第2章 开局就是修罗场

yanqiandenanrenfengmoumiqi,hunshenshangxiasanfachuweixiandeqixi,hualuodeheisesichoubeiziluchutayourendejirouxiantiao,zaiwangxia。

qinnuannuanlianjiaguntang,pinmingyaotou。

lianbeitaiqi,yiwenhenhenluoxia。

zhidaotadechunchijianzhishengxiataduyoudeweidao,qinnuannuancaichuanxizhebeifangkai。

tahunshenguntang,zhenggerenshenshenmaijinbeizili,jifutouzheqianqiandefense,zhiluchuyishuangyanjingxiaoxinyiyidedingzheshaojiuxiao。

邵九霄正在穿衣。

modihuitouduishangta“jingkong”deyanshen,dongzuobuyouyizhi。

taezhutadexiaba,qiheidemouziliyunniangzhekuangfengbaoyu。

henhenzaitachunshangyaoleyikou,tianshizhetachunjiaodexianxue,mankoukusexuexing,“nizuowanzuodehenhao,zuoweijiaoyilinyuboyijingfangle。”

谁管那个渣滓!

manlianmomingqimiao,caixiangqilaiqianshitagenshaojiuxiaodediyici……

dangshishengnudeshaojiuxiaoyaoshalelinyubo,tawanbanwunaixiazhihaoxinbuganqingbuyuandeheshaojiuxiaozuojiaoyi,yongzijideshentihuanlinyuboyitiaoming。

laogong,takeyijieshide。

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gulinglingzhanzaiyoushendezoulang,shaojiuxiaoyijingmeiyingle。

tarenwukeren,“shaojiuxiaonizheigedazhutizi。”

shuiguojiupao,haizijijizijidailvmaozi!

**!

zheishi,louxiachuanlaiyongrenhan“jiuye”deshengyin,qinnuannuankuaibuchongxialouti,zhenghaolanzhujiuyaochumendeshaojiuxiao。

“dengdeng,woyouhuagennishuo!”

shaojiuxiaokanzhetayilianjuejuedeyangzi,lengjiaofenmingdelianshangluchuyinyu。

“我很忙。”

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kantadedongzuo,zhouweiderendoushichouxilekoulengqi,zhanzhanjingjingtuihouleyibu。

shangyigeganzheiyangzuoderenfentoucaodouyijingyirenbangaole。

meixiangdao,shaojiuxiaozhishidandanpietayiyan。

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“你有话……”

“暖暖!”

beiyanedeshengyindaduan,shaojiuxiaomeitoudongledong,taiyanjiukanjianyishenlangbei、diediezhuangzhuangchaozhezheilipaoguolaidenianqingnanren。

是林羽博。

lianshangdewenrouchaneituiqu,shaojiuxiaocenlengdemuguangningzaiqinnuannuanshenshang。

chunjiaogouqi,fanshoulouzhutadexianyao,qingqingyaoleyaotayuanrundeerchui,“nideqingrenlaizhaonile。”

啧。

zheinongdejihukuaiyaozhaledecuwei。

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shenxingqizhangxueshou,jibianmanshenxuewu,lianshangcengpoleyixie,rengjiuwufayangaitadeqingjuanjunyi,hanshichuiluoetoudefagengxianchujifentuifeidemeigan。

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zhouqimei,qinnuannuanyandishengchujifenyane,“nilaizheiliganshenme!”

linyubodaliangzheqinnuannuandiaodaishuiyizhiwai**deaimeihenji,shuangmouchitong,“nuannuan,weilewo,nishoukule。”

cihuayichu,wozheqinnuannuanxiyaodeshoumengdiniejin,tengdeqinnuannuanjihudiaoyanlei。

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shuozhe,tataitoushenqingkuankuanwangzheshaojiuxiao,shiturangzheigenanrenmingbai。

woshiainideya,hetabanfenqianguanxidoumeiyou。

ditouduishangqinnuannuanshiluludeheimou,neikuaiyaokuchulaidebiaoqing,haiyoubeitakouzaihuailiweizhandejiaoruanshenqu,wuyibuzaizhaoshizhetadekangju。

weilelinyubo,takeyizuodaozheigechengduma?

yinmaidemianrongbiyesegengan,mosedeyandixijuanzhefengbao,senhandeqixisinve,fangfoxiayimiaotajiuyaodakaishajie。

zhouran,linyubozhengtuolebaobiaodezhigu,chongshanglaizhuaizhuqinnuannuandegebo,shitujiangtazhuaichushaojiuxiaodehuaibao。

“nuannuan,zou,woxianzaijiudainihuijia!woyaogennijiehun!”

beicheleyigelieju,qinnuannuanxiayishifuzhulelinyubodeshoucaimianqiangzhanwen。

congshaojiuxiaodejiaodulaikan,taxiangshizhudongxiangyaopujinlinyubodehuaili。

jianbangbeiyizhidashouanzhu,yinyacixingdesangyinliyayizheshengnu,zaitabeihouxiangqi,“qinnuannuan,biewanglewojinggaoguonishenme。”

秦暖暖赶紧放手。

kepianpianlinyubojiushizhuaizhetabufang,muguanglimanshishenqingheaohui,“nuannuan,niweilewofuchuleneimeduo,wobuhuixianqini,wokeyishenmedoubuyao,wozhiyaoni!”

shenhou,yinhandeshaqiyuelaiyuenong,zhouweilongzhaoerxiadeqixidongdeqinnuannuanzhidaduosuo。

tamengdishuaikailinyubodeshou,“linyubo,nitingbudongrenhuama?”

shangbeizi,tajiushibeitadadong,dangzheshaojiuxiaodemiandayingleta,yinergenshaojiuxiaodechongtugengjiajilie。

neiyeshitayiqiebeicandekaishi……

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zhiyoutahuidaoshaojiuxiaoshenbian,tacainengzhangzheqinnuannuanzhenaideshenfengenshaojiuxiaotanpan,huanquhaochu。

erxianzaizheixiezuopai,buguoshiweilerangtaduitagengjiasixintadieryi。

zhishilinyubobuzhidao,jibianchuleguo,tayekeyijitabushuyuxianzaideyouwoshenghuo,shenzhirangtadeshiyegengshangyicenglou。

xinghaotajinshoumamadeyizhu,guanyutademimizhiduizijidehefazhangfutulu。

xinghaozheibeizi,tahaimeiyougaosulinyuboyiqie。

zhongxinzouhuishaojiuxiaodeshenbian,qinnuannuanjiandingwanzhutadeshou。

zheibeizi,tahuihaohaozhuazhuzijidexingfu。

qinnuannuandedongzuocitonglelinyubodeyanjing,tabukezhixindenuhou,“nuannuan,nizhendeziganduoluole?ankegenwoshuodeshihouwohaibuxiangxin,meixiangdaoni……”

啪。

xiangliangdeerguangshengjieduanlelinyubojiexialaidehua。

taxuehongzheyanjing,wuzhefatangdelianjia,lenglinushimianqianshuaizheshoudeqinnuannuan,“qinnuannuan,nifengle!”

啪。

又是一个耳光。

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zuihousigezi,tayiziyizizhongzhongtuchu。

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“guannipishi!”qinnuannuanfeiyangdemeiyansaoguobianshanglianggebaobiao,“zheilishixianzarendengnengsuibianlaidema?nimenzenmezuoshide!”

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“qinnuannuan,niyidinghuihouhuide!”

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shenhouhuranchuanlaishaojiuxiaobulengburedeyisheng,“xintengle?”

狗屁。

qinnuannuanhuitou,shaojiuxiaoyijingjinlecheli。