《家有戏精恶婆婆》精选章节

wotangzaichanfangchuangshang,gongsuojulie,taierxintiaozhoujiang,bixumashangshoushu。chanfangwai,

popomaxiufenguizaidibanshangkuhan:「poufuchandehaizimingbuhao!niyaohailewodesunzi!」tayongtouzhuangqiang,

xianxueshunzheejiaoliuxia。yishengjicudicuizhejiashuqianzi,

poposisizhuazhuzhangfuliqiangdeshoubei:「niyaoganqianzi,jiubushiwoerzi!」1teng,siliebandeteng。

duzixiangyaozhakaiyiyang,woyaojinyaguan,hanshuishunzheetoudixialai。yishengzhanzaichuangbian,

zhouzhemeikanyiqishangdeshuju。「taierguoda,xuexingteshu,shunchanfengxiantaigao。」

tashengyindichen:「jianyilijipoufuchan。」popochongjinbingfangdeshihou,lianniuqudebuxiangyang。「buxing!

jueduibunengpou!」tazhizheyishenghoudao,「poufuchandehaizimingbuhao!nizheishiyaohailewodesunzi!」

wochuanbuguoqi,zhijuedeyanqianyipianmohu。erbianshitaxiesidilidekuhan。「niyaoshiqianzi,

wojiusijinimenkan!」menwaiderenyuejuyueduo。yourenquan,yourenyaotou,haiyourenqieqiesiyu。

wotingbuqingtamenzaishuoshenme,dannengganjuedaomuguangquandoucizaiwoshenshang。liqiangzhanzaijiaoluo,ditoubuyu。

tadeshouzuanchengquantouyousongkai,fanfujici,shizhongmeiganshangqianyibu。beitamachezhegebo,patamazhendexunsi,

tabuganqianzi。turan,yizhenjuliedetengtongrangworenbuzhujianjiao。hushianzhuwodejianbang,

jicudishuo:「zaizheiyangxiaquhuichushide!」zheishi,jiejiedaole。taliansetieqing,shuangyantonghong,

yijinmenjiuzhibenpopoerqu。「nizheixiefengjiansixiangyaohaisiren!」tayibazhuazhupopodeyiling,

shengyinjianruicier。「zaidanwuxiaqujiushiliangtiaoming!tayaoshisile,nimenquanjiadoubiexianghaoguo!」

popolengleyixia,suijizhengzhazhexiangtuikaijiejie。「nizheigewairen,pingshenmeguanwomenjiadeshi?」「wairen?」

jiejielengxiaoyisheng,songkaishou,zhuanshenkanxiangliqiang。「liqiang,nishinanrenhaishigefeiwu?」

「zheishinilaopohehaizi,ganjinqianzi!」liqiangtinglewangqianyibuzhengyaonabiqianzi。

shoubeiquebeitamawanghouyongliyiche。「buzhunqian,nibuxiangrangwohuole?」liqiangkanzhetaetoudexue,

youyuleyixia。「ma,zhei……」huahaimeishuowan,jiubeijiejiedaduan。「bizui!xianzaibushijiangxiaodaodeshihou!

」jiejietaochushouji,botongleyigehaoma。「wei,jingchama?zheiliyourenweixiezisha,

mafanganjinguolaichuliyixia。」popoyiting,huangleshen。「niganbaojing?nizheigeedudenvren!」

jiejiegenbenbulita,zhuantoudingzheliqiang。「ruguojintianyinweinideyourouguaduanhaisimeimei,

wozheibeizidoubuhuifangguoni。」liqiangzhongyudongle。talakaipopo,zaishoushutongyishushangqianxialemingzi。

「duibuqi……」wobishangyanjing,leishuihualuo。zheiyike,wozhidaozijichedikanqinglezheigeren。

yechedikanqingleneigesuoweide「jiaren」。shoushudengliangqideshihou,

wotingjianjiejiezaierbianshuoleyiju:「biepa,youwozaini。」**shengxiaozhiqian,

naohaifuxianyijuhua——yaozhipojiashirenshigui,huaiyiciyunshengyicihaizijiuzhidaole。2「shengle,

shigeqianjin」hushibaozhehaizichulaijizhangfu、popokanzheishiwohaimeiyouchulai。liqianggaoxingdiliezhezui,

xiaoxinyiyidibaozhehaizi。popozaiyibianpiezhezui「heng,yigeyatoupianzi」「haiwobaifeineimeduojing。」

yemeiduokanyiyanhaizi,gengbietiyaobaobaota,buxiedizoukaile。jianyupopozaiwopoufuchanneitiandebiaoxian。

