第1章 老婆,你在家里生孩子

“laopo,zaijialishenghaizi,shishenmeganjue?!”

sutongtangzaichuangshang,lengleyihuicaifanyingguolai,shenxiadexueshuiyijingyueshenyueduo。

tachuanlekouqi,pinmingtaiqishouzuanzhushenbiandenanren。

“chumo,kuaisongwoquyiyuan,womendebaobaoyaotiqianchulaile……”

chumolengxiaoyisheng,yongliniezhetadexiaba。

“quyiyuan?zuomeng!wobabudeniyishiliangming!”

sutongyizheng,buganzhixindichengdayanjing,“ni、nishuoshenme?”

“yaobushiweilezhuanyicaichan,wonahuirongrennihezheigeyezhongdaojintian?”chumonietadelidaogenghen,“sutong,wogenbenmeishuiguoni。”

yezhong?wogenbenmeishuiguoni?

sutongzhijuedeliuguoxinmaiderexuezhuanshundongjiechengbing,lengdetalianyaguandouzaizhandou。

“xinhunzhiyeneiwan,womenmingmingzuoleneizhongshi,nizenmekeneng……”meishuiguowo!

chumochunjiaoyigou,xiaodejifeng。

“neiwan,woheqiannvyouzaiyiqi。zhiyuni,sudaxiaojie,yexushihejiudiandeshiying,huozheshiqitaluanqibazaodenanren,sheizhidaoni?douhedale,fanzhengwoyebuzaihu。”

“sutong,xiangnizheizhongfuqianyouwuzhidenvren,jiusuan**leyifuzhanzaiwomianqian,woyebuhuiduiniyouxingqu!”

tadehua,youruhanguangsiyidedaozi,zhuzizhujuhuazaixintou。

youneimejimiaozhongdeshijian,sutongshenzhihuaiyizijichuxianlehuanjue,pingriliwenroutitiedelaogong,juebukenengzheiyangmianmuzhengning!

“chumo,biekaiwanxiaolehaobuhao,zheibuhaoxiao。”tahongzheyanjingyaotou,wufajieshoutadezhuanbian。

chumoyoushiyizhenlengxiao,dashouyihui,jiangtahenhenshuailuozaidi:“douzheiyangle,haikanbudongzheipu?”

“bufanggaosuni,woaimuderenzhiyouluzixi,helujiazheizhongmingmenwangzubiqilai,nisuanshenmedongxi,nimensujiayousuanshenmedongxi?edui,nimensuanshiwokaojinluzixidetajiaoshi。”

sutongrutongyizhiduanxiandemuou,yingshengshengdiezuozaibinglengdedibanshang。

zhidaocishicike,tacaihuangrandawu,nanguaineicizhihou,meiwantongchuanggongzhen,tadoubupengta;nanguaizaidezhitahuaiyunhou,tadefanyingneimeqiguai。

yuanlai,youshizhizhong,tadoubuaita!

buaideren,keyihaobuyouyudipaoqi;liyongwandetajiaoshi,shibushiyehuibeihaobuliuqingditikai?!

neime,chumo,niduiwoni?

sutongqiangrenzhetongtengpaqilai,xiangyaowengeqingchu,kecaiyidongdan,xuruandexigaijiuzhongzhongzhedi,shenxiamouchutongdetashengsilijiedidahanchulai:“a!”

孩子出来了。

tanengganjuedao,haizicongtadeshentilihuachulaile!

“baobao,wodebaobao……”

taxiayishidiwangxiangshenxia,xiangkanyiyanhaizi,keshixianquefenmiaokuisan,zuizhonghuanhuachengmanwubianjideqihei……