nongfushanquanyoudianzhan：“**！wanlewanle，sangshichuangjinlaile！”
fangkaineigeqinshou，chongwolai：“zaole！zheixiazhuboshiqulediliyoushi，neigesangshishencaiyoubizhubogaoda，kebuhaoduifua！”
starjiekong：“dajiabieji！kendingdoushijuben！zaojiushejihaolede，dengzhekanzhubo**dalianjiuxing！”
yishizhijian，zhibojianlidedanmuyefeitengleqilai。
guanzhongmendoushifendanxinzhubodeanwei，xinliananweitanielebahan。
zhidaokandaozuihouyijuhua，zhongrencaihuiguoshenlai。
是啊！
这只是个直播！
肯定是有剧本的！
douguaizheimoshichangjingbuzhidetaizhenshile！
haidetamenwuyiweizhubodangzhenchuanyuedaolemoshizhizhong！
kejinguanruci，mingzhibuhuiyoushi，dandajiadexinliquehaishihuirenbuzhudanxinjiangfengdeanwei。
yankanzhezheizhisangshizhanqishen，sihouyishenghou，chaozhejiangfengxilai。
guanzhongmengengshimubuzhuanjingdijinjindingzhe，shengpacuoguorenheyigejingtou。
ercike，jiangfengyeshicuqilemeitou。
真是百密一疏！
jingranfanxialezheizhongcuowu！
taxianzailiqiyongdechabuduole，dongzuoyebuzaixiangzhiqianneibanlinghuo。
bixuyizuixiaodedaijia，jiejuediaozheizhisangshi！
“吼—！”
sangshijingzhichongxiangjiangfeng，duzideshangkouchuluchuyitiaozhangzhangdechangzi，tuozaidishang。
zheishitaganggangfanchuangjinlaishi，beisuibolijihuapode。
buguo，zheikansiwubiyanzhongdeshangshi，danduiyusangshilaishuoquehaowuyingxiang。
zhiyaonaodaimeibeizalan，tamenjiuyongyuanbuhuitingzhiduiyuliewudekewangyusiyao！
jiangfengjianzhuang，naohaizhongfuxianchuleyigezhandoujihua。
taxianshizhanzaiyuandibudong，kanshangquyourubeihezhuleyiban。
dengdaosangshichongdaogenqianzhishi，zaimengdijiudidagun。
yucitongshi，jiangfengmiaozhunshiji，yibazhuazhutanei**chulaidexuechang，jiangqiwanghouyongliyiche。
dunshijian，xuechangbanzhulesangshideshuangjiao。
ertayouyujudadechongjiliheguanxing，buyouzizhudishuaidaozaidi。
“就是这个时候！”
趁它病，要它命！
jiangfengxunsuzhanqishen，shouzhongjinjinwozhujieshidexiaobandeng，duizhunqihounaoshao，shichuquanshendeliqi，henhenzaluoxialai。
“哐！”
下一刻。
zheizhisangshibeizadeyanzhutuchu，hounaoshaoshenshenaoxianxiaqu。
tazhitingtingdipudaozaidi，zaiwurenheshengxi。
kandaozheiyimujingcaiwubidejishaxiu，zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyeshunjianrexuefeiteng。
“zhubotaishuaile！woyaojinishenghouzi！”
“**！zhei™yexing？yetaixiuleba！”
“xiudewotoupifama！napazheishijuben，zhubodedongzuoyanjiyeshimeideshuode！”
“woganjuewoxianzaiqiangdekepa！naliyousangshi，woyaodashige！！！”
jinjiezhe，jidongbuyideguanzhongmenfenfenkaishidashangliwu。
erqiedaedashangbuzaishaoshu！
“‘bienaohuijiachiyao’dashangleyigepaoche！”
“‘yishenzhengqijieguolouqi’dashangleyigezhishengji！”
“‘shenlilinghuadegou’dashangleyigejianianhua！”
“......”
zheishidedouyinpingtaituijianguolaideguanzhongrenshuyeyuelaiyueduo。
buzhibujuezhong，zaixianhuoyuerenshuyijingtupolewuqiandaguan。
ranerzheigezengzhangqushiyijiushifenmenglie，meiyoubandianfanghuan！
......
“huchi......huchi......”
