第三章 野外生存法则

siyanzijingyadewendao:“nandaozheidaoshanghaiyoushizi?”

luohanyaotoudao:“bushishizi,shieyu。”

yipangdekongmingzhuzoudaoshidifusangebaobiaomianqian,shunshounaqiyizhishouqiangzixiqiaoleqiaowendao:“qiangxiemeiwentiba,zheixiewuqideweilidasishirenechuochuoyouyuba。”

“boss,bieshuoshidajitiaoeyule,yudaohaidaodoukeyidadetamenpigunniaoliu!”shidifuzixindehuilehuishoulidewuqi,zhuantoukanleyanluohantanshoudao,“wokebuxiangmouxierenbeishirenehepoledan,wodangguyongbingdeshihoudasiderenhemengshouwodoujibuqing,zheixieshirenegenbenbuzaihuaxia,fangxinbalaoban。”

qiaozhijiaozhebinlang,shunshounaqiyizhibuqiangzoushangqianpailepailuohandejianbangyongyingwenshuodao:“buguanshishizihaishieyu,zhiyaowomenyisuozixiaqudoudechengshaizi。”

kongmingzhuxinweidediandiantou,kanqilaibijiaorenkezheisangewaiguobaobiao,bijingdoushijingguoqianghuoxilidezhanshi,shenshangqiangzhuangdejiroudouyaokanzhebiyibanrenkaopudeduo。luohanbuzuobianjie,zhishimomodezhenglisuishendezhuangbei。

siyanzitaochushoujipaolaipaoqu,zuihoujusangdehuilaishuodao:“shoujigenbenmeixinhao,womenyushigejuele。”

kongmingzhuzuanjinshoulideshouqiang,jianyidechaozhongrenshuodao:“chufa!”

shidifenlinzheyigebuqiangzouguolaidijiluohanyongyingwenshuodao:“huikaiqiangma?kebieyudaoshirenehedetuiruanhaideqiuwojiuni,buguojiuniyekeyi,nidechoujinfenwoyiban。”

“buyong,woxiguanyongzheige。”shuozheluohanjulejushouzhongdenu,jixudao,“shidifu,xiwangnidezidanyouyong。”

shidifubumandewangzheluohanliqudebeiying,henhendebabuqiangdiujiyipangdesiyanzi。

siyanziliangqiangdejieguobuqiang,gensuizaizhongrendehoumiangaoshenghuhan:“luohan,womenzenmehuiqua!”

buzhidaozouleduoyuan,senlinliyouyigekuanchangdekongdi,luohankanleyantiankongdefanxingshuodao:“dajiayedouzouleile,wojianyiyuandizhazhangpengzaizheizhuyiwan。”

siyanzidiandianpaoshanglaishuodao:“zheigetiyiwojushuangshoushuangjiaozancheng,zuoweiyigejingchangkanyewaiqiushengjiemudebirenlaishuo,yewaiqiushengfazediertianshuijuedeshihouyidingyaozaipangbiangaoyiduigouhuo,jikeyiqunuanhainenghepaozhensheneixieyeshou。haiyoujiushiyaoyourenshouyejingjie,buguozheizhongshiqingduiyuwozheizhongyanshenbutaihaoderenbushihe,nimensigerenlunliuba。”

luohandiandiantou,zaizheigedaoshangzuoguoyanjiudetaziranzhidaoyaoruhebimianyelibeieyuxiji,tazhuanshenqujianshiyixiemuzhizhunbeishenghuo。qitasangebaobiaoyeshixiangdequzhouweijianshiyixieshuzhikuyehuilaiduifangzaiyiqi,zhunbeiyuandigouhuoxiuzhengyixia。buduoshi,gouhuoyijingnongleqilai,siyanzigongjingdezoudaokongmingzhumianqianshuodao:“dongshizhang,zhangpengyijingweinindajianhaole,keyijinquxiuxile。”

kongmingzhukandaoluohanyongleyigenshengzizailiangkeshujianzuoleyigejianyidediaochuang,buyoudehaoqiwendao:“luoxiansheng,meiyoudaizhangpengma?”