wojiepawobeiqifu。zaiyiyuandezheijitian。doupeizhewo,jinonghaochidepopojiugenxiaoshileyiyang。chuleyiyuan。

gangshengwanhaizideshentixuruodexiangbeitaokongleyiyang。dongyixiadoufeijing。woyiweihuijiajiunenganxinxiuyang,

zhishaonengkanzaihaizidemianshang。danxianshihenhendalewodelian。popozhanzaichufangmenkou,

shouliduanzheyiwanqingtangguashuidemiantiao。「chidianmiantiaoba,yixiaohua。」tazuishangshuozhe,yanshenshanshuo。

wojieguowan,yikan。meiyourou,meiyoudan,lianqingcaidoushinianbabade。xinliyiliang:「ma,

nengbunengjiadianyingyangdedongxi?」woshitanzhewen。popolikezhouqimeitou。「nimennianqingrenbushizhuyishencai,

chitaihao,daoshibiepangdebuxiangyang,haidehuaqianjianfei。」「miantiaozuiyangweile。」tadeyuqilengbingbingde,

xiangzaixunyigebudongshidehaizi。wanshang,liqianghuilaile。tazuozaicanzhuopangchifan,

popojitajialeyikuaihongshaorou。「duochidian,nixinkuyitianle。」wokanleyiyanzijidewan。

haishineiwanqingtangmian。huidaofangjian,wogenliqiangshuo。「nikanma,wozheizaizuoyuezini,

jiujiwochizheiyangdemiantiao」「yidianyingyangdoumeiyou」liqianglanleyixiawodejianshuo「tabijiaobudongzheixie,

niduodandaiyixie」「tachufadianyeshihaode」diertianzaochen,wochenpopochuqumaicaideshihoukanleyixiabingxiang。

limiankongdangdangde,zhishengjiketudouhebanpingjiangyou。danwojidezuotianmingmingmaileyizhiji。

weiquyoufennuyongshangxintou。wojilikongzhiziji。wohaizaiyuezizhong,bunengshengqi,shengqiduishentibuhao。xiawu,

daofangjiannadongxi。tuikaimen,kandaopopozhengdunzaidishangfanwodechouti。tadongzuohenkuai,tingdaoshengyinmengditaitou,

lianseyishunjianbiandebuziran。「ni……wolaizhaodongxi?」tazhanqilai,pailepaishoushangdehui,jiazhuangzhending。

wodingzheta。zhuoshangfangzhewodeshoushihe,gaizidakai。popodeshoushangnazhewodeyitiaojinxianglian,

shouzhishangdaizhewodejiezhi。neishijiehunshimamajiwodeliwu。「ma,zheishiwodefangjian,

nizenmeluanfanwodedongxi。」wojinliangrangzijideshengyinpingwen。popolengxiaoleyisheng:「nide?

jiadaowomenjiale,jiushiwomenjiadedongxile?」「zaishuo,nixianzaiyedaibule,jiewoyongyong。」

shuowanyebuliwo,jingzhichulemen。woyileng,naoziwengwengzuoxiang。shenmeyisi,zheishiwodejiazhuang,

neishiwomajiwode。jie?wotongyilema?zheigeyangzi,pashilaohujiezhu,youquwuhuileba。

woqideshouweiweizhandou。wanshang,worenbuzhugenliqiangbaoyuan。「mataiguofenle,tajurantouwodedongxi,

haishuoshitade!」liqiangfangxiakuaizi,tanlekouqi。「xiaomei,nijiubunengdaduyidianma?

biezongjijiaozheixiexiaoshi。」「xiaoshi?」wojihubuganxiangxinzijideerduo。「zheiyangyeshixiaoshi?shiwojijiao?

」tabikaiwodemuguang,dishengshuo:「manianjidale,nijiuqianjiuyixiaba。」qianjiu?youyiciqianjiu。

wokanzheta。zheizhangshuxidelian,cikequerangwobeijuemosheng。wokaishiliuyipopodeyijuyidong。

tajingchangdouhuichenwobuzhuyideshihouliujinwodefangjian。youshihoudaizouyipinghufupin,youshihoushiyifuerhuan。

quandoushiyouquwuhui。wozhuangzuobuzhidao,dananzhongjiluxialai。guoleliangtian,popozhuleyiguojitang。

wowendaoxiangwei,yiweitanalewoneimeduodongxi。liangxinguobuqu,zhongyukenhaohaozhaoguwole。

jieguodaochifandeshihou,rengjiushiqingtangguashuidemiantiao。wosisidingzheneimiantiao。houlonggansedeshuobuchuhua。

