shenyedelaopohaomei，wo，kongzhibuleziji——《huliriji》
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“wo~de~tian~na~”（cichuxiaoyueyuebeijingyin）
dangluxidakaishihe，suoyourenbuyueertongdijianjiao。
“yuanzhang，nijiuguolinghujiaoshoudemingba，zheishiwancanma，mingmingshimanhanquanxiba？”
“zheiwucengdashihe，shigudongba，mei6，7weishudoumaibudao。”
“meicengsidaocai，zhushi、lengpan、recaihetang，lianfanhoutiandiandouzheimejingzhi，haoxianga。”
luxiyehenyiwai，faweixinjilinghuyan：“niyihuiguolaichima？”
linghuyanmiaohui：“shijinide，nizhongwumeichiduoshao，wobuqule，wanshangyoushi。”
“谢谢。”
luxihuileyigexiaomaomibaoquandebiaoqingbao。
“吃吧。”
tacongchufangnalaiwankuai：“chiwankaigong。”
zhengyayameifeisewudiwen：“yuanzhangdadalaoshijiaodai，nimenjinzhandaonayibule？”
luxidiaozhepaiguyilianmangran：“sheimen？jinzhan？nayibu？”
“jiushinihelinghujiaoshoutanlianai，shangjileile，ngngng？”
“噗。”
luxibagutouyikoupenduoyuan，diaozaiyingwutoushang。
xiaoyingwuniuchengxiaomahuazainaonaodai。
“biehushuobadao，songdianfanlaizenmele？”
luxijianzougutou，rouyingwu：“zhongwufanchiyibanjiuhuilaile，nimenmeishijianchifan，wohaijinimensongni。”
“(ˉ▽￣～)qie~~”
zhengyayayaoshouzhi：“yiwomutaisolodejingyan，talinghuyan，gaolingzhihua，yejiechuanqiduiniyouyisi。”
luxiwuyu：“qingwennidanshen25niandejingyanyoucankaojiazhima？”
“……yuanzhangdada，nizenmenenggongjiruoxiaokelianyouwuzhudewoni？”
“duochifan，shaoshuohua。”
“嚎。”
zhouweibaozhejituiken：“fangzimeile，laobanyekuaibeirenguaipaole，yingyingying。”
鹿希：“……”
duanzandewanxiao，haidemianduixianshi。
tianheile，dianlizhiyouyingjifadianjizhichengyihuiguang，xiaodongwumenkaishizaodong。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，fangdonghelichengdeyiyangyangdizoulejinlai：“nimenjinwanjiudequanbubanzou。”
“你什么意思？”
zhouweizhandaotamianqian：“fangzihaiyouyiniancaidaoqi，pingshenmerangwomenbanzou？”
fangdongtingzhepijiudu，liezuiyixiao：“buhaoyisi，fangziwomaile，douguohule。”
“maimaibupozulin，”luxinachuhetong，“zufangqijianjiusuannimaifang，woyekeyijixuzhuzheili。”
lichengquanshuo：“nikeyibuban，haimianniyinianfangzu，zhiyaodayinggenwojiehun。”
luxilengxiao：“nizheishizuolianpisixialaitieyoulianpishang。”
lichengmeitingdong：“shenmeyisi？”
luxi：“yibianhoulianpiyibianbuyaolian。”
“你！”
lichengwunengkuangnu：“xiangdangnianwoyeshihaiwang，weilenishouxinsannian，nizenmejiubuzhidaoganji？”
luxihehe：“zhangdehaokandejiaohaiwang，xiangnizheizhongzhinengjiaoshuigui，dengtianliangle，nijiugaihuifeiyanmiele。”
李城：“……”
“行了。”
fangdongyipaizhuozi：“renjiamashangjiuyaolaishoufang，lianrendaichushengdoujiwobanchuqu，buranwojiudongshoule。”
“haigandongshou，qifuwomenmeirenma？”
“tiqianyinianshoufang，peichangweiyuejin100wan。”
