoshangchuanzheputiansanyecao，dianxingdewaiwuxianyujiakule！
buguoyujiakuchuanshangqueshitingxianshencaide。
“zanmenquchidianshenme？”jijiewendao。
“suibian，wowusuowei。”xiaxuebenlaishixiangquchiniupaide，youkeyikankanduifangdeshili，youkeyipaizhaodakafapengyouquan。
danshiaodichehegouwudairangtagaibianlexiangfa，taxiangjijijieliuyigesuihedeyinxiang。
“neijiuquyouyicantingba！tingzhangshijianmeiquguole，haoburongyihuiyitangliaoling，quchangchang！”