第4章
haishangpiaolehaojiri，leyoujuncaitongqiulingshanjundaolerenjian，ganglaicichuyinleshenxingpangguanlesuoyou。
kaishileyoujundaoshitingjingqi，qiulingjunjingranqianshengshigejiangjun，zheiyangshourenzunjing，xianghuodingsheng，nanguaifenshantoushinengluozaineiyanghaodetangtingshan。
pianpiantalunluodaogeniaobulashidedier，zukejianrenjianshizhenmeirengongfengta。
meixiangrenbirenqiren，xianbixianyeqixianyou！
leyoujunxinlizhangyu，xujiudengbudaoqiulingjundehuida，fanertingjianfanrenmendasaoyidilangjieshidao：“zheizhaojiayezhenshi，**zhaojiangjundemafan，pianjiangjunyebuxianlingfata......”
shenxianzuodaozheidibu，yebuzhikuatashizhaixinrenhou，haishiwonangle。
leyoujunzaixinzhongshenshihouhui，zaozhizheirenzheibanwonang，tajiuzaozaoxiebaochoule——biruwaletamanshandejinyintongtie，quanletamenshanshangdebaiyuan，maidaorenjianhainengzhuandianeryinqianjiwojialiangchouhaizimaixiechide......
tazaixinzhongpansuanbantian，xizizidexiangheqiulingjunjiagejia，sheizhiyitaitouzheirenzaoyizouyuan，bujianzongying。
shenxianyaozhaorenbuguoshitaitaishoudeshi，keleyoujuntazuibuaizuohuangdibujitaijianjideshier。
renjiantaijiumeilaile，sixiachaochaorangrangde，leyoujunmanmanzaidaoshangguangzhe，dulichanchongzuoguai，daizhetatingzaigemaimiantiaodefurentanqian。
zheifurentanzishifenhonghuo，beixiadezhuozijiezuomanleren，ciliuciliuximiantiao，qiaozherenliukoushui。
leyoujunbiannuoleweizhizaihoumiandeng，zhenghaozuozaigehaizishenbian，qiaotamangzhejifurenduanwancazhuohou，jiunaleshitouquyibianzaidishangxiezi。
buguodagaishibuzenmeshuxi，xieqilaiwaiwainiuniu，haiyouxiebihuadouloule。
zuoyouwushi，leyoujunchushengdianleliangju，xiaohaierdaoyeconghui，yibiyihuarenzhenxiele，hailaiwentabiedezizenmexie。
zheiyijiao，buzhibujuehaiyoubeijigerenchaledui，yipangdefurenqiaoleshifenbuhaoyisi，qingtamianfeichilewanrouliaomanmandemian，dao：“zheiniansuidushudoushiyaoqusishujiaoshuxiu，wojiawenbaodounan，haizibianzhinengchenzhejiazhongbumangquxuetangtouting，zidourenbuquan，haixiangzhelairibangwoduxinhejitazaijunyingdediexiexin......”
nanrenbuzaijia，yigenvrendaizhehaiziqueshibuyi。kezheidoushifanrenmingshu，tawunengweili。
buguofurenqiudeyebushizheixie，dengtachiwanmian，furenguanchaletabantian，cainieredao：“guniang，woqiaoninxinshan，nengfoubangwogemang，bangwodufengxin？bangwoduxindehuawojiubushouninqianle。”
ng......leyoujunhaowujiujie。
有便宜不占王八蛋！
furenkantatongyi·，jiangyizhixiaoxinchuaizaiyijinlidexindijita，henshiqidai。
kekanleyiyan，leyoujunquewendao：“zheixin，nihaijisheikanguo？”
“zheixinjilaibengaishiyaoqujieshangqingrenkande，danzuijinzheishengyibuhao，zheihaiziyoushenglebingcaidangele。”furenjieshidao，sihushipaxinlishuoleshenmebugaishuode，jinzhangdewendao：“zheixinli，keshixieleshenmejunzhongdejimi？huibuhuiyingxiangtaguijia？”
tingjianbingwutarenkanguo，leyoujunlveweichenyinlexia，xiaozhedao：“bingwubutuo，zhishinizhangfuzaixinzhongshuolexiesifanghua，wobuhaoduchulai。”