第1章 不许动,警察!

五星级酒店的大床。

mingliangcuicandeshuijingdiaodengxia,guanxitangzaikingsizededachuangshang,talianshangbeimengleyitiaoheisedebu,hongrundexiaozuierweiweichuanxi,fachuaimeiposuideyouren**sheng。

pangbianyigezhongniannanrenluchuweisuodexiaorong,bushoukongzhidiwangchuangshangpiaoliangqingchundenvhaierkaojin。

guanxibiaoqingjingkong,shenshangdezaoreganquegengshen。

不要过来。

滚,不要过来。

jiuzainanrenexindeshoumoshangnvhaierbairuyuoudexixiwanzishi。

变故发生了。

guanxicongchuangshangxiangshandianyiyangdanzuoqilai,tadesudujikuai,xibaixianmeidexiaotuiyouli,wangnanrendeduzishangmengdiyiti。

nanrenbenzhongdeshenquwanghoudao,lianshangzhengningfahen:“cao,chouniangmenhaiganfankang,kanwobubanleni!”

tayaocongdishangqilai,quefaxianchuangshangdenvhaierbuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijingqishen,tabanguizaichuangshang,yibabingliangqiheideqiang,zhengdizaitadenaomenshang。

动作利落帅气。

“不许动,警察!”

gangcaihaihaowuzhaojiazhilidenvhaier,cishiyishuangpiaoliangdeyanjingbingleng,kanzhezhongniannanren,fangfokanzheyigesiren:

“gandongyixia,wojiukaiqiangbengleni。”

……

“卡!”

daoyanjianzheiyimupaidebucuo,keyiguole,shuo:“guanxixia,huanxiameishang,sheishangqujixiameidiaowoqiangzishi,kuaidian……”

guanxicongchuangshangxialai,jixiaohuadanxiameirangwei。

zoudaojiaoluoli,tahuodongleyixiashouwan。

妈蛋。

gangcaineigehetadaxidelaonanren,quanneifengpingbuhao,taiguosejichenjichidoufu,batadeshouwandounietengle。

baixiaomicoushangqianlai:“xixi,nigangcaiyandezhenhao,liluoqishendedongzuowodoukuaiyaobeinimizhule。”

“shima?”guanximiqipiaoliangdemouzi。

“是啊是啊。”

baixiaomixingxingyan,diantou,“ai,wojuedeniyandebixiameihaoduole,nizhangdezheimepiaoliang,yaoshizheibuxinilaidangzhujiao,kendingnenghuo。”

guanxidiandiantou,duikuazijidehuayidiandoubuqianxu:“woyezheimejuede,meibanfa,tianshenglizhinanziqi。”

白小米:“……”

xixi,wojiushikuayixia,nihaiyaolianbu?

baixiaomisuiranxinlixiangtucao,buguogangcaishuodeyeshizhende。

xixizhangdepiaoliang,youlianguo,bujinwenxi,gaonanduwuxidounengzijilai,buxiangxiamei,shuoshixiaohuadan,queshihuapingziyige,zheibujubaifenzhiliushi,doushixixitishenyande,zhenbugongping。

weishenmexixizhixiangdangtishen,buxiangzijiyanni?

mingmingtazhiqianyoujihuizijichujingdea。

guanxikebuxiangbaixiaomixiangdeneimeduo。

tajintiandetishenxifenpaiwan,deganjinhuijiale。

yijingbadianshiwule,zaibukuaidian,huijiayaochidaole。

erhuijiachidao,houguohencan。

neigejinguiyoubiantaidenanrenbuhuifangguotade。

guanxiquhuazhuangshibazhuangxiele,congconghuanleyifu,zhunbeichuyingshichengqudache,beijiaozhule。

“guanxi。”jiaozhutaderenshixuzhipian。

guanxitingzhujiaobu,kanxuzhipian,**chunjiaogouqiyimoyaoraodexiao:“xuzhipianyoushi?”

“guanxi,jintianwanshangyoukongmei?yougejiuju,quledehua,yigewanshangyouzheimeduo……”xuzhipianbilegeshoushi,shuo:“zenmeyang,henhuasuanba。”