第三章 武力值爆表

[ganxieyishi、modaodaozhu、shuyou9458、qingmingguohouliangjies,toudetuijianpiao,ganxiedajiadezhichi。]

“星星!”

“星星!”

zaijigehaizidejiaoshengzhong,yuanbenqiheidetiankongyishunjianjiubumanleyusebandexingxing。

qiaolinxijingtan:“haomei。”

tameiwangjiganen,youshuodao:“ganxielaotianyerangwokandaozheimemeidexingkong。”

queshimei,qiaolinxideneigeshidai,yewanzhiyounihongdeng,tiankongyebuzaichunjing,tacongmeikanjianguozheimemeidexingkong。

gantanwan,qiaolinxikandaoxitonglideganenzhiyoujialeyidian。

zhouweituranhenanjing,qiaolinxiditoujiukandaosishuangyanjingzhigougoudekanzheta。

“jiejie,xingxingchulaile,niyoufalilema?”

“能变出馒头吗?”

“嘘!”

qiaolinxirangjigedidimeimeibizui:“nimenwangjilejiejieshuodehua?yaobaomi,shuoneimedashengshixiangrangrenbajiejiezhuazoujitamenbianmantourangnimenzijimeichideesima?”

“哦……”

qiaolinqiheqiaolinshutongshibazuibawushang,qiaolinhuayeshenchuxiaoshouwuzhuzijidezuiba。qiaolinxizhigougoudekanzheqiaolinqin,qiaolinqinchelechezui,yebazijidezuibawushang。

“yihuiersheishuohuasheijiumeiyouchide。”

qiaolinxibajigerenlaguolaiweichengyigequan,ranhouyibenzhengjingdeniantaozhetazijidoubuzhidaoshishenmeyisidehua。

jiezhe,tadeshoushangturanjiuchuxianyigedamantou。

“a!you……”qiaolinxiyanjingyideng,qiaolinshuganjinbazuibawushang。

“wuwuwu,zhendeyou。”

qiaolinxibamantoubaichengwufen,yirenyixiaokuai。

jigehaiziyikoujiutunxiale,ranhouqidaidekanzheqiaolinxi。

“meiyoule,woxianfahenruo,yitianzhinengbianyige。”

qiaolinxigangshuowan,jiuganjuebeihouyoujiaobusheng,tahuitou,jiukandaoyigenanrenchaotazoulai。

“你是谁?”

qiaolinxiganjinbajigedidimeimeihuzhe,nanrenkandaoqiaolinxideyangzi,xiaolexiao:“xiaoguniang,eleba,woyoumantou,niyaobuyaoguolaina?”

qiaolinxiquemeidong,tajingtidekanzhenanren,tacaibuxinnanrenhuizheimehaoxin。

“buyaohaipa,wobushihuairen,nizhiyaoguolaiwojiujinimantou。”

qiaolinxiquemeiyoubeinanrendehuashuodong。

“biezheiyangjingti,wozheilizhendeyoumantou,nizhixuyaopeiwoshuiyiwan,wojiujiniyigemantou,nikan……”

nanrenshuozheconghuailitaochuyigemantouchulai。

“zhendema?peinishuiyiwanjiuyoumantouchi?”nianyoudeqiaolinhuabuzhidaoshishenmeyisi,zhijuedeshuijuejiunengyoumantou,zheishihaoshia。

“duia……”nanrendexiaorongweisuoqilai。

“gun!”qiaolinxihuzheqiaolinhua,duizhenanrendama。

qiaolinqindelianseyebutaihaokan,tazhidaonanrendeyisi,xianzaishiwujinque,youhaoduoguniangweilehuomingdouhuiyongshentiquhuanyikouchide。zhiqiantajiujiandaoguo。

zhiqianyoudienianghuzhe,caimeiyourengandajiejiedezhuyi,kexianzaidieniangmeile,jiujiejieneizhanglian,yaorededuoshaorendianjizhea。

“bieya,wozheiyeshikandeqinicaijinichide,nikanzheiyiluguolai,esileduoshaoren,niyebuxiangbeiesiba?guai,guolai,wohuihenwenroude,buhuinongtengnide。”

“nigunbugun?”qiaolinxizhizhenanren:“xinbuxinwozouni。”

duiyuyigeshisisuidehaizideweixie,nanrenzhishiheheyixiao:“meixiangdaonizhangdeneimeqingchun,xingziquezheime**,buguo,woxihuan,zheiyangcaigouwei。”

qiaolinxizhendenule,bazijixitonglidepingdiguonachulaizhizhenanren:“wozaishuoyici,gun!”