neitianwanshang,wotangzaichuangshangfanlaifuqushuibuzhe。naoziliquanshibaitianneiguojitangdeyingzi。yuexiangyueqi,

woqiaoqiaoqishen。nieshouniejiaodizoudaochufangmenkou,qingqingtuikaiyitiaofeng。hunandedengguangxia,

popozhengzhanzaichufanglikenzhejitui,hezhejitang。jiezhe,nachuyidaipaomian。dongzuomalidiyongjitangzhuleqilai。

meiyihuier,xiangweipiaolechulai。taditouchidehenxiang。wodeshouzhijinjinqiazhumenkuang。

xiongkoumendexiangduleyikuaishitou。tagenbenbushi「pawozhangpang」。ershi,jiushibuxiangjiwochi。

womomotuihuifangjian,guanshangmen。qifuwo,nijiwodengzhe。3wanshanghaizidoushiwozaidai。zaoshang,

haizibaochuqule。taileile,woxiangduoshuiyihuiliqianggangchumenyihuier。haiziyoukule。jianruidekushengchuanjinlai。

buyihuier,popojiudakaifangmen。「haizixiangmamale,tahaishigennibijiaoqinya,nihonghongba。」

tazuishangzheimeshuozhe,shoujiaoliluodibahaizisaidaowohuaili。wojieguohaizi,xinliyizhenfanzao。

gangxiangkaikoushuodianshenme,tazhuanshenjiuzoule。「woquchufangzhunbeiyixiacai,nimennianglianghaohaoxiangchu。」

haizizaiwohuailiniudongzhe,kushengyuelaiyueda。wopaizhetadebei,qingshenghongzhe。haoburongyi,

tacaimanmananjingxialai。zhengxiangfangxiahaizi,genzhexiuxiyixiapopoturanchuxianle。tashenshoujiuyaobaozouhaizi。

「nibaotaijiuxiuxibuhao,wolaibangnibaobao。」wolengzhule。zheiganghonghao。tabaozhehaizi,zhuantouchumen。

lianshanglikeduimanlexiao。duizhelaichuanmendelinjuxuanyao:「zheihaizizuinianwole,yihuidoulibukai。」「aiyo,

kanshoubeidoubaosuanle,wozheilaogebolaotuide……」wozhanzaiyuandi,yishiwuyu,zheishixijingshangshenle。

linjumengangzou。popomabaozhehaizishuo「wojinikanzhehaizinazheiyetengbuchushoulai,niquzhufanba」

zoujinchufang,gangpopobushishuozhunbeicaidema?zheishayemeizuoya,zhuantoukan。

popobaozhehaizizuozaishafashangkanzhedianshi,kezheguazi。wozhengnongdechabuduole。

popoturanbahaizisaihuiwohuaili。cuicuwohuifang「qubaohaiziqushuiqu」wogangjinmenbaozhehaizitangxia。

menyixiang,liqianghuilaile。tasuokandaodehuamianshi——wobaozhehaizizaifangjianlixiuxi。popozaichufangmangliu,

guochanpengzhuangdeshengyindingdangzuoxiang。taxinweidixiaozheshuo:「nikan,womanianjizheimedale,

haiganzheimeduohuoersihouni」「pingshishaolaotaole,bieshenzaifuzhongbuzhifu」womengditaitou,dengzheta。

「wogangjinfangjian!」liqiangbunaifandibaibaishou。「biejieshi,yanjianweishi」popozaichufang,

zhangfukanbujiandejiaodulikanzhewo,deyidixiaozhe。wobaikoumobian。xiangjieshi,yemeirenting。

zheiyangdechangjinglunfanshangzhen。meicidoushitongyangdetaolu:haizikunaoshi,poposhuaijiwohong;haizianjinghou,

taqianghuiquxianbai;yaozuoshi,haizibaoguoqu,meiqimingyue「bangdaihaizi」;wobashizuowanle,yourenyaolaile。

bahaizisaihuijiwo,rangwoquxiuxi。suoyourenkandaodejiushipopozaixinkumangliu。

erwoshufudigenhaizizaixiuxi。youyitian,woshizairenbuzhule,

zhijiezhiwenliqiang:「niweishenmezongshixiangxinta,buxiangxinwo?」tachenmoleyihuier,

dishengshuo:「mashiwoqinma,tahuihaiwoma?」「zaishuoyanjianweishi,

shishijiushimeiciwokandaodejiushimazaiganhuo,nijiuzuozaineixiuxi。」wodingzheta。「suoyi,

woshuodehuajiuyidingshijiade?」tabikaiwodemuguang,meiyouhuida。neishenqing,fenmingjiushixianwoshiduo。

neitianwanshang,wotangzaichuangshang,tingzhegebichuanlaidexiaosheng。popoheliqiangzhengzailiaotian。shengyinhenda,

zhijiechuandaowodeerduo。「xiaomeitaijiaoqile,shenmedouzuobule。」「wodouyibanianjile,zheimezhaoguta,

tahaixianqiwo。」wobishangyanjing,weiqudeyanleiwushengdiliuxialai。guliwuyuan。zheishiwoweiyideganjue。

diertianzaochen,woqichuangdeshihou,popoyijingzaichufangmanghuole。taduanzheyiwanzhouchulai,dijiliqiang。

