六月，盛夏。
江南体育大学。
luyutangzaisushededanrenchuangshang，choumeikuliandixianrulechensi。
tabenshiyiminglaizidiqiudejixianyundongaihaozhe。
pingsheng，kewangziran，chongbaiyexing。
shanggeyue，weilezhijingzijideouxiangyalikesi。
taduziyirenfeiwangqiuzhangyan，zhunbeitiaozhantushoudengdingdezhuangju！
jieguo，yinzaoyuleqiangqiliudeganrao，tazuizhongmeinengchenggong，dieruleshengu。
neiyike，luyubenyiweizijisidingle。
kedangtazaicizhengkaiyanjingshi，quefaxianzijijingranchuanyuedaoleyigeyudiqiufeichangxiangsidepingxingshijiezhizhong！
zaizheigeshijie，tahaishijiaoluyu。
无父无母。
单身狗一个。
yanxia，shijiangnantiyudaxueshichangyingxiaozhuanyedeyimingyingjiebiyesheng。
luyubingbushitiyutezhangsheng，zhishiyinweigaokaoluobang，caibeipodiaojidaozheigemeiqiantudezhuanyehunrizi。
yuxuexiaolideneixietiyushengxiangbi，tadeqiancheng，shizaishimiaomang。
buguo，zuoweiyimingchuanyuezhe，zaishiyinglezheigeshijiedeshenghuohou，luyuyijingxiudaoleyisi“buyiyang”deqiwei！
zheigesishierfeide“diqiu”，feichangqiguai。
科技水平异常发达。
yulechanyeheshipinzhiboye，fazhandeyouweixunmeng。
danqueweidushaoleneixietansuoziranhezhuiqiushengmingjixiandefengkuangyundong！
没错！
zheiliderenmen，antuxiangle，quefayexing，qietebiedetanshengpasi！
qianshi，neixiehuobianquanqiudejixianyundong，zaizheigeshijiequandoubufucunzaile。
baokuoneixiecengjinghongjiyishidejixianjuxing。
zheili，meiyoutushoupanyandashiyalikesi！
meiyoufeiyuehuanghedekedage。
meiyouhuangyeqiusheng，meiyoubeiyedeye，meiyoulubinxunpiaoliuji！
shenzhilianxunchangdegaonandujietoujianshenheticaozajidengxiangmu，yedoushibucunzaide？
erneixiecengjingzaiwangluoshangbaohuodejixianzuosizhibo，yejihuzaishijiandehongliuli，yanxiaoyunsanle！
yinqueshaoyexingheduishengmingjixiandeshisitiaozhan，zaidajiadeyanli，jixianyundongjuranzhishidaqiu，dengshanhezuoguoshanche？
lianwugongliyueyepao，dousuanzuolejixianyundong？
WTF？
这也太低端了吧？！
zaiyishidaozheigechayizhihou，luyujuedezijiwanquankeyiliyongqianshidejingyanhebenling，qugaojixianzhibo，chengjiuyigeshuyuzijidejixianrensheng！
shenzhishizhongxintiaozhanqiuzhangyan！
只是……
zheiyiqie，yaoconghekaishini？
zijixianzaiyaoqianmeiqian，yaoziyuanmeiziyuan。
chuanyuehou，shentiyedaburucongqianle。
yiqiedeyiqie，daotoulaidouzhiyigejiadakongdejihua……
“哎……”
闭上了眼睛。
luyubuzhudiyaotoutanxi。
kejiuzaizheishi，tadeerbian，queturanxiangqileyigejiweidongtingdedianzinvyin！
“叮！”
“jixiandashixitongzhengshidengludijiuyuzhouweimian！”
“jiancedaoheshidesuzhurenxuan！”
“zhengzaipipeijiyinxulie！”
“jiyinxuliepipeichenggong！”
……
mimihuhujian，luyubeizheituruqilaideshengyin，heleyitiao，“shei？sheizaishuohua？”
环顾左右。
四周空无一人。
dangxia，zhengzhibiyeji，sheyoumenzaojiuxiangjilikai，gebenqianchengqule，nalihaiyourenzai？
nanbuchengshichuanyuehouyizheng？
出现了幻听？
“叮！”
突然。
声音再次响了起来！
“ninhao，huanyingtiyanjixiandashixitong！”
“xitongyizhunbeijiuxu，shifoujieshoubangding？”
闻言，陆川一愣：
“cao！xitong……nandaoshixiaoshuozhongdexitong？！”
qianyishi，weiledafashijian，luyucengkanguobushaodexitongliuxiaoshuo。
duiyuxitongzheigejinshouzhi，ziranshibumoshengde。
zheidongxi，keshibangzhuguowushuzhujiao，zoushangrenshengdianfengdecunzaia！
xianzai，rangrenxianmulewushucidexitong，zhongyuzhaoshangzijilema？
**！
说来就来？
