ersunleanbeidaizoubujiu，weiboshanghenkuaiyouxiaohaobaochulezheizexiaoxi。
buguoxiaoxibingmeiyouzhimingdaoxing，zhishiyongzuijincanjiayidangdahuozongyidiyitianjiudiaoshuilidemousanxiannanmingxinglaidaicheng。
zheijiuchazhizhesunleandenaodaishuoshitale。
zuotianguankanlechijiuhesunleandezhibodewangyoumenkanjianzheitiaoxiaoxi，likejiuxiangdaolejiangyierzhizhesunleanshuotasharendeshiqing。
buguoqizhongyidabufenrenrenweijiangyiershiwuyazui，yinweitanianlingxiao，daoshimeiduoshaorenwangjiangyiershigexiaodashideshenshangxiang。
haiyoulingwaiyibufenrenzerenweizheigebaguashijiemuzudeyanwudan，weilezhuanyiwangyouyinweijiemuzudeanquancuoshibuwanshandaozhideluoshuiyiwaideqianze。
tingshangquhenlipu，danshixinderenhaibushao。
jiemuzudeguanweixia，yeyouhenduolaiqiuzhengdewangyou。
meirangwangyoudenghenjiu，jigexiaoshihou，guanweilijifaleyitiaosunleanyinweisishituichujiemudegonggao。
qianyangguaduansunleandejingjirendedianhua，likezhangshuyikouqi。
zheiwenshenmeihuaqian，kesuanshisongzoule，tahechijiuhaishundaiyesuanshizuoledianhaoshi。
suiransunleantuichujiemu，danshibingbuyingxiangjiemuzudejindu。
jiemuzushenzhiweilezhihouxuejiansunleankenenghuiduijiemuzuzaochengdeyingxiang，baqianmianliangtiandekaibogaichengleshibo。
jintiancaisuanshizhengshiluzhi。
hewangyoubutong，suiranjiemuzubufengongzuorenyuanhejiabinduiyusunleantuichujiemudeliyoubuqingchu，danshitamendoushiqinyankanjiansunleanbeidaishangjingche，haiyouqianliangtianjiangyierdeyuyannengli，dangranzuizhongyaodeshidaoyanhefudaoyanduijiangyiertaidudezhuanbian。
qianyanghefudaoyansuiranxiangyaobaomi，danshiwunaiyougedazuibadeguangtoutongchou。
zheihuajiuyaocongtongchouzhaojiangyiersuanmingshuoqile，guangtoutongchouhelaopoxihuanhaizi，danshiduonianmeiyouhaizi，congjiangyierzuilizhidaozijimingzhongyouyieryinv，suiranmeishuojutideshijian。
danshidashizheimeyishuo，guangtoutongchoushishaxiaodehuidaolezaizhaojiacundezhusudian，tongwudetongshijianzhuanghaoqixunwen，zaitingjianguangtoutongchoushuojiangyierdeshuotayouhaizihou，suiranzuilishuozhegongxi，qishixinlishiyouxiebuyiweirande，bijingtongshilezheimeduonian，yezhidaodianguangtoutongchoujiadeshiqing。
buguozaitatongqingtongchoudeshihou，tongchoudianhuaxiangle，shitalaopodelaidian。
有孩子了，双胞胎！
jiangyierdenengliyebeirenfengxishijingshenshuangdeguangtoutongchoudeyiwangxingzhixiajixuanchuanlechuqu。
benlaiduijiangyierdenenglibanxinbanyidezhongrenkanxiangtadeyanshendouyouxiebutongle。
buguojiangyierdaoshimeiyoutihuidaozhongrenduitataidudebianhua，tazhiyouliangzhongganjue。
快乐又倒霉！
suirangongzuorenyuanzhidaolejiangyierdenengli，tadeguajinyebugui，danshizaitingshuoqianyangzhaojiangyiersuanminghouhualesanbaiwanzuohaoshideshiqing，haishiquantuilebushaoren。
bijingpingchangrenmeiyoushenmedazaidanandehua，kendingshibushedehuajiqian，jiwanhuozheshangbaiwanjizijisuanming。
dangranyebushishuozuosanjianhaoshikendinghuihuazheimeduoqian，zhishiyousheinengzixindeshuozijisuoqiudedongxixuyaofuchudedaijiahuihendi。
buguojiusuanruci，jiangyierzheijitianmeitiandounengyoushengyi。
zheiduiyuyiqianyaoqiuyeyegaonainaicainengxianzhiyouxiandewanchengyilibailiangdanrenwudejiangyiereryan，wuyiyulaoshudiaojinmigang。
