第1章 诡异入侵,头像十殿阎罗

宽敞的客厅内。

dengguangmingliangdeyouxieciyan。

“啊!”

“nimenzheixie**,buquzhanshaegui,fandaodingshanglewo。”

“bieguolai,buranwoyaogennimentongguiyujinle!”

“嘶。”

“哇!”

“好疼!”

“wodeshentitongdeyaobaodiaole!”

“……”

linjuepengzhezijidenaodai,yifutongkudemoyang。

liangjiuzhihou,tacaihuanguoshenlai,faxianzijizhengzuozaizijijialimiandeshafashang,queqiedeshuoshi,wunianqiandejiali。

linjueyouxiemangran,“wobushisilema,zenmehaihuozhe……?”

saoshizhezhouweidehuanjinghaojiquan,naqishoujishualehaojigeyemianyihou。

linjuecaihuangrandawu,“womeiyousi,wozheishichuanyuele。”

“erqie,wochuanyuedeshijian,naishiguiyijianglindeqianyizhou!”

linjuexinqingjidongleqilai,tazhenmeixiangdao,zhongshengzheizhongshiqinghuiluodaozijidetoushanglai。

重生乃是好事情。

zheiyiweizhe,linjuejiangyoushijianzhunbei,yingduiguiyidejianglinyuruqin,rangzheiyishihuoxiaqu,bingqiehuodeguangcai。

“毒蝎帮……!”

“我记住你们了。”

“nimenmeixiangdao,wolinjuezhongshengguilaileba!”

“zheiyishi,wobujinyaodangpingguiyi,haiyaojiangnimenduxiebangdaomie!”

linjueshensuideheimouzhong,mimanzhenongyudeshaqi。

zheigeshijie,haiyou7tiandeshijian,guiyishijiebianhuiruqinxianshishijie。

daoshihou,quanshijiegedi,quanbudouhuichuxiangezhongguiyishijian。

youqishidaolewanshang,zhengshibaiguiyexing,chimeiwangliangmishideshihou。

jieshi,renzuzhongjiangyouwushuren,siyueguizhishou。

然而。

youxieededifang,bidingyouzhengyijianglin。

renzuzhong,youxingyunzhekeyijuexingteshudeyinengli。

erzheijuexingdeteshuyinengli,yutamendeshejiaotouxiang,youzhemiqiedeguanxi。

nidetouxiangjiangjuexing,chengweinideyinengli。

yourentouxiangshileidian,zhangkongleitingzhili,jikuiwushuxiaogui。

yourentouxiangshiliuyitianshi,yilvshengguanghuti,xiesuinanqin。

yourentouxiangshidelaiwen,yijifeifu,pishawushuguiyi。

yourentouxiangshiwangzhelibai,dahezhijian,shouhuzhengzuochengshi。

yourentouxiangshifozu,foguangchaoduwushuguiyi。

……

linjueqianshitouxiangnaishiliehuo,yipianhuohairanshaowushuguiyi,jiaoxingyuguiyiluanshizhizhongcunhuoxialai。

可是好景不长。

tayouyicimianduiyizhishirenguibaoshi,shoulebuxiaodeshang。

danzhengshizheigeshihou,yudaoleduxiebangdeyinengzhe。

zheiduxiebang,naishiyigefanrenzudexieetuanti,zhuanmenyilveshayinengzheweimubiao,buduanlveshayinengzhe。

tamenxiangrangshijieluantao,rangguiyizhuzaishijie。

linjuebuxingyudaoletamen,zuizhongbeizheixiedaiduzhiren,jijishale。

huixiangqilai,linjueshuangmouzhong,yijiuchongchizhenuhuo。

“该死的毒蝎帮!”

“benlaishijiejiuwuyanzhangqi,luanchengyituan,renzuxiangyaocunhuodoufeichangkunnan。”

“kenimenquepianpianyaocanhainenggouduikangguiyideyinengzhe。”

“zheiyishi,woyaojiangnimenzheigexieetuantijidaomiele!”

