tashizainanyizhixin，ququyigeputongrennenggoudikangshihunsan，jianzhifeiyisuosi！
gengrangtazhenhande，zeshineixieheisewuqi，quandouyongjinlelinfengtinei，quexiangniniuruhaiyiban，liangeshuihuadoujidangbuqi。
shihunsan，shitashoulizuijuliededuyaozhiyi，jiusuanshiwuzhezhongzhao，yejueduihuobuguobankezhong。
keyanqianzheiyimu，wanquandianfuletaderenzhi。
“gongsunxiansheng，nisuoyizhangdedushu，buzenmeyangma。”
linfengyaotou，yudiaoyouyuan，daizheyigushuobuqingdaobumingdeweidao，“jiuzheimedianduxingyepeijiaozuoduyao，zhenshiyixiaodafang。”
“nijiujingshishenmeguaiwu！”
gongsunjinghedelianseshabai。
tacongweiyushangguozheiyangdeshiqing，zijiyinyiweiaodejudu，shangbudeduifangfenhao。
youqikanshangqu，haishigehaowuneilixiuweideputongren。
“zheidianweimojijiliang，shizailingrenshiwang，kehaiyougengqiangdezhaoshu？”
linfengxiangqiankuabu，hunhoudelinglizaitineiyunzhuan，rutonghongshuitaotian，qishibiren。
tayanmoubengshehanmang，“meiyoudehua，nikeyiqusile！”
“等等！”
gongsunjingbeilinfengdeqishi，zhentuilejibu，“ni，nixiangganshenme？！”
嗖！
huayingangluo，tazhenggerendouranyijiang。
zaitabozishangchuxianleyigenyinzhen，yinzhenchuantoubiaopi，ciruxuerouli，lingqihunshenfazhan，jutongnanren。
tashuangtuiwanqu，guizaidishang，pinmingzhengzha，xiangyaojiangneigenyinzhenbadiao，quezenmeyebanbudao。
“啊，疼死我了！”
jutongdezhemoxia，gongsunjingcanjiaoaihaobuduan。
taquanshenqingjingudang，tangzaidishangjieliandagun，“niduiwozuoleshenme？kuaibajieyaonachulai....jiujiuwo，woyaosile...”
“qiuqiuni，jiwojieyao，wozheijiulikaisujia，wobaozhengbuzaitajinyibu！”
他是真怕了啊。
zaozhidaozheixiaoziyouzheiyangdeshouduan，tajiubuyinggaiqingdi，dengtadedaolejieyao，feiyaobazheixiaozisuishiwanduanbuke！
yipangdezhaokundengren，kanzhegongsunjingdecanzhuang，junshidaoxilengqi，jinruohanchan。
sheinengliaodao，kansishouruodelinfeng，huituranniuzhuanjushi，jiyuzhimingdefanji。
kehenkuai，zhaokunjiulengjinglexialai。
tahenqingchugongsunjingshishenmeren，youzenmehuibaijilinfeng。
cijubuguoshihongpianneixiaoziwanwaneryi，kexiaozheixiaozixinyiweizhen。
yehao，zheicaiyouqu，zhijienongsiqibuwuliaolexie。
shubuzhi，gongsunjingzaihuagufendezuoyongxia，tineideshengjizhengzaikuaisuliushi，napaneiliyunzhuandaolejizhi，yebukandayong。
“hehe，zheizhongchengdujiujianchibuzhuleme？”
duici，linfengfushouerli，jugaolinxiafushigongsunjing，yanshendanmo，“hailerenjiuxiangzou，shishangnayouzheimebianyideshi。”
“bu，bieshawo，wocuole，shiwogaisi，qiuniraolewo！”
gongsunjinghunshenbingliang，neiguzuanxindejutong，chaoyueletasuonengchengshoudejixian，henbudemashangsiqucaihao。
“晚了。”
linfengmaibuzouxianggongsunjing，shensepini，“wojiguonijihui，kexi，nibingbuzhenxi，shishihousongnishanglule。”
“不！”
公孙敬惊恐地尖叫。
zhidaozheishi，zhaokunzhongyuchajuedaolebudui，tamiansedabian，“linfeng，bajieyaojiaochulai，nikezhigongsunxianshengshishenmeren！”
“woyaotasi，sheiyounenglandezhu？！”
linfengfushouerli，jiaozhangtashanggongsunjingdexiongtang，caichukacasheng。“nimenyaoshicongmingjiuganjinlikai，fouzewobujieyirangnimenliuxialaipeizang！”
tadeshengyinbinghancigu，lingsizhouwendushunjianjiangdi。
suyaomeimuliuzhuan，zhengzhengdiningshizhelinfeng。
tajiuneimezhanzaineier，fangfoyizuoweiedashan，yilibudao。
gongsunjingcanjiaolianlian，maozuliqisihou，“zhaokun，nijilaozibizui，nixiangsi，bietamalianleiwo！”
