zhoujiasuiranbushishenmefuguirenjia，kezhoufuhaodaishixianyadezishenbukuai，yuefengyeyouyiliangyinzi。
zaipingminzhizhong，yesuanshiguodebucuodele。
jialiyouliangjindezhaiyuan，suiranhenputong，danyejueduibuzhiyunengbarenhuohuodongsidedibu。
“huiqu，likehuiqu，zheiguidifangwoshiyitianyedaibulele。”
zhouningshizenmeyexiangbutong，yuanzhuweishayaozaidongfanghuazhuzhiyebanchulai，zhujinzheidongsimianloufengdepowuzili，nandaoshihaipadongjingtaidadaraolejiefangsilin？ketayebuxiangzheizhongrena。
erqiaokexinzheibiantingdaozhouningyaohuijiabingmeiyoujingya，tahenqingchuzhouningdexingzi，yuanbenjiushigechibulekudezhu。
xinxiangruguobushijializhumupiqihuobaozaijiashangxiaoshuziyidaowanshangjiuchuixiao，dalanghaipabeidaraoerbugoujinxing，shiduanranbuhuidaizhezijibanchulaizhude。
shuoqilaiqiaokexinyeshishifenhaoqi，zijiadexiaoshuyejiushizhoujiaerlangweishenmezongzaiwanshangchuixiao。
suihouliangrenjiandandeshoushileyixia，jiucongconglikaile。
chulemenguailejigewanjiulaidaolewangrizuifanhuadedajieshang。
zhengzhizhongwu，benyinggaishiyitianlizuirenaodeshihou。
keyouyuzuijintianqiyuelaiyueleng，jieshangyezhishilingxingdezouzhejigeren，qizhongzuixianyandesuanshiyanjiejiaomaidemaitanwengle。
jixuchaoqianzou，zhouningzhujiankandaojiebianyixiedianhuojizhanzaizijiashangdianmenkouzhaolanshengyi。
erzhouningyechenjiguanchadianpuneisuomaidedongxi，laituiduandazhouwangchaomuqianfazhandaoleshenmechengdu。
duiyudazhoudetianqi，zhouningyexiangdaoleyixie。
tarenweizheigeshiqiyinggaishileisiyudiqiushangdexiaobingheji。
dongjishijiangengzhang，yegengjiayanhan。
yaoburanbukenengzheicaiganggangruqiu，wanshangwendujiuchabuduokuaijiejinlingxiaqibadu。
“xiaobingheshiqi，wangchaomoniana。”
“kanlaizijichuanyuedeyouxiebushidifang。”
huashuozaiyuanzhudejiyilizheigeshijiesihufeichangdeda，mianjizhishaoshilanxingde2bei。
jiunadazhouwangchaolaishuohengkuajiangyuhezhiwanli，suoguanxiadejunfubuxiashubai，renkougengshidadaoliangwanwanzuoyou。
erzhouningduiyuzijiyihoudeguihuayedazhidexiangleyixie。
zijibijingshixuejixiede，laidaowangchaomoshitianxiajiangyaodaluandejieguyanhainengganma，wufeijiushixianzhuanqianranhouzuzhiqiyigunenggoubaohuzijihejiarendeliliang，luanshizhizhongzheiyidianyouweizhongyao。
dengchedianquanfuyule，jiuhekexinliangrenshengxiajigehaizi。
shangyishizhouningchulegongzuojiushigongzuo，conglaimeitanguolianai，jishisuilehaigushenyiren。
zheiyishilaidaozheilizhouningdasuanhaohaodequqishengzianwendeguoyibeizi。
jieguozaizheishi，zhouweihuranchuanlaideyixieyilunshengdaduanlezhouningdesixu。
dengtazixitingleyihuierzhihou，lianseshunjianjiuheilexialai。
“jiefangsilindedouxiaoxina，zanmenershilipudehuohaizhoudalangchumenle。”
“guafusaosaoxiaoxifuyezhuyila，jintianjiubuyaochumenle。”
“ei？zhouguijiade，nijiadegoubuxiangyaole，haibuganjinqianzou？”
“niwangledalangzuixichigouroudunguo？”
“haiyouliuguafu，niwanglianshangmohuiganma？youyongma？buzhidaodalangdiaoxinvrenconglaidoubukanliandeme？”
zhouning：“........”
