第5章 奇葩婆婆

zheihuayichu,zhouweideyiwurenyuanliansedoushunjianbiandenankanqilai:youzheimeshuohuadema?shenmejiaoyishengweilezhuanqian?

zheizuoshoushuyoubushiyishengshouqiandehaoma?

daoshiyipangdenanzijimanglazhutamuqin,henyansudekaikou:

“ma,nibiehushuobadao,niyaoshibuxiangdaizaizheijiuhuijia,zheiliyouwojiugoule!”

zhihounanziyoukanxiangjiangtingxu:

“yisheng,zuo,zuoshoushu,jiuwolaopo!”

tingdaozheihua,dajiadaoshixinweilejifen。

zaiyiyuan,tebieshijizhen,gezhonggeyangdeqipajiandezheshibushao,zuirangdajiafenkaidewuyiyujiushimingmingyoujihuiwanjiubingrendeshengming,danquebeijiashujidanwule,zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhebingrensiqu。

jiangtingxudianlediantou,bianduizhehushizhangdao:

“laibujile,dadianhuajishoushushineibianmashangzuozhunbei,yiqiejianchazhinengzaishoushushilizuo,zhunbeishoushutongyishurangjiashuqianzi!”

youtiaobuxudefenfu,rangdajiajizaodexindoupingjingxialai。

“hao,wozhidaole,xiaoran,nihexiaojingliangrentuibingrenqushoushushi。”

“好的护士长。”

dengbingrenbeituizou,hushizhangneibianyedawandianhua,turanjinghuchusheng:

“嘶!糟了!”

jiangtingxushuaileshuaishou,lilelitingzhenqizhunbeihuibangongshi,jiutingdaohushizhangzheishengjinghu,chushengwen:

“什么糟了?”

hushizhangjidechezijitoufa:

“dajiadouzaishoushushilini,xianzaijiushengjiangyishengnile,sishibachuangdeshoushu......sheizuo?”

什么情况?

jiangtingxuyeshibeizheiqingkuangjijingdao,huiguoshen:

“ganjinjixiongwaidadianhuaa!”

“eee,jiushi,jixiongwaidadianhua。”

jizhenzheibianmeiyoushoushuyisheng,neizhinengcongxiongwaineibianqingrenzhiyuanle。

jiangtingxuyeji,meiyouyishizhizhaoshibunengduzishangshoushutaide,buran...

哎!

zhinengshuojintianjizhenshoushubingrentaiduo,jiuneiqundaqunjiade,jiujihubajizhendeshoushuyishengjizhanwanle,daozhixianzaidoumangbuguolaile。

“a?douzuoshoushuqule?”

hushizhangdeshengyinmingxianjiukuaiyaokuledejiezou:

“我知道了。”

电话结束:

“jiangyisheng,xiongwaiyemeirenle,xianzaizenmeban?”

e,zheilishiyiyuan,youbushizhandi。

zaizhandi,youyishengjiubucuole,sheihaihuiyaoqiuneimeduo?

“nengzenmeban?jiyuanlingdaodadianhuashangbaoba!”

hushizhangdianzhetou,shoushangdaoshikuaisudebotongyuanlingdaobangongshidedianhua,jietonghoujianjiejingquedejiangzheibianqingkuanggaishuleyibian:

“dui,shide,jiushizheiyang,bingrenneibianjixushoushu,bunengzaidangele!”

“ngng,hao,jiangyishengjiuzaiwopangbian,zheijiubadianhuajita。”

jiangtingxujieguodianhua,zuijiaocheleche:

“lingdaohao,woshijiangtingxu。”

“xiaojianga,sishibachuangdeshoushujiaojinilaizuo,youxinxinma?”

交给自己做?

yuanlingdaozheishishenmecaozuo?

“啊?”

“teshiteban,nidenengliwozaojiucongnimendaoshineiertingshuole,jizhenkezhurenyejingchangzaiwomianqiankuani,zheitaishoushunidenenglizugoule!”

lingdaodoufahuale,jiangtingxudangranbukenengzaijujue:

“好,我做!”

“hahaha,xing,zuojizhendenayouneimeduoxuyaokaolvde?kaolvlaikaolvqubingrenkedengbulede,xianzainijiuqushoushushizhunbei,wocongqitakeneibianjinipaizhushouyishengguoqu,jiayou,biejinzhang!”

“好!”

dianhuaguaduan,jiangtingxuneixinyeshixixude,erhouduizhehushizhangdao:

“bangongshilideneigexiaopihai,bangwokanzheyihui。”

“成啊!没问题!”

henxiangwenneixiaojiahuoshishei,jieguogenbenlaibujikaikou,jiangyishengrenyingdouzouhaoyuanle。

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