第3章

jinyulianpizeihoudelaizaimeinvjiejieshenbian,gentamenyiqiqulehuazhuangshi。

zaiqianwangtuzhong,jinyuhaizhudongwenlemeinvjiejieyixiewenti。

zuihoumeinvjiejieshizaibeiwendefanle,zhijiediujitayizhangkapian。

【guiguaixiangqinzhenrenxiuguize:

①chulezaixiuxishi,nvjiabinbudezhaidiaomianju;

②meitianwanshang7dian-9diandehuazhuangwuhui,meigerenbixuzhunshicanjia;

③jiabinjiangzaiguailiandaoshangyunanshenmengongtongshenghuoyizhoudeshijian,qingzaiguidingshijianneizhaodaonidezhenmingtianzi,guailiandaorongbuxiadanshengou;

④qingzhuyibuyaojiaotaliangtiaochuan,chicudenanshenhuibiandehenkepa;

⑤qingbuyaoqingyiduitarenzuochuchengnuo;

⑥guailianchengbaomeiyoudixiashi,ruguonikandaoyishantongwangdixiademen,qingwushi。】

“jiarenmen,zheigefubenhaishigeguizeguaitanei……”

jinyushuozhe,haijiangguizekapianduizhekongqizhanshichulai。

shencedemeinvjiejiejianzhuang,xiayishiwangpangbiannuolenuo。

neixinfengkuangtucao:“jiemuzufenglema,jingranxuanleyigeyoujingshenbingderenlei。”

zaizheigeshijiezhong,chulebeijingsongyouxixuanzhongderenleiwai,zheilide“tuzhu”doushiguiyi。

buguoguiyiherenleiyiyangyefenhaohuai,tamenshanedengjiyouwuranchengdulaijueding,fenwei:

shouxuwuran:yangezunshoulvfa、guizedeguiyi,tamenbuhuiqingyihesuibianshanghairenlei,danruguochupengduifangdeguize,jiuhuikaishimengliefanji;

zhongliwuran:weilishitudeguiyi,zhizunshouduizijiyoulideguizehelvfa,zhiyuduizijiwulide,tamenhuiwushi,duiyurenleiyishiruci;

hunluanwuran:xiangzuoshenmejiuzuoshenme,weilexieeerxiee,shirenleiheguiyidoubizhibujidecunzai。

yaobushuojinyuyunqihao,tashenbianzheiweimeinvjiejie,zhengshishouxuwurandeguiyi。

zhiyaojinyumeiyouchupengdaoguizehetadedixian,neimejinyujiubuhuibeitazhendui。

xiangfan,ruguojinyuhetagaohaoguanxi,gaobuhaomeinvjiejiehaihuigentazuopengyou。

“gaishuobushuo,zheigejinyushigejinliba,suibian‘zhua’laideguiyi,jingranhaishibijiaoyouhaodeshouxuguiyi。”

“qiaohebale,tabijingshigexinrenzhubo,fubennanduhendi,shouxuguiyijihubiandidoushi。”

“zhubohaokeaia,tahaijiwomenzhanshiguizekapian,haihewomenhudongei!”

“……”

化妆间。

qimingnvjiabinzaizhengxiangtiaoxuanzijixihuandemianjuhezaoxing。

tamendepiqijiuxiang**tongyiyang,yidianjiuzha,weilepiaoliangdemianjuhezhuangban,zhijiezaihuazhuangjiankaida。

zhenggehuazhuangjiandouluanzaozaode。

jinyuzemomodedunzaiqiangjiao,dengtamenqiangwan。

meinvjiejiejiantazaiqiangjiaobailan,bujinxianqide“ze”leyisheng,xuanjizoudaotashenbian,lengshengdao:

“haokandemianjuhezaoxing,keshinengzengjiananshendehaogandu。”

jinyuwenshengtaitoukanzheta。

tayebushuohua,jiuzheimedingzhe。

meinvjiejieweiweizhoumei:“nidingzhewozuoshenme?”

jinyuyigetupubaozhutadedazhangtui,zhabazheyanjingmaimeng:

“meinvjiejie~woyigeruorenlei,shizaishiqiangbuguotamen,kebukeyibaituojiejiebangwoya~”

“求你啦姐姐~”

除了gay。

meiyouren,nenggoujujuetianmeisajiao。

jiulianshouxuguiyiyebuliwai。

meinvjiejielenglengbiekailian,“sakai。”

jinyulianmangsongshou,bingyilianguaiqiaodewangzheta。

meinvjiejiegangzouchuqu,youtingxiazhuanshen,“nixiangyaonage?”

jinyuyileng,xuanjisaoleyiquanneixiebeizhengqiangdepiaoliangmianju,xianglexiang,shenshouzhizhediaozaidishangwurenwenjindemogumianju:

“jiuyaoneigeba,xiexiejiejie!”