第3章
“zhangshijianbuchidongxi，duzikendingbushufu，xianhekoumitangrunrun。dan，buzhunhewodemi。”
baichapengzhegucidawan，kanzheqingzhouliderenying。
“哪有米啊？”
luxiuyuanyaozhewotou，bailetayiyan：“chinide，naneimeduohua。”
“......”shihuayeburangrenshuole。
lianggeyimoyiyangdexiaodoudingshouqianshoudipengzheyiwandangeng，naishengnaiqidishuo：“gege，nairangwomenbadangengjiniduanlai。”
“youlaoniuniuhechouchoule，lai，tigegechangchangdangengxiangbuxiang？”
luxiuyuanjieguowan，gewaleyishaoweijilianggexiaodouding，qiaozhexiaodoudingmeizizidipaoyuan，jitajieshaodao：“sanshujiadehaizi，shiduilongfengtai。”
“哦。”
baichanayouxinqingtingtashuohua，tazhengfanchouni，zheimitangbuhehaimeiganjue，yueheduziyuee，fanrendefanzhenguguai。
tawaleyishaodangengdiguolai，baichayaoleyaotou。
“腥。”
“娇气。”
shuoba，bulihuitadeyijian，yishaozidangengweidaotakouzhong，cishaokedaotayachi，buguozuilihenkuaijiubeinenhuahuadekougansuozhanju，chiqilaimeiwenqilaixing。
baichatianletianzuijiao，yiyouweijindebadabadazui，kanzhetayishaojieyishaodichizhe，jiucouguoqu。
“啊？”
luxiuyuankanzhedunzaishenbiantaoshidexiaoguniang，xishuganjingdaoshikeren。tajiangdangengweidaotazuili，tajiuhuangzhexiaonaodaixiaodexiangzhitouxingdexiaohuli。
就有这么好吃？
tachanglechang，weidaohenshiyiban，buzhisanshengeleduoshaoshui，doukuaichibuchujidanweierle。buguotadaoshixihuan。
luxiuyuanyixiaoshaoyixiaoshaodiweita，kantameiyanwanwan，xiaojiuwoshenshen，wanlikongkong。
ze，taozhaigui，jiangtadedangengdouchiwanle。
“这是什么做的？”
“鸡蛋。”
e~baicharuoyousuowudediandiantou，guaibudehaochini，yuanlaishijia，hulizuiaichijile。
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muaichenchen，wulidedieniangzhengzhangluozhejitadachuang，dishangleifangzheliangduoshidui，zhangduanbuyidemubanqipinbacoudidachuyizhangxiaochuanglai。
“yatou，nilaitangtang，kankanzhangduanheshibu。”
baichakanzheqifubupingdexiaochuang，henshidanyoutadeshiyongxing，zhuanshenbaozhuluxiuyuandegebo。
“我要和哥哥睡。”
luxiuyuannudengzheshenpangbuzhitiangaodihoudexiaoyatou，jiangtawanzhezijideshoutuikai。
dieniangduishileyiyan，dingzhuluxiuyuandenuhuo，yidiyijujiezhehua。
“ai，zheiyebushibuxing，fanzhengchizaoyaoguomen，yiqishuijiuyiqishuibei，zanxiangxiarenmeineimeduojiangjiu，zhuyaoyemeitiaojianjiangjiu，duiba，haizitadie？”
luerqingtaitoukantian：“kebuma，zheiqiuliangle，jialiyemeiduoyudebeizile。”
“neijiuzheimedingleba。”
“嗯，我看成！”
luxiuyuantiaomei：“nimenshibushigaiwenwenwodeyijian？”
luerqingyagenbuniaota，yifu“zhiyaowobuduishangyan，wojiukeyitingbujian”diwangchuangshangyizuo。
“kuangdang”yishengjuxiang，linshixiaochuangzuotale。tazheiyijiazhizhudelaolianshunjianguabuzhule，cuanqilailiantuidaichuaidejiangerziganchujiamen。
“nigechouxiaozi，zheigejiahaishilaozizaidang，weishayaowennideyijian。shilinshenglebuqia，youbenshinikaogezhuangyuan。”
men“kuang”deyishengguanshangle，baichamiaoleyiyanshenpangderen。
xiuxingdiyibu，baojindaguabi。
“gege，nibuyaoshengqi，woshuijuekeguaikeguaile。”
luxiuyuanmeilihuita，danyemeimingquebiaoshibuxing。huiwuxishuba，jiuzuozaiyueguangxiabianzhukuang，dishangduimanlebiandaoyibandekuang。
baichasixiadaliangzhe，wuzibuda，queyouyifangnuankang，kaochuangdeweizhiyouyizhangshuzhuo，houmianshiyizhengmianqiangdeshu，tahaizhenshigedushurena。
linsheng？haoxiangshifanjiankaoguotongshisanchangdexiucai，zhonglehoukeyicanjiaxiangshi，jiugenmeiniantaishannainaidekaoshiyiyang，guoledexiaohulicainengxiuxian。
qizhongliangmenchengjiyouyiminglieqianmaodichengweilinsheng，huidedaoxian、fudezizhu，bujinmianjiazhongfushui，meiyuehaifalinmiliudou，meinianfalinyinsiliang。
nanguai，tazheimeshenqi，yuanlaiquanjiarenkaotachifan。
ergengjiming，yueshangliushaotou，baichacongkangdonggundaokangxi，zheirenzenmehaibushuijue？
tabushui，tazenmexiulian？
kesuanjiangrenpanshangkang，jiudengzhetashuishule，haoqiaomomodiqilaidangyaojiejuanwangni。
ranshaonvdexinxiangyizhenzhendichuanlai，luxiuyuanrouleroubijian，xinfandixiang，zenmegengemeiduannaidenaiwaziside。
tapingzhuhuxi，youtingtaxixisusudifanlaifuqu，haoxiangjiangtatixiakang。houhuisile，tajiubugaichanneibankuaiyanba。
yigenwenredeshouzhifuguotademianjia，tanannanziyu：“jiemaozhangzhangde，biziqiaoqiaode，zuibayeguaihaokande，jiushipiqichouchoude！”
“ganshenme？”luxiuyuanzhengyan，helebaichayigejiling，“wo......wohaoqi，niweishenmenengbizheqishuijue？”
luxiuyuandelianshunjianhongle：“you......youweidao。”
味道？
baichameixinyizhou，juedezheishibujiandan，nandao......shihusaowei？
a，tadexiulianyouzheimebudaojiama？
baichataiqigebozuowenlewen，youwenlewen，pazaitaxiongkouwenlewen，sichuxiulexiu。
“meiweidaoa？shibushinifangchoupile。”
“滚——”
baichazhanzaimenkoumolemobeichuaidepigu，tajiuliaobeiziwenlewentapigu，ganmadarenma，yidingshitafangchoupibuhaoyisishuo。
臭屁大王。