第一章:在厕所里

zhuchirendaochuxunzhaojinwandezhujiaoshi,mengtangzhengbeigongzhouyeqiazheruanyaokongzainance。

huichangshangzhangshengleidong,cesuogejianliqieyuxiuyun。

mengtangbeiyunianzhipei,zhuangrongyangailetayuanbenqingxiuderongyan,yishangjiyanqiebo,yutuiqinggou,tawuyishidewenshangnanrengundongdehoujie。

yuguangxiangejuedeyinyingxia,nanrentuqidehoujiezaicishikanlaigewaixinggan。

gongzhouyetaishouliaoqitabaixilianjiadesuifa,danjianzhijianmosuodetashenziweizhan,yanshenyegengjiamiliyouhuo。

banshang,tasixiaofeixiaokaikou,“wojianshiguodenvrenbushao,xiangmengxiaojiezheiyangzhudongsongdaonancelilaide,haishidiyige。”

mengtangyanboliuzhuan,shuangmouzhongyunhanzheqianqianshuiwu,shengyinkezhichuyizhongbushuyutadedandingziru,“wanwaneryi。”

takantazheiyangzi,zuijiaoqinqiyimoxixuedexiao,liaokainvrendecebiankaichazhangqun,zhangbeiyilan,titunbaoqi,“shiniyaowande,kebuxuzhaohouzhang。”

chengnianrendeyouxi,gequsuoxu。

bucunzaiqingtouyihe,gengwuguanliyiqianche。

gongzhouyeweichendeshixianyixiangtabainixianshoudejing,rutongniunaijinpaoguode,congyilingshenchupiaodangzhegudandanxiangwei,“jingchanghenanrenzheimewan,haishipengleshenmebugaipengdele?”

“bushijingchang,shizhishuyuniyigeren……”tayanmouweichen,meiborusi,shengyingengxiangduanziside,youruanyouhua。

gongzhouyebeitahongdaole,fanshoujiangtaanzaimenbanshang,pobujidaibatadequnzituidaozuishangmian,“mengxiaojiezheihuakebulaoshi,buguo,wohenchinizheiyitao。”

mengtanggandaoshenhouyimoguntangxiangdi,renbuzhujiaochuan,“qingni……e……”

yigexiaoshideshijian,cesuogejianlizhizaochubuxiaodedongjing。kehuichangshangneixiezhuanxincanjiaxinpinfabudebinkebingweichajue,zhujiaojingzaizheilidayichanghuorede“zhanyi”。

yujishenchu,mengtangditouyikouyaozaigongzhouyeezhetadeneizhishoubeishang。

gongzhouyedaoxilengqi,gujiefenmingdeshoufushangtadehoujing,genlinxiaomaoyiyang,jiangrentiqijifen,hualiyouhua,“xiangyaosiwo?songkaiyidian……”

tawuxinyingsheng,renpingguochengshunlichengzhang,mole,maizaigongzhouyedejianbangrulansishe。

zhici,zheichangaimeidehuangtanglaxiaweimu。

mengtangtanzuozaimatongshang,qunzidesidaizaobuzhidaodiaoluozaina,tajingzhidemeiyan,manmiaodeshenzi,haiyouwenrunrusiderouhuajifu,zenmekandougouhunshepo,mingmeiderangrennuobukaiyan。

gongzhouyeyizhemenbanbantangzaidi,chenshanquankai,luzhemanshichunyindejikuaifuji,chuimouluoyanzaitaruningzhibandexuefuzhishang,jinqingxinshangzhebiaomianyinyintouchudeneiyicengyanzhise,“duiyuwojintiandebiaoxian,mengxiaojiemanyima?”

mengtangmiansedanran,zhongxincaishangdiaoluodegaogenxie,congtashuangtuijianmaileguoqu,“gongxianshengsuiranmingshengzaiwai,danshizhanyebuguoruci。”

gongzhouyexuebodechunruoyousiwugouqi,yibazhuazhutajiaowan,hanshuicencendelianshangguazheyisiwanwei,“quanchengdoushiwozaisihouni,xianzaijiuzheimezoule?”

