第1章
“这也太硬了。”
jiangxianzuilijiaozheqiaomaimianzuodeheiwotou，neiheiwotouyingdegenzhuantouyiyang，yijiaojiuzhidiaozha。
cishijiangxianyeananzaixintouanma，“cangtianbugonga，bierenchuanyueneidoushihuangditaizi，zaibujieyedeshidizhujiadeshaerzi，kedaowozheilizenmejiubianchengleyigebaijiasuanxiucaileni？”
“咳咳！”
jiuzaijiangxianbazuilideqiaomaiwotouwangxiayandeshihou，lengshibeineiyingderuzhuantouyibandewotoujiyezhule。
“fujun，ninmeishiba？kuaihedianshui。”
kanjiangxianyezhule，pangbianyigewuguanjingzhidemeishaonv，limamaibuguolai，zhejimanghuangdejitadaoshui。
zheinvrensuiranshenchuanzhecubusuyi，danqueyiranyangaibuzhutaneilingrenshenwangdemeimao。
zheinvren，yezhengshiqianshendeniangzi，minghuanzhaoqianjiao，cengjingshilinbangchuguorenshi。
yinianqianyinweichuguobeibeifangqiangguoliaowei，yisanshiwandajun，zhijiemieleguo。
tabiansuizheyizhongchuguominzhongtaonanyuci，zaijijiangesijietouzhiji，beiqianshendefuqinjiuxia。
erzhaoqianjiaoweilebaoen，bianliuzaijiangjia，bingchengweileqianshendeqizi。
benyiweicongciyenengguoandingderizile，kebuchengxiangbuzhengqideqianshen，ranshangleduyin，bujinqisilefumu，haibawanguanjiacaiyejihuihuoyikong。
rujinfuqierrenzhinengwojuzaizheixiaoshancunzhong，chikangyancaile。
“咕嘟咕嘟！”
suizhejikouliangshuixiadu，jiangxianyeshichenggongjiangyedaohoulongdewotou，jiyanlexiaqu。
erzhaoqianjiaozeshilimaguixia，“fujunduibuqi，doushiwomeiyong，zhuanbulaiqian，bideninmeitiandouzhinengkaoqiaomaiwotouchongji。”
zhaoqianjiaoyanshenshanduo，zhandoudexiaolianshang，manshikongju。
yaozhidaoqianshenzicongranshangleduyinhou，neiyeshixingqingdabian。
hairendingtamenjiahuibianchengzheiyang，shiyinweijiulezhaoqianjiaozheigesaobaxing。
meicishuleqian，huozheyoushenmeburuyide，jiuhuiduiqiyidunoudalaixiefen。
guizaidishangsesefadoudezhaoqianjiao，rangjiangxianxintouyijin。
zheideshishoudaolezenyangdezhemo，cainengrangyigemiaolingnvzi，bianchengzheibanmoyang。
“nixianqilai。”jiangxianshenshouxiangyaojiangqicongdishanglaqi。
ertazheiyishenshou，guizaidishangdezhaoqianjiaobiankongjudi，taishoubaozhulezijidetou，bingduiqikuhan，“fujun，qingninbuyaozaidawole，zanmenjianengmaiqiandedongxi，zhendeyijingquanbeininjimaidiaole，wozhendemeiyousizang！”
“fujun，buyaodawole，rihouwoyidinghuigengjianulidedaoshanshangjianchai，huanqianlaijininmairouchi。”
zhaoqianjiaoshuangyanhanleidixiangjiangxianqiurao。
kanzhezhaoqianjiaozheiquanshenfazhandemoyang，jiangxianmingbai，zhaoqianjiaokenengshijuedezijishenshoushiyaodata，yushibuzhisuocuodijiangzijideshoushoulehuilai。
suihoudunxiashenzi，yongjinliangpinghewenroudeyuqidao，“jiaoer，nifangxin，congjintianqiwojueduibuhuizaidanile。”
kanzheturanbianderuciwenroudejiangxian，zhaoqianjiaoyeshixintouyijing。
xinxiangfujunjinrishizenmele，zenmeduiworuciwenrou，nanbuchengshixiangyaopianwozuoshenmeshiqing？
哐当！
jiuzaizhaoqianjiaozhengyihuoshi，tamenjianeibenjiuyaoyaoyuzhuidemumen，zhijiebeirenjiyijiaochuaikaile。
“江闲快滚出来！”
yishenchuanchouduan，yilianhengroudenanrenmaibuzoulejinlai。
kandaociren，zhaoqianjiaojiubuyoudexintouyijin。
yinweilairen，zhengshishilibacunchoumingzhaozhudeebahusan。
zheigehusanweirenzuixi“bangzhubieren”，yaoshisheijiajiaobushangfushui，shengbingmeiqianmaiyaozhileide，tajiuhuijishidichuxian，jirensongqian，buguojiushixuyaojieyihaier。