jiangfengdakouchuanzheqi，taganjueshuangshousuanruanfama，zhenggerenleidegouqiang，henbudezhijietangdishangshuijue。
raner，chuanghubianhaishengyuzuihouliangzhisangshi。
weilebimiantamenxiangganggangneizhisangshiyiyangfanjinlai，zhinengzhuajinshijian，chenzaogandiaotamen！
yushi，jiangfengqiangchengzhepibeibukandeshenqu，mianqiangyongsuoshengwujideliqijinxingzhandou。
“噗滋！”
“噗滋！”
suizheliangdaoboliciruyankuangdeshengyinxiangqi。
世界终于安静了。
jiangfengyejiechuleweiji，huodelezanshideanquan。
tabuguxingxiangdikaozaixuejibanbandeqiangbishang，xiongtangjulieqifuzhe，shuangshoubushoukongzhidiweiweizhandou。
napaxianzaitaxiangquwajinghe，yemeiyouzhanqilaideliqile。
bijing，aigemosuozheijishizhisangshidenaodai，zheiyesuanshigetilihuo。
ertaxianzai，liandongdanxiashouzhidoufeijingbalade。
genghekuang，jinglizheicizhandouhou，zhouweinengbeixiyinlaidesangshijibendoulaile。
duanshijianneibuyongzaidanxinanquanwentile！
wanquankeyidengdaozijihuifuyidingtilihouzaiquwajinghe！
yushi，jiangfengjiangmuguangkanxiangxunipingmu，xiangyaokankanzhibojiandeqingkuangruhe。
fanzhengxianzheyeshixianzhe，shuobudinghainenglaolaoke，huanjiexiaganggangjinbengdeshenjingheyali。
haoburongyijinlailediyiweiguanzhong，zijiquemangzheshasangshi，meiyoudalita。
tagaibuhuishengqilikaileba？
shuobudingzijidezhibojianrenshuyinciyoubianweilelingdan。
yixiangdaozhei，jiangfengdexinlinanmianyouxieshiluo。
zijixinxinkukushalebantiandesangshi，hezhebiaoyanjikongqikan？
不过，这也没办法。
zaishengcunmianqian，huozheyongyuanbizhibojianzhuanqurenqigengjiazhongyao！
然而，下一秒。
jiangfengqueturandengdaleshuangyan。
duiyuzijisuokanjiandeyimu，bukezhixin！
zhibojianzaixianguankanrenshu：5888ren！
点赞数：100万！
huodeliwu：56751yuan！
jiangfengroulerouzijideshuangyan，huaiyizijishitaileile，jikancuole。
kezaicizhengkaihou，rengjiushizheifuhuamian。
zheibujinlingtawubijingya！
zenmeshalejizhisangshi，renqizhijiubaozhanglezheimeduo？
erguanzhongmenkandaozhubozheimeyifumeijianguoshimiandeyangzi，yebujinbeidouxiaole。
naibaidexuezi：“@zhubo，hahaha，haibu**xiewo！shiwobangnizaiqunlilalailediyiboguanzhong！”
wuguideheitou：“@zhubo，meicuomeicuo！yihouzhubohuole，keqianwanbiewanglezanmennaige！takeshizaiqunligezhongfadushizuobaozheng，womencaiyuanyiguolaikanzhibode！”
huojiweiguoba：“heihei，jiuxihuankanzhubozheihuaiyirenshengdeyangzi！shayanleba！gaosuni，liwudabufenyeshizanmenqunlidedagedashangde！”
ruhongsefentou：“@zhubo，womendoushimoshifashaoyou，pingchangjiuaikanmoshiwen。nidemoshizhiboneirong，womenhenxihuan，yijingdianguanzhule，jideyihouhaohaozhiboyo~”
kandaoguanzhongmendedanmu，jiangfengzheicaihuangrandawu。
原来如此！
hezherenqizhibaozhangzheimeduodeyuanyin，quandoushiyinweizheiweinichengwei‘naibaidexuezi’deguanzhong，bangzijilalaidediyibofensiliulianga！
wanwanmeixiangdao，jingxilaidezheimeturan！
jiangfenglikexiangqianceshenwanyao，bugushenshangdepibei，duizhezhibojingtouxinglegeli，ganjidao：
“ganxie‘naibaidexuezi’zheiweixiongdi！zhendebuhaoyisi，zhiqianwodoumeilaidejihuidanidetiwen！shifenganxieniduiwodexuanchuanhezhichi，yeganxiequnliduzhemendedalizhichi！xiexiedajia！”
zhengsuowei：heshuibuwangwajingren！
yaobushiyinweita，zijidezhibojianrenshukenenghaigualingni！
nahuixiangxianzaizheibanbaohuo！
erguanzhongmenkandaozhuborucikeqi，yebujinlengleyixia。
naibaidexuezi：“@zhubo，hahaha，meishide，zhubo，buyongzaiyi，jushouzhilaobale。”
biaomianshangshuozhemeishi，danshizetaneixinliyijingkuaishuangfantianle。
jiangfengzheifanzitai，keweishijizuletamianzihezunjing，yihoutashuiqunlikeyoudechuile。
shenzhidengjiangfenghuobianzhenggewangluohou，tahainengchuixuyixia：zijikeshizhubodediyiweifensi，bangletadamangni！
bianlaodedaer：“zhubozhenyoulimao，dongdeganen！kandechulai，zanmenmeiyoubangcuoren！”
haoniudehuazi：“@zhubo，hahaha，zhubobiechengqiangle，leilejiugankuaixiuxi，nikannishoudouzaifadou，gujilianbandengdouwobuzhuleba。zanmendoushixiongdi，bubizheimeketao！”
jianci，jiangfengyeweiweiyixiao，buzaijianchi。
“xiexiedajiadelijie，zhuboxianzaiqueshileidexiangtiaogouyiyang，nimendedaenwodoujizaixinlile。”
“chenxianzaixiuxishijian，dajiayoushenmexiangwendekeyijinguanwen，wodouhuihuidade。”
cihuayichu，zhongrenlikelailexingqu。
tamenzaojiubieleyiduzideyihuole。
zhishizhiqianjiangfengmangyushasangshi，genbenmeiyouzhuyidaotamen。
naibaidexuezilvxianfawen。
“主播多大了？”
jianci，jiangfengbenxianglaolaoshishidihuida。
danzhuannianyixiang，zheibudezhengdianhuo，wandiangeng，zengjiadianzhiboquweixing？
zheiyangcainenggenghaodijiaqiangfensimendenianxing，yibianxiacijixulaiguankanzhibo。
yushi，jiangfengjiazhesangzi，guyiyongjiaodididesangyinhuidadao：
“刚满十八岁~”
zheimoxingdeshengyin，zaipeishangxiaochoumoyangdezhuangban，yijizhouweidoushisangshiroukuaidechangjing。
lingguanzhongmentingdehunshenyidou，doukuaiqijipigedale。
“zhubo，zijiren，bieluankaiqiang！”
“maya！zheibishalewohainanshou！”
“wangengzhubo？aileaile！”