“meixiangdaoba,wozhongshengleyishi,huidaoleguiyishijieruqinxianshishijiedeqianyizhou。”

“woyouchongzudeshijianzuozhunbei。”

“qianshijuexingdeliehuoyinengli,bingbuqiangda,mianduiqiangzhe,yijiubugoukan。”

“zheiyishi,woyaobawodetouxianghuandiao……”

“huanchengzhengzuodifu……!”

linjuekouzhongninan,shensuideheimouzhongshanshuozhelinglideguangmang。

guanyuzheiyici,xuanyongshenmetouxiang,linjueyijingyoulexiangfa。

zhuanyedeshiqing,jiuyaojiaojizhuanyederenlaizuo。

一山还比一山高。

jiangfuzheixieegui,difudeshidianyanluo,naishizhuanyehu。

linjueyaojiezhuzhengzuodifudeliliang,duifuzheixieruqindeegui,rangtamenzhidao,ruqinxianshishijie,jiushizhaosi!

“地府小诡!”

“黑白无常!”

“牛头马面!”

“四大判官!”

“孟婆钟馗!”

“讲经地藏!”

“十殿阎罗!”

“五方鬼帝!”

“酆都大帝!”

“泰山府君!”

“后土娘娘!”

“还有……”

“深渊,黑龙!”

“zailaigekaitianpididechuangshishenpangu!”

“woyaobazheixie,quanbudourongrudaolewodeshejiaotouxianglimianqu!”

linjueshensuiheimouzhong,chongmanlejiandingzhise。

tabujinbishangleshuangyan,naohaizhongfuxianchuleyifujiweibolanzhuangkuodetouxiangtu。

zheifutouxiangdebeijingdidian,yidifusuoyouxiangguanyaosuweilantu,youguimenguan、naiheqiao、huangquan、huangquanlu、yinshan、yanluodian、liudaolunhui、shibacengdiyu、tieweishan……

erwushudifuxiaogui、sidapanguan、shidayinbing、dizangwangpusa、mengpo、shidianyanluo、wufangguidi、fengdoudadidengdengyaoyuan,quanbudouzaigezidegangweishang,gesiqizhi。

chucizhiwai,haiyaochuanchashenyuan、heilongzheilianggegeyaosu。

shenyuan、heilongzheilianggeyaosu,ruozhuanhuaweiqiangdayinengli,jiangweilinjueqianghuazhongyaoshentibuwei。

zuizhongyaodeshi,haiyaoyoutaishanfujun、houtuniangniangliangrenxiangju,bingqietanlunshouzhongjuanzhoushangdechuangshishenpangu,xianghulundaodehuamian。

zheijuanzhoushangdechuangshishenpangu,bixuyaobagezhongxijielaman,huadebixuxuxurusheng。

ruciyilai,linjuerenwei,zheicaishiwenle。

chuqixianjiezhudifudeliliang,duikangguiyi。

dengdaolehoumian,linjuemanmanxishoubeilieshadeguiyishenshangdenengliang,congerzhuangdazijiyihou,keyibuduanjuexingchuangshishenpangudeliliang。

ruonenggouzhangkongchuangshishenpangudeliliang。

jieshi,linjuejiangchengweilingjiayuwanwuzhishangdecunzai。

zheishitaxiangyaodadaodeyuqixiaoguo。

“只可惜……”

“wobushigaoshejide。”

“xiangyaoshejibingqiehuihuachuzheiyifubolanzhuangkuodedifutouxiang,duiyuwoeryan,youzhejiweijudadenandu。”

“buguo,zhuanyedeshiqing,jiuyaojiaojizhuanyederenlaizuo。”

“wobuhuihuihua,danwokeyiqingzhuanmenderenlaibangwohuihuazhuanshutouxiang!”

林绝眼前一亮。

dangji,taxiangdaoleyigehenbucuodezhuyi。

linjuezhiqianbiyededaxue,beihaidaxue。

beihaidaxue,naishibhshizuiweiyoumingdedaxue。

zheisuodaxuelimianrencaijiji,youqishiyishuyushejixueyuanlimian,gengyouzhuanmengaohuihuashejidexuesheng。

guanjianshi,zheixiegaohuihuashejidexuesheng,zhengmianlinzhebiyejiuye、shixidengwenti。

erlinjuekeyiweizheixiexuesheng,tigongyifenbucuode**。

gaojiahuaqian,qingzheixiexueshengduanqineiweizijihuihuachuyifuzhuanshuyuzijidedifutouxiangtu。