「erzi,chenrehe。」wozhanzaimenkou。tazhuantoukanlewoyiyan。「womeiyouzhunidefen,wozhudebuhaochi,

meiyingyang。」xiawu,popoyoulaicuiwoquzhufan。womeilita,baozhehaizixiuxi。talengleyixia,

lianshangdebiaoqingshunjianbiandeyinchen。「nizheishishenmeyisi?shashidoubuguanle?」womeilita,zhuanshenhuilefangjian。

guanmendeneiyike,wotingjiantadadianhuadeshengyintigaolebadu:「nikankantaxianzaibianchengshenmeyangle!

zheirizihainengguoma?」zheiriziguode,tiantianyanwujiandao。4zheitian,popojielegedianhua。guaduanhou,

tadeliansebianle。「wobuzai,neibianriziguodetinghao?」tazuilidiguzhe,yanshenqueshanzhelengguang。

「daxifu……heng,wozaibuhuiqu,pashiyaofantianle。」wotingdemoming,danxinligedengyixia。

zhijuegaosuwo,popoyouyaozuoyaole。guoran,congneitianqi,tayoukaishiyouyiwuyidizhetengwo。

「ninaishuibugou,biechineixieyounidedongxi。」tabajitangduanzou,huanshangyipanjiucaichaodan。「qingcaiyouyingyang,

youyangsheng。」wodingzheneipancai。zheicaihaoxiangrongyihuinai。wanshang,liqiangwenta:「ma,

nizenmezongjixiaomeichizheixie?」talimamolebayanlei。「wozheibushiweilerangtayingyangjunhengma,

chidianqingcaihao」「a,zhei……」liqiangmeizaiduoshuo。lianzhejitiandoumeiyoutanghe,jinshixieyihuinaidecai。

youdewotingrenshuoguo,youdewoyeburenshi。jitianhou,wozhendeganjuenaishuishaole。haizikunaobuzhi,

zenmehongdoumeiyong。popozhanzaiyipang,lenglengdishuo:「kanba,wojiushuotabuhuidaihaizi。」「naidoubugou,

haidangshenmema?」liqiangzhoulezhoumei,yuqilitouzhebuman:「xiaomei,nizenmegaode?zenmemeinaile?」

wonengshuoshenme,shuotameizhuma?tazhule,danzhudedoushixiebunengchide,shuoleyihuiyoujiaxingxingde。

xunsimihuode「woyoubudongzheixie,doushiyongxinzhulede」。jiuqifuwogenliqiangdoubudong。

kanwomen2gexianrulengzhan。popochenjisongyong:「yaobu,wobahaizidaihuixiangxiaquba。」

「nimenliangyehaohaopeiyangganqing,biezongyinweihaizichaojia。」liqiangyouyuleyixia,danhaishitongyi。「ma,

neijiuxinkunile。」woxinhuangyiluan,yebuzhizheiyangzuoduibudui。danwodigulewoxianghaizidexin。

haizibeibaozoudeneiyikekaishi,wodexinkongle。zhenggeshijieturanbiandeanjing。baitian,wozuozaishafashangfadai。

wanshang,wotangzaichuangshangzhengzheyanjingdaotianliang。fanyebuxiangchi,huayebuxiangshuo。zhenggerenxiangxingshizourouyiyang。

liqiangzhongyurenbuzhule。「ninengbunengzhenzuoyidian?mayeshiweinihao!」wotaiqitou,dingzheta。

「nizhendejuede,tashiweiwohaoma?」talengzhule,danhenkuaibikaiwodemuguang。「zhishao,

haizizaixiangxiayoumadai,nifangxinba。」wolengxiaoleyisheng。「weiwo?weihaizi?zaishuo,

haizizaixiangxiaquedingdaidehenhao?」fangjianlianjingde。zhiyouzhongbiaodedidashenghuidangzaierbian。houlai,

wokaishipinfandizuoemeng。xinglaishi,zhentouzongshishide。ganjuezijiyiyule。zheitian,woshizaishoubulele,

xiangquxiangxiakankanhaizi。datongdianhuagangkaikou,popojiutiaoleqilai。「nilaiganshenme?

haizihaoburongyishiyinglexiangxiadehuanjing!」tazhiwenliqiang:「erzi,nikantazheiyangzi,hainengdanggehaomama?

