学校八点，晚自习。
yinweizuotiankanluntanneigegushikandetaiwandeyuangu，yangjiandiertianshangxuezhengtiandoudazhehaqian，meijingdacai，meimeixiangyaoshangkeshuijue，naodaizhizhongzongshibujingyijianmaochuleneizhanglaorenzhaopian，mihuzhijiansihuyouganjuedaoleneiyishuangkongdong，sijibandehairanyanjingzaimouchudingzhezijikan。
yigejiling，youhuifulejingshen。
“youshuibuzhe，neizhaopiandangzhenxiemenle。”
“hei，heihei，yangjianjieyibushuohua。”pangbianyigenaodaicouleguolai，shiyigeshencaishougaodexuesheng。
yangjiannamendao：“yangwei？shenmejieyibushuohua。”
zhangwei，chuohaoyangwei，yiqianruxueshihounianmingzideshihoutademingzizaiyangjiandexiamian，laoshiniancuole，nianchengyangwei，suoyiyangweichuohaobansuizheletasannian。
zheishiyigebeishangdegushi。
“hei，biejiaobianle，wokanniyizhengtiandouzaidahaqian，kendingshizuowanzuoduolexiuxiudeshiqing。”zhangweipaizhetadejianbangyadishengyindao；“zuijinnongdaoshenmehaodeziyuan，ganjinfenxianga，rangxiongdiyeshuangshuang。”
yangjianshuodao：“shuangnigetou，woshizuotianzaishoujishangkanleyigeguigushi，suoyihenwanshuijuele。”
“guigushi？shuodaoguigushi，yangwei，yangjiannimenzhidaoqianzhenzishiliyigexiaoquzhizhongfashengdelingyishijianme？”pangbianyigetongxuecouleguolaidao。
“shenmelingyishijian？”yangjianwendao；“wozenmemeiyoutingshuoguo。”
zhangweidao：“zheigewoyezhidao，jushuoshiyigexiaoquyiyezhijianyouershijigerenjitishangdiaozishale，shitiguazaifangdaochuangshang，jiuxiangshishailarouyiyang，zhenkongbu，wozheilihaiyouyizhangneilidezhaopian，buguoshizhenshijiawojiubuzhidaole。”
shuowan，tanachushoujidakaixiangce，fanchuleyizhangzhaopian。
zhaopianpaishedeshihoushibangwan，zaijiashangxiaoquguangxianbuhaosuoyixiandeyouxiemohu，danyirankeyifenbianchu，zaixiaoquyangtaidefangdaochuangshangyigegerenxingdelunkuoguazaishangmian，mimimamaguachengyipai，yinyuekeyikanjianneiyijujushitimianrongzhengningeryoukongbu，youqishineishitiyanjingzhengdelaodachongmankongju，buzhidaolinsizhiqianjinglileshenme。
jishijushitiyuanyuankanqudequejiuxiangshishailarouyiyang，lingwairangrenqiguaideshi，shitidenaodaizaifangdaochuanglimian，danshentiquezaixiamian，yifangdaochuangdekongxi，genbenjiurongbuxiayigechengnianrenchuanguoqu。
erqienaodaiwanghouyang，chengxianyigebeizheduandeguiyizishi。
yuexikanxiaqu，jiuyueshiganjueyouzhongbuanhekongju，zheiyangdezhaopianheyangjianshoujilideneigezhangshanlaorendezhaopianyouyiqutonggongzhimiao，nengdiaodongrendeqingxu。
“**，yangwei，nizheizhaopiannalaide，wozenmemeiyouzhaodao。”pangbianneitongxuedao。
zhangweideyiyangyangdao：“shiwoyigepengyouluguopaidaode，xianzaineiliyijingfengsuole，xianzaiqupaiburangle，nixiangyaodehuajiaoyijubabawojiujini，haiyoubiezaijiaowoyangweile，wozuijinquleyigeyingwenming。”
“什么英文名？”
“wodejier·yingbangbang。”
“zheimeshuolaiwoyeyouyigeyingwenmingjiao；woshishabi，jizhu，yihouzailushangqingdashenghanwodeyingwenming。”
yangjiandao；“tongyangshijiunianyiwu，weishenmenimenrucideyouxiu？”
“yangjian，womendoushishanglebuxibande，nishixuebulaide。”zhangweideyiyangyangdao。
“shuodaolingyishijian，wozuijinzaiwangshangyetinghenduorentiqiguo，shuodexiangshizhendeyiyang，youxiehedewodoubugankan，nimenshuozheixiedongxidaodishizhendehaishijiadea？buhuiyouxiedifangzhendenaoguiba。”