“我如果说不呢?”

“neiwojiubanidadaonigunweizhi。”

shuozhe,qiaolinxilunqipingdiguojiushangqianquduizhenanrenjiushiyidunpangzou。

“aiyo,nizheixiaotizizhengandarena,teng……teng,aiyo,biedale。”

qiaolinxiyemeixiangdaotazheishouruodeshentilijingranyougexiaoyuzhou,liqichuqideda,bananrendadebaotousichutaocuan。

nanrenpaolehenyuan,qiaolinxicaitingshou,kanneimantoudiaodishangtayongjiaotilechuqu:“nazhenidezangmantougun!yihoubierelaoniang,buranjianniyicidayici。”

nanrenluohuangertao,qiaolinxizhengyaohuiqu,quetingdaoyishengcanjiao,yijibazhangsheng。

“jiaoshenmejiao,jiranyaogenlaozijiulaoshidian,buranlaoziwanlenizhihouyikouchidedoubujini。yaojiaodengyihuiercaijiao。”

qiaolinxishunzheshengyinkanqu,jiujianyigenanrenzhengqizaiyigenvhaishenshangsichezhetadeyifu。

“qinshou!”qiaolinximaleyiju,yemeiguan,jiranrenjiayuanyiyongshentihuanchide,tayebuhaozulan,keneigenvhaihaoxianghenyanshu。

乔林珊?

zheigemingziyimaochulai,qiaolinxilenglexia,zixikanqu,neibushitaershujiadenverqiaolinshanma?bitaxiaoyisui,jinniancaishisansui。

“woqu**!”qiaolinxiyaoyaqiechide,wojinshouzhongdepingdiguochaozheneibianzouqu。

qiaolinshantangzaidishangzhengzhazhe,ketadaodicaishisansui,nalizhengzhadeguoyigechengniannanzi。

xiangzhe,tazhinengrenmingle,bizheyanjing,renyounanrenzaitashenshangchezheyifu。zhishiyanjiaodeleizaisushuozhetadebuyuanyi。

“嘭!”

“cao…,made,sheitamadedawo。”

qiaolinxidepingdiguojiejieshishidedazailenanrendebeishang,tameigandatou,wanyibuxiaoxinbarendasini?tahaidebeizheguansi。

nanrenhuitou,jiukandaojiaoxiaodeqiaolinxishoulinazheyigebuzhimingdedongxi。

“gounanren,qinshou!worangniqifuwomeimei!wodasini。”

qiaolinxidezhandoulihenqiang,henkuaijiubananrendadesichuluancuan。

“biedale,shizheigexiaoguniangziyuande,bushiwoqiangpotade,buxinniwenta。”

nanrenyibiantaoyibianjieshi,qiaolinxiquebuting,yibiandahaiyibianmadao:“gunduzi,nijiushigeqinshouburudegoudongxi……”

nanrenbeiqiaolinxidewulihepaole,qiaolinxizheicaishouqipingdiguoqubaqiaolinshanlaqilai。

“你傻吗?”

qiaolinxiyouxiehentiebuchenggangdekanzheqiaolinshan。

“sheirangniduoguanxianshide?”qiaolinshanzuoqilailazhezijideyifu。

“nizhibuzhidaonizaizuoshenme?nicaishisansui,zenmekeyiweileyikouchidezuochuzheizhongshilaini?”

“neiwonengzenmeban?”qiaolinshanduizheqiaolinxidahan:“leledoukuaiesile,wozuojiejiedenengyanzhenzhendekanzhetaesima?”

乐乐?

qiaolinxinaohailijiumaochuyichuanmingzi,taershujiadehaizi,qiaolinshanshilaoda,xiamianjigejiushipinganxile。

qiaolinping,qiaolinan,qiaolinxi,qiaolinle。

qiaolinxichelechezui,zheishidaiderenkezhennengsheng。

“haole,kuaibayifuchuanshang,woxiangbanfajininongdianchide。”

qiaolinxiancuocuodekanlekanzijidexitong,jianyouyidianganenzhi,tahaobuyouyudedianleqiandao。

结果……

“gongxisuzhuhuodedidimeimeiwuge。”