」liqiangchenmolehenjiu。zuihou,tadishengshuoleyiju:「xiaomei,yaobu……denghaizidadianzaishuoba。」

woduojinfangjian,balianmaijinxigaili。yanleiwushengdiliuxialai。meirenzhidao,woyouduoxianghaizi。yemeirenzhidao,

woyouduohenzijicishidezhuangtai。jiatingmaodunjinyibujihua。5zheitianzaoshang,turanjiedaosaozidalaidedianhua。

「xiaomei,haizihaishiyaobamazijidai,bijiaoshangxin……」tadeyuqihenyinhui,danyisizaiqingchubuguo。

「xiangxiadehuanjing……buyidingshihehaizichengzhang。」wowojinshouji,xinliyizhencitong。「saozi,

nishibushizhidaoshenme?」tachenmoleyihuier。「nizijiqukankanba,biedengtai……houhui……」

guadiaodianhuahou,wozuolibuan。naohailiquanshihaizideyangzi。tahuibuhuiku?huibuhuie?huibuhuixiangmama?

huibeinvedaima?wanshang,woshitanxingdigenliqiangti:「laogong,womenhuixiangxiakankanhaiziba?」tazhoulezhoumei,

yuqiyouyu:「mashuohaizitinghaode,meibiyaozheteng。」womeifangqi,jixuquan:「jiudangshisanxin,

shunbiankankanta。」zhongyu,tadiantoutongyile。daolepopojia,wotuikaimen。

haizichuanzhekaidangkuguangzhe**zuozaidishang,lianshangzangxixide。yifumingxianbuheshen,kouzidoukoucuole。

toufaluandexiangjiwo,xieziyebuhejiao。kouziyidakai。tian!yijiancucaodemaoyichuanzaizuilimian。

haizidepifuyijingzhahongfayang,pifudouyaonaopole。kandaowodouburenshile,yebujiaoren,daidaide。

wohanzhelei,chongguoqubaoqita。shenziqingpiaopiaode,shouderangrenxinteng。popocongwaimianhuilai,

shoulilinzhecailanzi。kandaowomenlengleyixia:「aiya,nimenzenmelaile?」womeishuohua,kanletayiyan。

lanzilizhuangzhexinxiandeyuherou。kanyangzihuoshitinghao,danhaizizenmezheimeshou。liqiangdunxiashen,

zixikanlekanhaizi,yexintengle。「zenmejihaizichuanchengzheiyang?」popobaibaishou,

yilianwusuowei:「xiaohaizima,suibianchuanchuanjiuxingle,nongcundouzheiyangdaide。」wozaiyerenbuzhule,

shengyinbagao:「ma,tashigenvwa,nijiurangtazheiyangchuanzhekaidangkuzuozaizangxixidedishang?」

「worangdaihuilaideyifuni?zheijijianyifudoutaixiaole,haiyoumaoyizheimecucao,zenmechuanzaizuilimian?

pifudouzhahongle!」tadenglewoyiyan,yuqidaizhejifenbunaifan:「xiaohaizichuanneimehaoganma?

buyaodaidetaijingxile,nineixieyifutaiguile,langfeiqian,wonaqumaile,xiaohaiziyoudechuanjiuhao。」

「niyiweiwozaixiangfu?tiantiandaihaiziduoleia!」wohuangusizhou,faxianzhuoshangbaizhemajiangpai。

chajishanghaiyoujibaolingshi,baozhuangdaichangkaizhe。yanhuiganglideyantoudouweiximie。liqiangdeliansebianle。

tazhanqishen,lenglengdishuo:「ma,womenyaobahaizidaihuiqu。」popolikejile,

shengyinjianruiqilai:「haizizaizheierhaodehen,nimenbiexiacaoxin!」「haodehen?」wolengxiaoleyisheng。

「nikankantaxianzaishenmeyang?」liqiangmeiyouduoshuo,zhijiebaoqilehaizi。「ma,niyaoshizhendeweihaizihao,

jiugairangwomendaihuiqu。」popohaixiangzhengbian,dankandaoliqiangjiandingdeyanshen,zuizhongbishanglezui。huiqudelushang,

haizikaozaiwohuailishuizhele。xiaoxiaodeshentitiezhewo,nuanhuhude。wodeyanleiwushengdihuaxialai。