pangbianyigejiaomiaoxiaoshandenvtongxuecouleguolaiwendao。
yangjiandao：“wangshangdegushidaduoshudoujiade，chufeiqinyanjiandao，fouzewocaibuxiangxinzheishishangyougui，buguoyouxiedongxihaishiningkexinqiyoubukexinqiwu，ruguozhenpengdaozheixiedongxihaishiliyuanyidianbijiaohao。”
“shuodeyeshi。”miaoxiaoshandianlediantou。
“doubieshuohuale，anjing。”
zheigeshihouwanglaoshiheleyishengdabuzoujinlejiaoshi；“xiaofanglinshitongzhi，jintiandewanzixigaiweixuanchuanke，zhuyaoshixuanchuanxueshenganquanfangfanzhishi，daihuierzaijiangkedeshihouwobuxihuantingdaorenherenzaijiangkeshangjianghua，daoluanketangjilv，xiamianyouqingzhouzhengzhouxianshengweiwomenjiangke，dajiaguzhanghuanying。”
嗯？
yangjianyibianguzhangyibianyihuoqilai，zheimewanlehaiyouanquanjiangke？
keshidangneigeyaojiangkedezhouzhengzoujinjiaoshideshihoutadeyanpiqueshiyitiao。
zheigejiaozhouzhengdenanzichuanzheyijianhuisedefengyi，jiangshenshangguogeyanyanshishi，haidaizhekouzhao，yaozhidaozheikeshidaretiana，xiongqianguazhebuzhidaoshenmedezhengjian。
rangrenzaiyideshizheigerenxiangmaohenshikepa，tadelianpangjiqixiaoshou，jihuyijingshipibaogule，shenzhidoukeyikandaoneiliangudexingzhuanghelunkuo，lianshangyidianduoyuderou，yinweijiqixiaoshoudeyuangutayishuangyanjingxiandehenda，limianbumanxuesi，sihuhenduotianmeiyoushuijue。
danshixiaoshoudelianpangxiaduziqueshigaogaoguqi。
xiangshitingzheyigemanshifeiroudepijiuduyiyang，danyoupijiududerenbugaizheimeshoua。
fanchang，guaiyidefanchang，rangrenxinzhongshengchuyigubuan。
cikezhouzhengzhanzaijiangtaishanghunshenshangxiasanfachuyiguyinan，qiaocui，mamudeqixi，hunshenjiangzhibudong，bumanxuesideyanjingweiweizhuandong，rutongliangkeandanwuguangdebolizhuyiyang。
muguangsuoguozhichu，suoyouxueshengdouganjueyizhenmomingdekongju。
yangjianxiayishideniezhulequantou，hunshenbuyoujinbengleqilai，buganyuzhiduishi，xinzhongandao：“zheizhongganjuebimianduineizhangzhaopianshihoudeganjuehaiyaoqianglie......”
“tongxuemen，dajiahao，wojiaozhouzheng，shiyimingguojixingjing，hengaoxingjinrinenghuozhezhanzaizheilijinimenjiangke。”
zhouzhengzhongyukaikoushuohuale，tadeshengyinganse，siya，cier，xiangshibolihuaguodimianyiyang，zaipeiheneixiaoshouwubidelianpang，rangrenbuyouganjuemaogusongran。
活着站在这里讲课？
yangjianxinzhongyilin，zheihuazenmetingqilaiguaiguaide。
zhouzhengcikeyounaqifenbizhuanshenzaiheibanshangxiexialeyigeliaocaoqueyouqingxiwubidedazi：
鬼~！
“guiguaichuanshuo，ziguyilaijiucunzai，erqiebuzhishicunzaibenguodelishidangzhong，zaigeguodelishizhizhongdouyouchuxian，wolishizhishibingbuhao，gudaideshiqingyeshuobuchulai，jiushuojinjishinianlaifashengdegedashijianba：faguolufugongshijian，miguobieshuyoulingshijian，daoguotingchechangguiyingshijian，aijifalaozuzhoushijian......yijiwoguodefengmencunshijian。”
zhouzhengshengyinyiransiyacier，tabuhuanbumandedao：“yourenshuoguo，kexuedejintoushishenxue，zheijuhuayidiandoumeicuo，tongxuemenxianzaiyouxieshiqingnimenbudebuxiangxinle，jinxieniangeguolingyishijianchengxianbaozhashizengzhang，yijingbudandanzhishiyiliangcishijiandewentile，ershizaizhujianyanbianchengquanqiuxingdedazainan，ruguozheizhongqingkuangbudedaoyouxiaokongzhidehua，weilai......yexuzhenggeshijiemeiyouleweilai。”