太快乐了。
yitianhuashangbanxiaoshibangrensuanwangua，tajiunengdaochuwan。
zhishikuailezhiyu，zuolehuaishidechengfayezaizheijitianxianxian。
zoujibushuaiyijiaoduiyujiangyierlaishuohainengjieshou，danshichidaodelingshibianwei，meitiandouyaochidedajituihaiduanhuole，zheixieduiyutalaishuoketaitongkule。
jintiananzhaowangchangyiyang，genjumougongzuorenyuanjidetadeyuanfangqinqidemianxiangheshouxiangtusuanwanyiguahou，jiangyiershoushidongxihedachuibengbengtiaotiaodehuidaolecunzhangjia。
zailaodaozhangqushihou，chukaishuijue，daduoshudeshijianjiangyierdouxiguandaizaicunzhangjia。
cunzhangjiakeweishitadediergejia。
manhuaiqidaidelaidaocunzhangjia，yiweihuiyoudajituidejiangyierkanjiankongkongdangdangdecanzhuo，jianbanglikedalalexialai。
tachibushangdajitui，shenzhijiuliandamifandouchibushanglema？
“dachui，nijiashibushibeiwochiqiongle。”
dachuidianzhejiaoyekanlekan，biaoqingyeshifenchenzhong，“wotingyeyeshuo，yihoubujiwomenchifanle，kendingshiwojialitaiqiongle。”
lianggexiaopengyoudongzuotongyidemolemozijigugudexiaoduzi，xiangzheyihouyaoshaochiduoshaohaochidedamifan，yankuangdoubuyoudehongle。
“zoulou，jintianquchihaochide。”cunzhangzoujincanting，yemeizhuyilianggexiaopengyoudebiaoqing，zhaohuzhelianggexiaopengyouchufa，zhuanshenjiuqukaiche。
jiangyieryanjingyiliang，jintiannengchihaode，danshixiangdaozheishizuihoudeyican，yanjingyoushiyian。
jiranshizuihoudeyican，neijiuyaochidebaobaode。
zuihouxiangdaozhei，tadouzhishizudesuolesuozijidexiaoduzi。
yipangdedachuisuiranmeiyoushuoshenme，danshixianranhezijialaodadexiangfayiyang。
lianggexiaopengyoutingzhexiaoduzixiongjiujiuqiangangdezuozhecunzhangdelaotoulewanggebidecunliganqu。
wujiacunhezhaojiacungezheyizuoshanbusuanyuan，buguolianggecunsuanshikuashengle，yinweidiliweizhixiangjin，jiaojibijiaoduo，lianggecunzidecunminyexianghushuxi。
zheicicunzhangjiushishoudaoyaoqinglaichisangxi。
ruguoshiyiwangdehua，cunzhangdouhuiwanju，bijingdaizhelianggexiaopengyoulaichixi，jishiliangrentinghua，yehaishibutaifangbian。
buguoxiangdaotudigongshuodejiangyierhuiyujianneigebeiguaidexiaohai，cunzhangxianzaishilianqugebicunliugewanyeyaodaishangjiangyier，daishangjiangyierneijiubunengshaolezijidexiaosunzidachui。
erzheicideyaoqingcunzhangziranbuhuijujue，wujiacunkeshizaigebishenga，tayouzhongyugan，jintiankenengjiuhuiyoufaxian。
laotoulemanyouyoudekailebangeduoxiaoshi，zaijiangyierhedachuihunhunyushuideshihou，shunzheqiaoluodagudeshengyin，cunzhangxianshudecefangweitingchedidalemudedi。
jiangyierhedachuigangxiache，jiubeiyanqiandeyimuzhenjingle。
ruodadepingdishang，baizheqibashizhangdayuanzhuo，dayuanzhuobianyijingsansanliangliangdezuolebushaoren，dayuanzhuobuyuanchushijigedachuzhengmantoudahandechaozhecai。
erzaizuiqianfangzedajianzheyigehaohuadewutai，wutaishangzhengyoushijigerenqiaoluodaguzhe。
yinweirenduoxianchangxiandeyouxiecaoza，chixidekerenlianshangdoudaizhexiaorong，ruguobushiwutaizhongjiandadade“dian”zi，buzhidaoderenhaiyiweizheishichixiyanni。
cunzhangsuiranbushiwujiacunren，danshihewujiacunderenyeshifenshuxi，tashuluodeyiyidaleshengzhaohu，zheicaidaizhelianggexiaopengyouluozuo。