tingdaozhouweideyilunsheng，zhouningjiakuaijiaobu，jiuchayanmianertaole。
haoburongyizoudaolejiewei，jiukuaidaojiadeshihou，zhouweideyilunzhongyushihaoleyixie，danshiquejiangmaotouduizhunleqiaokexin。
“zeze，nikantashenbiandexiaoqie，zheiyao，zheixiongfu，zheiliandanzhenshuilinga。”
“zaoniea，zheimehaodeguinvjiuzheimebeihuohuole。”
“好个屁啊。”
yigeyaofangdehuojibiyidao：“nimenwangleme，zheinvrenjiushigezaixing，dahundangwantamenjiadelaozushujiusile。”
“jietoudesuanmingxianshengdoushuo，neizushukeshishouxingmingge，bengaihuodaojiushijiu，jieguozheinvdeyijinmen，renjiumeile。”
“suoyishuozhoujiadalangpingrizuoeduoduan，erzheinvrenjiushitadebaoying。”
pangbianyigemaicaidezhongnianfurentingdaozheihuaqueyouxiebufuqi。
“shuoshenmepihua，sheinengzhengmingneihuanglaoxianershuodejiushiduide，yaoshitazhenzheimezhun，tazenmesuanbuchuzijihuiwozaizheinanchengpohutongliyibeizi？”
“tayaozhenzheimezhun，zaobudeshangjingchengdangleguoshile。”
“就是就是。”
damabiekanmeiduguoshu，keyebushishazi。
jijuhuajiushuodeyaofanghuojiyakouwuyan。
danshihenkuailingwaiyirenquefanbodamashuodao：“zheiyaxingmainvren，mingzhetiaodeerliangyinziyige，zhangdehaokanyouxipinenroudewuliang，zhuangzaimadailidecaibabaiwen，shazidouzhidaolimiandoushiyixieshenmehuose。”
“kenicaizenmezhe，zhoujiadaniangjingransuishouyizhijingranjiutiaochuzheimeyigemeirenlai，jiulianyaxingdehuojidoukanshale。”
“suoyishuo，zheiqiaokexinhenyoukenengshihuyao，shihuilaizhaozhoudalangbaochoude。”
“heiya，wojidedalangxiaoshihou，keshimeishaoshanghoushanzhuaxiechushengdayajini。”
“ai~，jingnimenyishuowoyejuedeyoukeneng，nimenkuaikandalangshibushishoule？”
“na！kuaikan，dalangdouyouheiyanquanle。”
“啪！”
zheiyaofanghuojizhengzaifengkuangdewangxiaoshuohuabenshangbiannaobu，houbeijiubeirenmengpaileyibazhang。
neirenzhengshiyaofangdezhangju。
“nixiaozimeishizaizhehulieliegesha，woqingnilaijiushizaimenwaikanxini，gunhuiquganhuoqu！”
“没用的东西。”
yaofanghuojibeixunchiyebuganhuizui，lianliandiantouhayaodejiuhuiledianpu。
kesheizhidaozheihuerdebaguazhixinyidianyebubizijidehuojixiaoduoshao。
henkuaijiujiaruleduiwu，duizhezhouningerrenzhizhidiandian。
zhouningyiluzou，yiluting。
lianshangmeiyoushenmebiaoqing，zhuangzuoshenmeyemeitingjian，zhishijiaobuquegengjiakuaile。
ganjuedaozhouningdexiusao，qiaokexinjideyanleidouxialaile。
tadizhetouxiaoshengdegengyanzhe。
“dalang，doushinujiabuhao，nujiajiushiyigezaixing，haisilezushu，wo....”
zhouningyiting，lianmangbaichuyifanbuzaiyideyangzi。
“meiyoudeshi，wokebuxinzheixiewanyi，zushutadoulaochengneiyanglehaibuzhidaojiezhi，hesilenengguaishei，nibiezaihusiluanxiangle。”
“haiyou，yihoubuxujiaowodalang！”
“要叫大官人。”
“噗嗤。”
tingzhouningmanzuidedanibudao，qiaokexinhaishijuedemomingdexiangxiao。
keshitabuganshuoshenme，zhishiyouruwenmingde“ng”leyisheng。
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