suoyourentingdaozheihuadouganjueyouxiechayi。
zheixuanchuanjiangkezenmebianchengleguigushidahuile？
haichuiniuchuidaoshijieyaomiewangle。
buzhishixuesheng，lianwanglaoshiyelengleyixia。
“youguanzheifangmiandeshiqingwobufangbianduoshuo，nimenyebuyaowen，jiexialaiwoyaoshuodehuahaiqinggeweitongxuemenjilao，zheicianquanjiangzuoyexujianglainengjiuxianimendexingming。”
zhouzhengmeiyoujixujiangxiaqu，ershizhuanshenyouzaiheibanshangxiexialeyijuhua：guiwufabeishasi。
“zaibujiudejianglaiyexunimenhuiyudaonimenyongyuanbuxiangyudaodeqingkuang，birushuo......zhuanggui。suiranyouxiedajiren，danhaiqingnimenjizhuzheijuhua，guiwufashasi，suoyinapashizaijidukongjuzhixiayebuyaoxiangzheheneidongxipinming，yinweinimendemingzaineixiedongximianqianbuzhiyiti，neiwanyishanimenjiuxiangshicaisijizhimayiyiyang，bu，shenzhigengqingsong，yexuzhageyanjing，dagexiangzhi，nimenjiuwandanle。”
tayishuangbumanxuesideqiaocuiyanjingdingzhesuoyouren，renzhenwubideshuozhezheijuhua，ranhouyouzhuanshenzaiheibanshangxiexiadierjuhua。
“nengduifuguidezhiyougui。”
zhouzhengyoudao：“ruguoguimeiyoubanfashasidehua，jiuyiweizhegeguosuoyongyoudekejililiangjianghaowuzuoyong，daofu，fazhouyehao，zhadanyehao，shenzhishihewu，tongtongdoumeiyong，ruguojianglaigeguokexuejiabunengpojie“gui”，jiumuqianeryanjiuzhiyouyongguiduifuguizheiyigebanfale，wozhidaonimenxinzhongyouyiwen，shenzhidouyourenjuedewoshibushideleshenjingbing，buguobuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshitingwojiang，bingqiejiangzheixiehualaolaojizainaohaili，yihounimenhuiyongdeshangde。”
“dangran，yexiwangnimenyongyuanyongbushang。”
“yangjian，zheigerenzaishuoshenmea，wozenmewanquantingbudong？”yipangzhangweixiaoshengdao。
yangjiandao：“woyetingbutaidong，buguotinglezheixiehuazhizhongwozongjuedeyouxiebuan。”
“nanbuchengdiqiubianyile？hexiaoshuozhongxiedeneiyang？”zhangweidao。
“yinggaibushiba......”yangjianyouxieyouyu。
suirantayehuanxiangguoshenxianchuxian，chaonenglicunzai，danzheixiedongxiruguozhendecunzaidehuaxinzhongnanmianhuikonghuang，bijingzheiduiputongreneryanshiyigejudadeweixie。
jiangtaishangzhouzhengyoujixudao：“jiranguimeiyoubanfabeishasi，youyongyouchaohuxunchangdenengli，neimejiehezheiliangzhongqingkuang，keyitichuyigewenti，ruguoputongrenbeiguidingshangleruhecainenghuoxialai？zheishizhongdian，xiwangnimenjilao，yongyuan，zuihaoshiyibeizi。”
shuowantayouhuitouxiexialedisanjuhua：dongchaguideguilv。
“meiyizhongshiwudouyouguilvkeyixun，guiyebuliwai，juyanjiushujubiaomingmeiyizhongguidouyouyizhongjihugudingdesharenfangshihexingdongfangshi，jiuxiangshidiannaochengxuyiyang，nienxiakaijijiandiannaocainengyunxing，nidianxiashubiaocainengdakairuanjian，kefukongju，dongchaguideguilv，zhaodaopozhan，zheishiputongrenbeiguidingshangweiyinenghuoxialaidejihui。”
“jizhu，ruguobeiguizhaoshangchulezheigebanfazhiwainimenmeiyourenhedebanfanenghuoming，biexincunjiaoxing，neiwanyidekongbuchengduchaoguonimendexiangxiang。”
tayouyuqiningzhongdezhongfuleyiju。