第3章 给你两个大耳刮

‘pei’,xuehongdexianxueshunzhetoudingchadianliujinkouzhong,yunsiyuduizhedimiancuileyikou。

tayaotaitoudeshihoujiukandaolineryinweijulitataijin,yebuxingdebeijiaoleyishen。

taehenhendedengxiangneigeshizuoyongzhe,jiujiantacongbierenshouzhongyoujieguoyitongdasuanwangtashenshangjiaolai,biandongzuohaibianhandao:“eguituiqu。”

made,shikerenshubukeren,tayifanshenbaozhulinerwangpangceyishan,neiyizhengtongdexianxuezhuangliexisheng,zhipudimian。

zaineinanrenhaimeiyoufanyingguolaideshihou,yunsiyuyijingkuaisuchongdaotamianqian,yongjibiaozhundetaiquandaozishifeiqiyijiaojiangtachuaidaozaidi:“eguituibuqule,jintianjiulaishangnile,niyaodaomeile。”

jianerfurenzuoleguihoujingzheimelihai,yipangderenzaiciquandousanlekailai,congcongdetaozou。

yunsiyukemeiyouxianzhe,yikuashenqizaineixiaozideshenshang,duizhetadelianguaguajiushilianggedaergua,“niyadetingnengnaia,haiganjiaolaoniang。”

jiezhetazhanqishentaijiaoyonglidechuaileneixiaozideduziyijiao,youjiaocaizhutadexiongkou,shenziyiwan,shunshigouqiyitongnucairengzaineilidegouxue,zhichongchongdedaodaoneigexiaozidelianshang。“niyegenlaoniangyiqichangchangbeijiaodeziwei。”

neigexiaozixiangshiwanquanhemenglesideshalenglengdehaoyitongbeiyunsiyuxiuli。

yunsiyujiaoshangyiyongli:“huiqugaosuneixieqifuguowoderen,congjintiankaishi,sheiganzaiqifuwomenmuzi,wobiranshibeihaizhi,gun。”

neinucaihuiliuliudepaqishen,manshenxuedetaozou。

yunsiyubiancashizhezijishenshangdexue,biandunxiabanglinercalian:“meishierba。”

linerqieshengshengdekanleyunsiyuyiyan,yaoyaotou:“niangqin,nihaolihaia。”

yunsiyuminchunyixiao:“lihaiba,xiangbuxiangxue?”

linerdiandiantou:“xiang,linerxuehuileyihoukeyibaohuniangqin。”

yunsiyushenshounienietahuahuhudexiaolianerxiaodao:“yo,wozheihaibanlujianlegexiaozini。”

linerduzigululuzuoxiang,taqiaopiyixiao:“zenmele,duziele?”

linermozheduziyaotou:“linerbue。”

“zhendema?niangkeshiyijingtingdaolinerduzigulululuanjiaoge。”

“lineryihouzaiyebuhanele,linerbue,niangjiubuhuiqutoudongxi,butoudongxi,yejiubuhuibeidadaobaoqilairengdaohouyuanle。”linershuozhezhuaizheyunsiyudequnjiao。“niang,wozaifangjianyouchide。”

yunsiyuningmei,zheikeliandehaizia,zhenniangyijingsiletadoubuzhidao,quehaizaizheilirenzeizuofu…e,buduibudui,yongcibudangchoupiluanfang,shirentazuomucaidui。

suanle,kanzaitazheimekeliandefenershang,tajiuyangtahaole。

“zou,zanhuiquchidongxi。”yunsiyushenchushou,linerlazhutadedashoujiuwangqianyuanraolejinqu。

zheiyuanluoliyigerenyemeiyou,pangcezacaozongsheng,yanranxiangshiyigehuangfeidepozhaizi,jianlinershumenshuludeyangzi,yunsiyubujinchijing,zheibuhuijiushiniangerliangpingchangshenghuodedifangba。

linerzhijiejiangyunsiyulajinlezhengwu,kuaguoyijingcanqueleyijiedemenjian,tasongkaishouzhizhidepaodaozhuoziqianbaoqitadexiaowanerlaidaoyunsiyushenqian:“niangyeele,niangxianchiba。”

yunsiyukanzhewanzhongdedongxibujinbiziyisuan,yilaishiyinweihaizidedongshier,erlaishiyinweixinteng。

zheiwanzhongnalishishenmerenchidedongxi,genbenjiushiyijingzhanglemaoerdemifan。“nipingchangjiuchizheige?”