第3章 打脸偷鸡摸狗的女仆

suhantiaomei,“danshi,nichengxidechanyequanguiwo。”

neikeshishijiahuisuojiachengxiyichudiduanzuihaodedipi!

suhanzhenshishizidakaikou!

buguosutanqueshizhizheigejia!

shenzhoucumeiyouyuleyixia,yaoyadao:“chengjiao!”

suhanbujindaxiaoqilai,taduboqiandeyiqianwanzheixiayoudehaile。

shenzhoukantazheifuyangzi,huyidao:“nixiaoziwanwoniba?neikeshiniqinmeimei,nicaibukenni!”

suhanlengxiaoyisheng,“shenmeqinmeimei?tongfuyimueryi。zaishuo,tacongshengxialaijiudiule,wozheiyeshidiyicijianta,gentayoubuqin!youshenmebukende?”

shenzhoupielepiezui,zheigesuhanzuipatadiele,“bupataqugennifuqingaozhuang?”

suhanlengchidao:“tagan!

tazaipiaoliangyejiushiyixiaocungu,wonanietajiugenniesiyizhixiaomayiyiyang!

yihouzaisujia,taquandoudekanwolianse!kankanwojianeibiaomeibaiqingroujiuzhidaole,worangtawangdong,nikantaganwangxi?”

shenzhouxiexiaozhezhuangleyixiasuhandejianbang,tiaomeidao:“gemengouyisi!”

yushiwai,xiaoxibayijianbaiseshaqunfangdaolemenkoudeyizishang,deyidimolemozijikoudailidebaoshixiongzhen,yangchundao:“xiaojie,shaoyetedijininmailejianqunzi,jininfangzheierle。”

yushineichuanlaisutandeshengyin,“zhidaole,chuqu。”

“是。”

sutanpizheyupaochuleyushi。

xiaoxitingdaoshengyinhou,jimangtuikaimenzoujinlefangjian,“xiaojie,zheishishixiaderekuan,houmiandebangdaikenanbangle,ninyinggaibuhuichuanzheizhongyifuba?wolaibangnin...”

sutancemupieletayiyan,lishenghechi:“chuqu!”

xiaoxipielepiezui,dizhetoutuilechuqu。

xindaozhenshigemeiyanlidexiangbalao!

tazailushangkeshipanshangledashaoye,zenmeshuoyesuanshizheinvrendexiaosaozile,shuobudingyihouzaisujia,zheinvrenhaiyaoqiuzhetabanshini!

sutandaliangleyixiazheijianbaiqun,zheikuanyangshi,shitaxinshejichulaide。

sutanbujinlengchiyisheng,tazheigegegeduinvrendeyifudaoshihenyouyanguang。

sutanhuranpiejianyifuxiongkouchuqueleyikuaidongxi,taweiweimilemimouzi,yanshenzhuanxiangmenwai。

meiyihuier,sutantuikaimenchulefangjian,xiaoxifaxiantameiyouchuantajidebaiqun,ershichuanzheyijianpuputongtongdebaisechenshanhebaiseduanku。

xiaoxigangxiangdiaokantabuhuichuangaojiqunzi,sutanquelengyandingzheta,lishenghechi:“nalai!”

xiaoxiliansenankan,zheimeixiongzhenshitazailushangfengchengdashaoye,dashaoyesuishoushangjitade,tayincigaoxinglehaojitian,yizhidousuishenzhuangzaishenshang。

benyiweizheigexiangbalaobushihuo,sheixiangdaotajingranzhidaodiulexiongzhen。

xiaoxijinjinzuanzhekoudailidexiongzhen,guqiyongqijuezuidao:“neishidashaoyesongjiwode,xiaojiehaixiangqiangbucheng?”

sutanlenghengyisheng,“henhao。”

sutanyibajiangxiaoxichedaomenkousuhandemianqian,jiangshoulidebaiqundiuzaitalianshang,lenglengdao:“dage,nizheigenvpupingshijiuyoutoujimogoudemaobing?”

suhanyihuodiwen:“fashengshenmeshile?”

sutanlenglengjieshidao:“tatoulewoyifushangdexiongzhen,shuoshidagenisongtade。”

xiaoxijueqiangdao:“womeiyousahuang!jiushishaoyesongwode,shaoyeninkuaigaosuta...”

“啪”的一声!

suhanzhijiechouletayibazhang,suhanliqihenda,zhijiebaxiaoxichoudaoledishang。