“linfeng，nishaogenwoxiaozhang，quanniganjinjiaochujieyao，fanglegongsunxiansheng！”
zhaokunyandiyinmai，baotiaorulei，“womenzhaojianaishijianghaishoufu，niruogandongtafenhao，wojueduibuhuifangguoni！”
“哦？是么？”
linfengmeimaoyixian，luchuyimojifengdexiao，“wodaoxiangzhidao，nimenzhaojiayouhenengnai，weixiewodeming，jiranruci，wojiuxianmieleta，zaimienizhaojia！”
zhaokuntingdaozheihua，dunshilengzaiyuandi。
taxiaodefengkuang，“nishuoyaomiewomenzhaojia？jiupingni？”
“想试试？”
linfengyanmouzhongshanguosenhanguangmang，taijiaocaixia。
砰的一声。
gongsunjinghoulongchudegugecuncunsuilie，yanqiutubao，qiqiaoliuxue。
tamanlianyuanduyuhuihen，zhikexishengmingfeisuxiaoshi，zaiyemeifashuohua。
shenzhi，zaihuagufendezuoyongxia，lianjushitimeinengliuxia。
zhaokunheqitazhongren，chedidaizhile。
tamenyuanyiwei，linfengbuguoshigerenyourouniederuanshizi，wanwanmeixiangdao，jieguoqiaqiaxiangfan。
“ni...juranshalegongsunxiansheng！”
zhaokunhunshenzhanli，jinghuanghoutui，“nisidingle，duyimenbuhuifangguoni！”
“毒医门？”
linfengwusuoweidixiaolesheng，“henqiangme？”
“你！”
zhaokunmianronghenli，nuhuotaotian，querugengzaihou。
tasuanshikanchulaile，zheixiaozijianzhijiushigefengzi。
zheishi，qinglongqinmuyefuzailinfengerbian，“zhushang，duyimenshilishunanjingdeyizuoshenmishili，qimenneifenweishamenhedumen，shamenshanzhangcisha，dumenzhuanshanyongdu。”
“zhanshendarenzaojiuxiangmieletamen，naiheshizhongdiaochabuchutamendezongduo，youjiashangfenshenfashu，zheicairangzheixietiaoliangxiaochoudeyigouhuo。”
linfengwenyan，qingqinghanshou。
xuanjikanxiangzhaokun，“jiniyigehuomingdejihui，zhiyaonishuochuduyimenzongduosuozai，wojiufangnimenzhaojiayitiaohuolu。”
“你少在这装蒜！”
zhaokunmiansezhengning，yaoyaqiechi，“linfeng，jintianniyaoshidangandongwofenhao，bidingbudeshanzhong！”
“聒噪！”
linfengzhoumei，yibazhangshuaichu。
嘭！
zhaokunmenhengyisheng，koutuxianxuedaofeilechuqu，zaluozaibieshuketingdeqiangbishang，shengsibuzhi。
jianciyimu，suyaoyanzhulejiaonendetankou。
“gandongwomenshaoye，nizhaosi！”
gensuizhaokundeneixiebaobiaoyishengnuhou，rutongelangbanxianglinfengpuleguolai。
qinglonghebaihuliangrenzhishiyidaoshanshen，bianjiangneiliuqirendadaozaidishang，erhouyoutuidaolelinfengshenhou。
zhenggeguocheng，ruxingyunliuyun，meiyousihaodetuonidaishui。
suyaoqiaolianfameng，lenglengdikanzhetamen。
gangcaineiyike，tazhiganjuelinfengbeiyingtingba，sishishanyuesonglizaiqianfang，lingtamominganxin，danhuiguoshenyihou，bumiananmayiju。
这混蛋真的是。
啥时候了还摆谱呢。
nanbuchengdangzhenyaoshalezhaokun，youhuozhemielezhaojiamanmen？
zuiweizhenjingdemoguoyushouzailaoyezishenbiandesuzheng，zheixiaozidangzhenshizuoweitanvxudebuerrenxuan。
zhiyutashishenmeren，congnalilai，doubuzhongyao。
tangruocuoguole，qunazhaozheimeyoubenshidenvxuqu。
“yatou，nihetajinzhandaonayibule，qianshoulemei？”
suzhengshuangmoufangguang，qiaoqiaowenzhesuyao。
shazidounengkanchulai，linfengshiweiletazheinverlaidaodesujia，ruoshuomeineifangmianxiangfa，caishijianlegui。
“ba..woheta..shenmedoumeiyou。”
suyaodizhetou，niuniedishuo。
zongbunenggaosuzijilaoba，budantiaoguoleqianshouzheigehuanjie，erqiezhijieshanglechuang？
neimexiurendehua，tacaishuobuchulaini。
kanzhezijinverdejiaoxiu，suzhengmeiyanhanxiao，“haohaohao，bashiguolairen，wodongde，fanshirihouzaishuo。”
shashijian，suyaodelianyufahongrun。
zheigerihou...zhengjingme？