“woshuibuguanzhangpeng,gengxihuandiaochuang,haikeyikandaomantiandexingxing。”

“guairen,zheixiegaokeyandeshibushidouyoudianguaipi。”siyanzizheiduanhuayouxiangqikongzihaoyeshigaoyanjiude,jimangzhuzuixingxingdezoudaoluohanmianqianwendao:“nizheitianweibei,diweichuangde,yaobuyaobafangwenhualushuijini。”

luohanhahayixiao,baishoudao:“buyong,wozheishenpirouwenzidoubuyuanyiyaowo。”

yueguashangleshushao,siyanzizhengzaizhangpenglihanrandashui,buzhidaoheyuangumengdijingxingkandaomianqianzuozheyigeren,hedebennengzhuaqipangbiandebuqiang。meixiangdaoduimianzuozhedeshiluohan,taheiheiyixiaodao:“pan,nengbunengbanifangwenhualushuijiewoyongyong,shizaikangbuzhule。”

“bushuakule,bushipicaorouhouwenzidoubuyuanyiyaonima?”siyanzipixiaoroubuxiaodewendao。

“wodiguaiguai,wojidewunianqianzheiwenzimeizheimeduo,zheiwenzibieyukepaa。”luohanhuayinweiluo,waimianhuranchuanlaijicudebuqiangsheng,laqisiyanzihandao,“kuaipao,youqingkuang!”

denglianggerenpaochuzhangpeng,kandaoshidifen,qiaozhihekongmingzhuyedoulinzheqiangpaochulaile,zhikandaomaikehenhendezaineiliyongyingwenrumazheshenme,yuanlaibingmeiyoueyuxiji,zhishizheigebaobiaobeiwenziyaodebaozaolefengkuangsaosheleyifan,yigewenziyemeidasihaihelezhongrenyitiao。

shidifenzuoweibaobiaodetoumu,zoushangqujiushiduizhemaikeyigedaerguazi,yongyingyuxunchileyifan。xuanjizhuanshenduikongmingzhushuodao:“boss,buhaoyisihedaoninle,tamendoushidangguyongbingshiliuxiadehuaimaobing,qingqiunindeyuanliang。”

kongmingzhubunaifandehuilehuishoudao:“wenzidougaobudinghaizenmezhiwangnimenqugaodingneixieshirene,yiqunfantong,gunimenganshenmechide,zheidianduogenluoxianshengxuexue,kanrenjiazailutiandiaochuangshangshuijueyemeiyou......luoxiansheng,nilianshangzenmezheimeduobaoa?”

“a,meishimeishi。bushiyingzheilichaoshideqihou,pifuguominzhongzhangle。”luohanhuangmanghuidadao,xinlidagukebunengbeirenzhidaozijibeiwenziyaodeduodaozhangpenglideqiushi。xiangdaozheimiaoleyanyipangqiangbiezhuxiaodesiyanzi。

siyanziweilehuanjieqingxufangshengdaxiaodao:“maike,meiyouxiangdaonimenhaipawenzi,pawenzinijiushuoma,nibushuowozenmezhidaoni,woshouliyoufangwenhualushui,niyidingshixiangyaole,xiangyaonijiujiangchulaima,nibujiangchulaiwozenmezhidaonixiangyao,nixiangyaowoyoubuhuibujini,nibuxiangyaowoyebunengfeiyaojini。duibudui?”

zheiyiduanzuipaoxialaibaluohanshuodemudengkoudai,xujiutazoushangqianpailepaisiyanzidejianbangshuodao:“pan,nanweiniyongyingwenzaigentamensangeshuoyibian,rangtamenyetihuiyixiacangyingyibandesuisuitaotao。”

kongmingzhuweiweiyixiao:“bienaole,qiangshengkendingbaolulewomendeweizhi,doubieshuilequantizhuanyi。”

yeshenrenjingdediyudaoshulincongzhong,jichuxingxingdiandiandeguangliangpufuqianjin,ouerhaiximieyige。luohankandaoshuaidaoncidesiyanziwunaideshuodao:“dage,nizheiwanquanshiyemangzhenga,daibudaiyanjingzaiwanshangmeiqubiea。”

siyanzimosuozhefuzheyigedashuganhuiqiangdao:“neiganwendashengwuxuejia,anzhaowozheizhongchengdudeyemangzhengchulechiweishengsuahainengzenmezhi?”