wujiacunhehuaguoqitadecunzichabuduo，cunlihenshaonengkanjianqingzhuangnian，gengduodeshiliushoudelaoren。
jiangyierhedachuizheilianggebaibaipangpangdexiaopengyoulikejiuxiyinzhulelaorenjiamendeshixian。
liangrencongxiaojiushilaorenduilizhangdade，duiyulaorenmenyouxieluosuodewentishifennaixinguaiqiaodehuida，quanchenglianshangguazhexiaorong。
jiangyierherenliaotiandetongshi，haibuwangshibushikanyiyanluluxuxushangzhuodecai。
zheigekanshangquhaochi，zheigeyehaochi，zheigeyebucuo，dengxiawoyaoquanbudouchiguangguang。
taxinlisuiranyouxiepobujidai，danshihaishilaoshidezuozhe，dengzhecunzhangxuanbukeyichilezheicaidongshou。
“laoliangtoujinnian85le，zheiyesuanshixisanga。”hejiangyierdachuimaitoukuchibutong，cunzhangzuoweiyigechengnianren，haishibukebimiandexuyaoshejiao，tayibianjilianggexiaopengyoujiacai，yibianhetongzhuoderenliaoqitianlai。
zuozaitapangbiandelaotouduiyucunzhangdehua，zantongdedianlediantou，huanguyiquanhou，poyouxiexianmudao：“yaoshuowohaishipeifulaoliangtou，nikantajiadejigehaizigegeyouchuxia，sheijiabansangshinengqingyigecunderenlaichi。”
cunzhangdiantou，tabeiqinglaichixi，ziranshirenshizheizhurenjia。
laoliangtouxingliang，suanshiwujiacunshaoyoudeyixing，laoliangtouyoulianggeerziyigenver，gegedouyouchuxi，daerzizuoshengyi，jushuozaiwaishengzuodefengshengshuiqi，ererzishishenghuidayiyuandezhurenyishi，zhiyuxiaonverzeshidaxuejiaoshou。
tajiazaiwujiacunkeweishiduyifende。
yipangdelaotaitingjianliangrendeduihuaqueshizhouzhemeitouyaoleyaotou，coujinliangrenyadishengyinbaguadao：“zeze，nimenbuzhidaoba，laoliangtouyaoshikanjiantaerzizuolesha，gujinengbeiqidezhengkaiyan。”
tingjianyoubagua，zaizuoderenlikehaoqiqilai，jiulianzhengmaitouchizhedongxidejiangyierhedachuiyeshuqileerduo。
budengrenzhuiwen，wutaishangyuanbenlvedaidianqiliangdequfengmengdeyizhuan，jingshibiandehuopoxiqingqilai。
jiezhezhongrenjiukanjiancongwutailiangcezoushangleshijigeyizhejinshenliangpianduanqunduanshangyi，nongzhuangyanmodenvren。
suizhenvrenchuxianzaiwutaishang，benjiuhuanledeyinlebiandegengjiajingbaoleyixie。
jinggerewuzaidapeishangwutaishangheyedianbengdinenggoupimeidedengguang，ruguobukaolvzheishirenjiadesangshi，zhenderangrenrenbuzhuhuigenzheyaobaiqilai。
chengnianrenyouzizhili，danshikanzhewutaidebiaoyan，yexiangshizaikanzajituanbiaoyanyiyang，lianshangdaizheyizhongyinmidexiaorong。
bijingzheibeiziyekanbujianjicizheizhongleisisirenfentoubengdidehuangdanchangjing。
zhiyuxiaopengyou，bunenglijiesanglideyansu，huopodeyijinggenzhewutaishangdelvdongniuqiyaolai。
qizhongjiubaokuolejiangyierhedachui。
jiangyierzuiliyaozheyikuainiurou，suiranzuozaiyizishang，danshisihaobudanwutade**genzheyiniuyiniude。
cunzhanghaobuhuaiyi，ruguobushichideduitahaiyoudianxiyinli，tapashiyaoshangwutaiyiqiquniu**le。
jiangyierjiangzuilideniuroutunxia，molemozijiyijinggugudexiaoduzi，naqiyikuaixiaoxigua，jicunzhangdiuxiayiju，“woxianxiuxiyixia。”，jiucongyizishangtiaolexiaqu，hedachuiwangwutaidefangxiangpaoqu。
chulejiangyierhedachuiwai，haiyouhenduoxiaopengyoucouzaiwutaizhiqiankanrenao，liangrendexingweiyebusuantuwu，cunzhangsuoxingjiumeiyouzulan。