fangdongmanlianbuxie：“maifangzidekeshidarenwu，nimenzaibugun，baozhengnimenzaijinzhouhunbuxiaqu。”
luxigangyaofanbo，jiutingfenglingyouxiangle。
“咳。”
yishengcanglaoweiyandekesousheng。
fangdongyiting，limaxipixiaoliandizhuantou：“yo，hulaoxianshengninzenmeqinzilaile？”
“zheixielaipigou，wozhengzaiqingli，mashangtamenjiugundan，wobaozhengbafangziganjingdejinin。”
tapaodaowaimianjiaolaijigexiaohuangmao：“lai，baluyisheng‘qing’chuqu。”
lichenghaizaipangbianhujiahuwei：“luxi，zheishinizuihoudejihuile，fouzeyounihouhuide。”
luximeilitamen，zaikanmaifangzideren。
zheibushilinghuyanjiade，huguanjia？
laohuzhuzheguaizhang，maizhefangbuzouguolai：“buyongla，fangzishitiwojiazhurenlinghuyanmaide。”
“什么？”
所有人异口同声。
laohudeyidilvhuzi：“buyongban，wuchangzhuanzengjiluxiyuanzhang，jiudangweidongwubaohushiyezuogongxian。”
“zheidongyangloujiashanggebidesantao，yihoudoushuyuainimuchongwuyiyuanluxiyuanzhang，gaichuqudeshinimen。”
tataishou，rangbaobiaobaliansecanbaidefangdonghelichengtuochuqu。
“luyuanzhang，”laohuheaidishuo，“shuidianwentiyebuyongdanxin，wodaileshigongdui，jinwanjiunengxiuhao。”
yilianchuanjingxi，luxiyoudianmeng，jiushidujugong：“xiexienin。”
“不不不。”
laohuyejiushiduwanyaojuhuilai：“buyongxie，buganxie。”
狐狸新娘身份尊贵。
anzhaolaoguiju，tayaotiqianzhaijiemuyu7tian，cainengduitaxingsanguijiukoudalide。
luxikanzheshigongduijinjinchuchu，zuomengyiyang。
hubinxinqu，youshiyoulishidexiaoyangfang，yidongdoushangyi，linghuyanyichushoujiushisidong。
zheishishenmeyangdechaonengli？
budaoyixiaoshi，shuitongle，dianyelaile。
laohuhairangjiazhengbangmangbaweishengdasaoyibian，zheicailikai。
xiaodongwumenhuoguolaile，yiyuanyebaozhule，chedibaituolelichengbiaoxiongdideyinying。
luxijuedebubalinghuyangongqilaijiutaibuheshile。
buguodabanyededaraorenbutaihao，taxianfaleganxiedehua。
meixiangdaolinghuyandeshipindaguolaile：“luxi。”
“a，linghu……zuzong。”
luxizuozaichuangshang，shifenchengxindiguibaileyixia。
linghuyanwunaidiyaoyaotou：“luxi，nibuyongzheiyang，wozhishi，zizhudongbaoshiye。”
tameiqinzichumian，jiushipatayouxinlifudan，xianzaikanlaiyaliqueshibuxiao。
luxigandongdiyanleihuahua：“linghuyan，wodaibiaoshiziyingwuqiecangshutiane……ganxieni。”
tayangyangsasashuoleyidadui，yibianshuoyibianxiaohaiyibianku。
yanweibijiandouhongle，tahaiyongshoushijingmo：“wozhendeshitaigaoxing，linghuyan，xiexie……ge……ni。”
linghuyandehoujiehuadongzhe。
kuqidelaopoposuigantaiqiangdale。
haiyibianyibianjiaozhetademingzi。
tamengdiandiaoleshipin，hongsedezhongtonghaoxiangbazijikunzhule。
houlongzaizhuoshao，shaodetoudouzaifatongfazhang，taxiangshibeiqiujindekunshou，yongjinquanlizhengzhazhe。
zuihouhaishiwulidifudaozailebingliangdeditanshang。
jiutiaoshuodadehuweixianghuoyanyiyangzaiyeselifengkuangranshao，tiandoukuailiangle，caihongrandaoxiaqu。