luohanmolemohuxuchensileyixia:“nizheizhongchengdudeshilipashiyihouyejiugaobieyeshenghuole。”

zaixixiaonumazhonglimingpoxiao,kanzheranranshangshengdehongri,luohanbuyoudegantanhaojiumeizheimezaokanguotaiyangle。shidifuzaibaoguolinachulailianggehangpaiqi,zheizhuangbeirangjianduoshiguangdeluohanyeananzashe,guoranyouqianrenzhuangbeidoubuyiyang,xiangdaozheililuohanguanlekoujiu,xianrulechensi。

shidifucaozonglianggehangpaiqizaikongzhongxunshi,zhongrenzailinzhongchengzongxiantubuqianxing,shidifuguanchazhehangpaiqichuanhuilaideyingxiangyaotoudao:“buxing,zheilideshulintaimaomile,genbenkanbudaoshenme,jiangui!zheizuodaotaidale,zanmenyaoqunali?”

“wangnanyouyichushangu,haifengkeyichuizouzhangqi,kekaoduidouyouyewaijingyan,yinggaikeyipanduanzheiyidian,ruguotamenhaihuozhedehua。”luohanshuowanguanlekoujiubuzaiyanyu。

kongmingzhulianseyibian,yipangdesiyanzijimangzoushangqianshuodao:“bietingtaxiashuo,kendinghaihuozhe。”

shidifubahangpaiqilagao,kongmingzhushuodao:“kanyixiadaodenanmian。”

hangpaiqiwangnanbianyuanchufeiqu,keshiyiqilimianxianshidedoushiheiyouyoudezhaozedi,zheirangbenjiudanxindekongmingzhuxinqingzaicichenrulegudi,buyoudeyihuodewenluohan:“neipianquyudoushizhaozedi,genbenbukenengyouren。”

luohanchenyinleyixiadao:“youshihouyanjingshihuipianrende。”

shuowandabuxiangqianzouqu,liuxiayilianmengbidezhongren,siyanzizaihoumianchaoluohanhandao:“daodikaobukaopua,xianzhaozelikejiuxiaomingdalile。”

luohanmeiyouzhuanshenzhishigaoshengshuodao:“zanmenyaozhuajin,bixuzaitianheiqianganguoqu,nimenbuzouwokezoule!”

“youshihouyanjinghuipianren,shia,youshihouyanjianbuyidingweishi,weirenjiaodaowomenshuomeiyoudiaochajiumeiyoufayanquan,zanmendoushidiyicidengdao,zhiyouluohandoulailiangcile,zheicidoushidisancile,shibuguosanshumenshulu,xianzaizheigedaoduiyutalaishuojiushigenhuizijijiacuanmenyiyang。”siyanziyibianzaineiliziyanziyu,yibiangongjingdezoudaokongmingzhumianqianshuodao:“dongshizhang,shouxiantashizanmendelingdui,womenyinggaixiangxintadepanduan。qiciyoujuyanyushuodehao,genzhetaotieyourouchi,zanmendoushixinshouxiaobai,neiluohanjiushikejindevipwanjia,yidingdebazheidatuibaozhule。”

kongmingzhushenxiyikouqiminglingdao:“dougenshang!”

zouleyiduanjuli,siyanzikandaoluohanzhendeshuailetamenhaoyuandejulibumandao:“taitamameisuzhile,luohan,womenkeshinidejinzhu!”

ranerzheixiebaoyuandenuhoudouxiaomizaiyoushendeconglinlile,zhiliuxiayigebeiyingrangzhongrenjinsuizhuizhu,shengpadaoshoudeliewuhezhushudeyazifeileyiban,suizheyuezouyueshenru,kongmingzhudeyanjinglijianjianluchuxinxi,zheilibushizhaozedi,zhishifugailedapiandezhenyekuoyelin,judadekuoyezhedangzhuledimian,haosifugaizaidimianshangshininingdezhaozediyiban,erluohanyezaibuyuanchudengzhetamen,kandaojigerenshuodao:“qianmianjiushishulinjintoule,dajiakuaiguolai!”