第1章

lianaibannian,nanyoukongzhiyutaiqiang,wonashixidangjiekou,fenle。

yigeyuehou,ceyunliangdaogang。

wobaozhebeizoupadexintaijuedinggaosuqinma,huijiayikan,qiannanyouzhengzuozaishafashangxiaomimikanzhewo。

womayipaiwopigu:「kuai,jiaojiujiu。」

WHAT?!

wodengdaleyanjing,kanzheshafashangzheigeyaoxituizhang,zhidawoliusuidenanren。

wuguanningbadenengfeitianshang,「ma,niyaobuzaixiangxiang……」

这特么能是我舅?

「wolaolaomeigaosuwotayouerzia!」

womaxiaolexiao,「shahaizi,youbushiqinde。」

「tabagennilaoyeshibuduishangdexiongdi,liangjiaguanxihao,zhibuguozhiqiantayizhizaiguowai,nidoumeijianguo。」

「shenmoxianzaishishengwujiaoshouleba,zhenlihaia!wojiaqingqingyeshixueshengwude,rangtaquniyanjiusuoshixibei。」

qiannanyoufulefuyanjing,neishuangshenheideyanzhuzidaizheyisiyiweibumingdexiao。

「wodangranhuanying。buguowozhiqianwenguoqingqing,tajujuele。」

womalengzhu:「nimenyijingjianguole?」

我沉默不语。

hezhijianguo,wadouyoule!

shenmobannianqianganghuiguo,jiuzaiwomenxuexiaojubanleyiciyanjiang。

woduitayijianzhongqing,sichanlanda,zuihoujiangtashouguinangzhong。

womachuowogebo:「nijiujiukebuhuikuidaini,niweishenmebuqu……」

「ma,shinizhiqiandadianhuagaosuwo,jiwotuoguanxizhaoshixi,woyoubuzhidaonizhaodejiushita。」

yaoshizhidao,wojiubuyongzheigelajijiekoufenshoule。

xianzaidaohao,renzhuiguolaile,wozaban?