xiangdaozheier，luyuliangyanfangguang，yichangxingfen，duizhekongqiguoduandao：“jieshou！”
“qingshaodeng……jixiandashixitong，zhengzaibangding……xitongbangdingchenggong！”
极限大师系统？
有点意思！
难道是……
weidengluyukaikou，xitongfangfoyijinghuiyi，zaicifashengdao：
“benxitongshiyijiyuzhoukongjiansuoyanfadechaojiheikeji，feichangderenxinghua，suzhuwuxukaikou，jinyongyinianjikeyuxitongziyougoutong。”
luyudiandiantou，xindao：“neige，xitong，nidouyoushenmegongneng？”
“jianyusuzhuneixinqiangliedekewang，benxitonghuiwutiaojiandibangzhusuzhu，yijuchengweicishijiezuihuodejixianyundongzhubo！”
“xiangchengweizheigeshijieshouquyizhidejixiandashima？”
“xiangchengweifeiyueshanhedequanminouxiangma？”
“xiangchengweiwanzhongzhumudehuangyejiaofuma？”
“yiqiejinzaijixiandashixitong！”
suiranxitongdejieshao，youyizhongdianshigouwu998dejishigan，danluyuhaishizhongzhongdidianlediantou：“ng，dongle……”
“keshi，xitong……jixianyundongdeneixiezhiboqicai，quandoushiteshucaizhideyundongxiangji，haoxiangtingguide，woxianzaishoutoushizaijieju……”
话音未落。
系统再次发声道：
“suzhubuyongdanxin，xitongzhengzaifafangzhiboshebei！”
“叮！”
“zhiboshebeifafangwanbi！”
“qingsuzhujishichashou！”
直播设备？
这是什么东西？
yihuozhiji，luyudeyanqian，turanyiliang！
baiguangshanguozhihou，yigehenyoukejigandeyuanxingwuti，bianchuxianzaileyanqian。
“cizhiboshebeishiyijiyuzhoukongjiandekexuejiamen，suoyanfadechaozhinenghangpaiwurenji！”
“xiedairde234xinghaozhinengxinpian！zaisuzhujinxingzhiboshi，huiquanchengzidonggenpai！jibianzaizuixianedehuanjingxia，yenengchangtongwuzudilianjiewangluo！”
“wurenjiliyongtaiyangneng、fengnengchongdianchudian，keyijinxingwujianduandeshipinzhibo，qieyongyoudangjinshijiezuidingjide8080pchaolanguanghuazhi！”
“zhiboshi，wurenjihuizidongbuzhuogezhongjingcaijingtou！”
“renhebaolishouduan，douwufajiangqicuihui！”
tingzhexitongdejieshao，luyudengdaleshuangyan，xingfendechadiantiaoqilai！
woqu，zhei……zheiyetaitmzhinengleba？！
zheidongxizhengshiyanxiazijizuixuyaode！
太爽了！
yaoshidaizhezheigeheikeji，qugaojixianzhibo，jueduinenghuangxianeixiewuzhiguanzhongmende24kgouyan！
不愧是系统，给力！
zaixinliduixitongkuajiangleyifanhou，luyuerhuabushuo，jimangnaqihangpaiwurenji，zixiguanchaqilai。
无人机笔记本大小。
正圆形。
zuishangmianyougexiaopingmu，gendiannaodejiemianyimoyiyang，qieyijinglianhaolewangluo！
“叮！”
“xinshourenwuyikaiqi！qingsuzhuzaizhiboshebeishangzhuceyigeshuyuzijidezhibojian，wanchengcirenwu，huiyoushenmijiangli——xinshoulibao！”
新手礼包？
听着好像还不错。
shibuyichi，luyubuzaiyouyu，diyishijianbiancaozuozhewurenjidakaileyigewangye，ranhouxiangdoumeixiang，jiuzaidouyutvshangzhuceleyigezhibojian。
yinweiqianyishi，zheijiahuojiushidouyuhuwaipindaodeqianyuezhubo。
suoyi，zheiyici，kendinghaishixuanzelaodongjia。
毕竟大平台！
xinyuheliuliangdouyoubaozheng。
wanchengzhucezhihou，luyulijigailefangjianmingzihejianjie：“shishangzuifengkuangdehuwaizhubo——dajiahao，wojiaoluyu！”
“woshiyimingyouliyuweixianbianyuandejixianyundongzhuanjia，tushoupanyan，sujianghuaxue，dikongtiaosan，huangyeqiusheng！qinghuanxingnideyexing，gensuizhuboyiqijianzheng，laizishengmingdeqijiba！weimanshiliuzhousuideqingshaonian，qingzaijiazhangpeitongxiaguankan！”
shurujianjiedeshihou，luyudexinqingfenwaijidong。
jiuweiderexuehe**，shunjianhuigui！
下一秒。
yiqiezhunbeijiuxuzhihou，youmeidongtingdetishiyin，zaicixiangleqilai……