ruanzexiaozhiyiqingdongzhiyili，
硬嘛……
suyongdouxianghaole，lvzhangyaoshizaibujijiutiantianjitadadianhuafanta！
yitiansantongdianhua，zaiqulvbunaoqu，
一哭二闹三上吊！
bujiwuqijiushibuhuiqule，dabuleshuilvbu，
旅部还得管饭！
旅长无奈地摇摇头，
suyongxiaoyongshanzhan，zhiqianzailvbujiucengdaizhejingweilianlvlizhangong，daguobushaopiaoliangdefuji。
对于这样一个爱将，
lvzhangshiyouaiyounatameibanfa！
lvzhangwunaidixiaozheyaoyaotou，kuxiaodao：
“aiya！woshuonixiaozi！zenmexuezhegenliyunlongyiyangneimejizeini！”
“chengtiandejiwokuqiong，zhendanglaozishidizhulaocaileshiba！”
suyongmianlunanse，chengkendidao：
“lvzhangdaren，ruguogenninkuqiongnengrangzhanshimenduoshaguizi，nengtigaozhandouli，neiwoyuanyitiantiangenniku，woguixialaiku，jinigaogebataidajiaokudouxing！”
还没等苏勇说完，
旅长眉毛一皱，
dianhualizaicixiangqilvzhangdehechisheng：
“woqunide，suyong！wozenmetingzheihuayuetingyuebianweia？？nixiaozishibabudewozaodianqujianmakesishiba？”
“buneng！lvzhang，ninshiwomendezhuxingu，meileninzan386lvdetiankejiutaxialaile，”
ninyeshizhidaode，zheiqiaofunanweiwumizhichui，zaishuole，zheiquanjundeyanjingkedoukanzhezanni，wohunhaole，yejininlvzhangdarenzhanglianbushi！”
电话那头，
旅长无奈地摇摇头，
lenglehaojimiaozhongchensiyihuier，
然后大手一挥，
suihouxiangqilehaofangdeshengyin：
“得得得！”
“nixiaoziyebiegengecangyingsidezaiwoerbiantiantiantaotaotaole！wokannishoushidulilianneilantanzishiyeburongyi，jiudayingxianjiniyigebandezhuangbeiba！”
“lvzhang，nengbunengduojidian，yigepai，chengbu？”
tingdaosuyongzaizheilitaojiahaijia，lvzhangzheipiqidunshijiushanglaile，
道：
“niyaohaishibuyao，buyaowoguale！”
“yao！！yaoyao！lvzhang！”suyonglianliandiantoudao，
lvzhangwunaidixiaolexiao，dao：
“nixiaozi！suanniniu！wohaishidiyicibeixiajidaqiufengle，yaobushikanzainijiuguowolaohuojidefenshang，wozao……”
“hahaha！lvzhang，nindarenyoudaliang！！duoduohaihan，lijiewansui！”
suyongbeilvzhangdehuadouxiaole，
yiqianzaikangezhongkangzhanxiaoshuodoushilvzhangdaqiufengbieren，
zheiyicinengqinzidaqiufenglvzhang，
看着旅长吃瘪，
这感觉！
实在是太爽了！！！
“haolei！lvzhang，wotizanduliliandewushiduohaodixiongxiexielvzhangdarenleha！”
嘟嘟嘟……
电话刚挂完，
suyongdeerpanbianxiangqiyidaojixiebandedianziyin：
“ding！gongxisuzhujuexinggongxifacaixitong！”
“ding！gongxisuzhu，chenggongdajielvzhangyigebandezhuangbei！jianglim1jialandebuqiang：100ba，zidan15wanfa。”
“m2pojipao2men，paodan20fa。【houmianjiuduole，weileheli，wupen！】”
“bazukahuojiantong10ting，huojiandan：40mei”
“jiekeshiqingjiqiang5ting，zidan：6gejishu。”
“fenglengbolangningningzhongjiqiang2ting：zidan：30wanfa！”
“ding！gongxisuzhuhuodetizhizengqiangyaoyeyibaizhi！”
“ding！gongxisuzhuhuodecitiao【qingtong】【xunlianzengfu：nindebuduixinbingxunlianjinduhexiaolvtigao15%zengfu！】”
“ding！gongxisuzhuhuode【jididianhuajiashegongcheng**】【yinbixingbaifenbai】”
苏勇心神一凝，
他娘的！
yinianduole，xitongshizhongyulaile！
娘的！
都是好东西啊！
jiunam1jialandebuqianglaishuoba，suchengdabali，
banzidonglianshehuoqi，sheshoushechuyifa，xiayifazidanzidongshangtang，buxuyaoxiangsanbadagaineiyangdayifalayixiaqiangshuan。
shesuheshechengyiranshisanbadagaimeifabide，nengdadao760mi，
guizidesanbadagaizhiyou460mi！
lingwaikandaozheigexunliancitiaozengfu，
suyongmouguangyiliang，zhengchouzheixiexinbingdezhandouligairuhetishangquni