mengtangzhuzu,lenglejimiao,suihouguadanshulidehuileju,“gongxianshengmeitianliulianhuacong,jinwanjiudangwoshiwanhuacongzhongdeyiduojiuhao,wobuyongnifuze。”

gongzhouyewenyanyanweishangtiao,“e?”

shuileta,fandaohaibuyongtafuzele?

mengtangzhidangmeikandaotaneishuangtaohuayanlidefangdangbuji,shengxianweiliang,“jinwanxinkule,gaitianzaihaohaoxienin。”

hualuo,tameijigongzhouyehuiyingdejihui,yibatuikaicesuodemen,hunshensashuang,maikaixiuzhangdetuijingzhilikai。

tadexiaosalichangranggongzhouyezuijiaodexiaorongyuelaiyueshensui,mianqiangfuzhemenbanpaqi,jiandanzhenglihaoyifucaihuidehuichang。

yihuilai,jiukandaogangcaineigejiaoyanwumeinvren,cishizhengdetidezhanzaitaishang,zuozhexinpinfabudezuihouzongjie,fangfogangcaideyiqiedoumeiyoufashengguo。

gongzhouyeshuangshoubaojian,yizhemenkuangchelechezuijiao。

铃铃铃——

yizhenshoujiduominglingshengxiangqi,buyongkan,gongzhouyeyezhidaoshishei?

“wojiaoniquduishougongsicanjiafabuhui,nirenzaina?zhiboliwozhaoleyiquandoumeikanjiannigerenying!”dianhuaneitougongfuyidunpaoxiao。

“aiya,ba,zheiyoumeiwoshenmeshi,nishuonifeijiaowolaiganshenme?”

“ganshenme?renjiamtgongsiyanfachulaixinpin,mashangjiuyaochengweishangshigongsi,yaochaoyuegongjiale,yigenvrendoubiniqiang!”

“xingleba,bujiushigenvrenma?huitouwojiubazheijishuguganjiniwaguolai,xianguale!”

bunaifandeguaduandianhua,gongzhouyechaozhetaishangruoyoushenyidetiaoletiaoyan,suihouxiaoshizaifabuhuixianchang。

Bessie酒吧。

jinguanzheiliyipiandenghongjiulv,yeyangaibuzhugongzhouyezheiyishenqingyu。

haojiyouduanjiashucongshangdaoxiadaliangtayiquan,“woqu,gonger,nizheifabuhuicanjiadaoyulehuisuoliqule?jihaojinisihouchengzheiyangde?”

“kao,kuzishanghaiyouxuezi,zheishi‘chuanghongdeng’le?”

gongzhouyezhenggerenhouyang,kaozhekazuoshafa,deyidewangzuiliguanleyikoujiu,“laozizhandoulilianggexiaoshiqibu!”

duanjiashuchadianxiaopen,“yaozidouzhaganleba?yaobujinizhengdianlubian,haima,heigouqibubu?”

“shaoshuofeihua,wennigeshi!”gongzhouyenandeyouzhengjingshihou,“mtgongsidemengtangrenshibu?”

“neisheinengburenshi?shangquanneishaojiandenvxingjishugugan,rensongwaihaojiaoyanbingmeiren。danzheizhongnvrengongzuoshangwuketiaoti,chuangshangkendingguadanwuqu。”

寡淡无趣吗?

hehe,gongzhouyekebuzheiyangrenwei,fouzetashenshangzheiyidaodaozhuahennalaide?

“zheiliangnianjiushumtfengshengshuiqi,waimiandouchuantananpengyouyoufuqi,zhaoletazheimehaodenvren,yongbuleliangnianjiuneng……”

duanjiashuganjinchache,heiheiyixiao,houmiandehuabuyaneryu。

gongzhouyeshejiantianletianhoucaoya,“xiaohua,laozinengrangtayigexiaonvzigandaowogongshizheijishiniandejiazuqiye?”

“buduia,gonger!”duanjiashufangxiashouzhongjiubei,“nizenmeduiyoufuzhifuganxingqule?”

“有夫之妇?切~”

zuihouzheiyishenglengchiyiweishenzhang,duanjiashubudong,gongzhouyexinliquemingbaidehen。