kanzhaoqianjiaozaiqiangjiaodunzhe，husandangjikaikoutucao，“jiangxiannizenmeyoudaqixifulaile，nibiewangle，takemashangjiushiwoderenle，dahuailenipeideqima？”
jiangxiancumei，“shenmejiaomashangjiushinideren？”
“zenmenihaixiangyaolaizhanga？”
shuowan，husanjiucongxiuzilitaochuyizhangjieju，deyiyangyangdinianleqilai，“yongxicunxiucaijiangxian，jinjiehusanwuliangwenyin，yiyuehoulianbendaixichanghaishiliangwenyin，yifaqizhaoqianjiaozuodi。”
tingwanzijudeneirong，jiangxiandunshiyeshiliansedabian。
tongguoqianshendejiyidezhi，yiciqianshenduqianshangletou，bianzhaohusanjieqianxiexialezheizhangjieju。
yaozhidaozaizheigeshidai，jiusuanshilidaruniudezhuanglaoli，yitianbuchibuhebushui，jiuzhiganhuo，gujiyejiuzhinengzhuangeershiwenqian。
shiliangyinziyejiushiyiwanmeitongban。
yiwanmeitongbanjiusuanshigezhuanglaoli，buchibuheganwubaitiancainengzangou。
cishidezhaoqianjiaoyijingzaiyipangqibuchengsheng。
tawanwanmeixiangdao，zijirucirenlaorenyuandizuoniuzuomadisihoujiangxian。
tajingranhairucibunianjiuqing，jiangzijijimaidiaole。
“呦呦呦！”
kanzheyanleiruzhudezhaoqianjiao，husanyilianxiexiaodao，“xiaoniangzi，nikushenmeya，genlaoyewochixiangdehelade，bubigenzhebaijiadewanyichikuqiang？”
shuozhehusanjiushenshouyaoqulazhaoqianjiaolikai。
jiangxiankuaibuzouguolai，dangzailezhaoqianjiaodemianqian，lishenghechihusan，“jiwogundan！”
wenyan，husanmeitouyijin，“shenmeyisi？nixiaozinanbuchengshixianglaizhang？”
“nixiaozikezhilaizhangbuhaidehua，neikeshiyaobeifapeibianjiang，chongdangkulide！”
wenyan，zhaoqianjiaolimalazhejiangxian，“fujun，nikeqianwanbunenglaizhang，jiunindeshenti，ruguobeifapeibianjiang，neikendinghuiyouquwuhuide。”
“dabulewogentazoujiushile。”
kantadouyijingbeidiyale，taquehaizaiweizijizhexiang。
jiangxianyibazhuazhuletadeshouwan，lengshengdao，“nineiyebuyongqu，zheishiwozijihuijiejue。”
“nijiejue？jiupingnizheishuaiyanger，shiliangwenyinnihaideqima？”
jiangxianningzhemeitouhechihusan，“dengdanidegouyankanqingchu，daohaiqianderizilema？”
husanyezhule，tayeshiyinweidengbujixiangyaojiangzhaoqianjiaodaihuijiaqu，caishangmenbizhai。
yishijiandouwangjilehaiyousantiandeqixian。
buguojibianruci，tahaishiqishixiongxiongdihechi，“nigenwozhuangshenme，bieshuosantianle，jiusuanshisanshitian，shenzhisanbaitian，wokanniyenongbulaishiliangyinzi！”
jiangxianjianmeiyining，“neiworuguononglaileni？”
kanjiangxianhaigentalaijingerle，husanneishuangshumuyizhuan，dunshiyeshijishangxintou。
“jirannirucizixin，neinikegangenwoduyidu？”husanyilianwanweidishuo。
“nixiangyaozenmedu？”jiangxianyaozheyaguanzhuiwen。
“henjiandan，nibushijuedeniyongsantiandeshijian，kendingnengcougoushiliangyinzima，zanmenjiuyiciweidu，ruguoninengzaisantianzhinei，cougoushiliangwenyin，wojiubushounilixile。”
“danniyaoshinongbulaidehua，heihei！”husanweisuoyixiao，ranhouzhizhejiangxianshuo，“buguangshinidexiaojiaoqidegenwo，niyededaowojiazuonuli！”
kanzheigehusan，jingranyaorangtaqudangnuli，jiangxiandangjixintouyijin。
yinweitahenqingchu，zairujinzheigeniandai，ruguomaishenweinu，neikejiuyongwufanshenzhirile。
“zenme，nishibuganduma？”
“ruguobugandudehua，jiuganjinbanidexiaojiaoqijiwojiaochulai，rangbenlaoyedaizou。”
shuozhe，husanjiuzaiciyaoqulayipangdezhaoqianjiao。
“等等！”
jiuzaicishi，jiangxianlijishenshoulanzhulehusan，yaojinyaguanyiziyijugentashuo，“wodule！”