shiyutingxiazhaihuadedongzuo，bunaifandekanzheta：“wei，woshuo，nishibushixiangtoulan，guyimeihuazhaohuani？”
tashenchushou，yibazhangpaizailangtoushang，dunshi，langerduojintiedaotoupishang，diaoluochuyidabahuisedemaofa。
sizhouyipianjijing，dahuilangmeixiangdao，youyitianjuranyourenleiganduitadongshou，dengfanyingguolaishi，lijixiongsheneshadedingzheshiyu：“xiao，hong，mao!”
taziyaliezui，dadadezuibazhangkai，luchulimianfenglideliaoya。
liaoyashanghaizhanranzhexueji，yijiyafengliyipianrenleideshouzhijiagai，shifenshenren。
zheiyike，xieededahuilangzhongyuluchuletadezhenmianmu。
shiyu：“gansha？toulanhaiburangrenshuoma？”
“nizijipingpingli，gangkaishishibushidayingbangwozhaihuale，xianzaiyougezhongdewenwentituoyanshijian。”
“wohuadoumeizhaiwan，zenmeyouxinqinggennixianliao。”
“suoyizhaiwanzheixiehua，nijiuhuihuidawodewenti？”
shiyuhaobuyouyu：“neidangran。”
“nidoubanglewodemang，womenziranshipengyoule。pengyoujianjiuyaohuxianglejieduifang。”
dahuilangshenxiyikouqi，renzhuyaorendechongdong，fenhendekaikou：“nizuihaoshuodeshishihua，bierangwofaxiannizaishuahuazhao。”
danmu：“jiuming，taigaoxiaole，zheigeshiyudaodishenmelaitou，bujinzhishiguiyimamajitazuofan，hainengrangfanpaidahuilangjitadabaigong，youtadeziliaoma？”
“meiyou，muqianmeicixuanzhongdeshilianzhedoubuqueding，shiyuyigexinren，youmeishenmetebiedenengli，guanfangmeijichudiaochaziliao。”
“neiyourenrenshitama？”
zicongshiyujinruxiaolu，meibeimiyunzhihou，zhibojianjiuyongrudaliangdeguanzhong，zuzushushiwanzhiduo。
guiyideshi，zheimeduorenlimian，meiyigeduitayouyinxiang。
yucitongshi，zheilideqingkuangyezhongyuyinqileyouguanbumendezhuyi。
longguo，yigebujuyanmidefangjiannei，chuanzheshenhuisexifudenanrenjinjindingzhepingmu，limianderenzhengshishiyu。
tachaozheshouxiafenfu：“quchaxiayouguantadeziliao，yaojinkuai。”
“hao。”shouxiarenyiyanzoulechuqu。
……
eryucitongshi，shenzaijingsongyouxilideshiyu，zhongyujiangyanqianyihuatandeyujinxiangquanbujihuohaiwanle。
gangganghaidongrenxinpodedifang，shunjianbiandeguangtutu。
dahuilangleidegouqiang，zhuyaoshiyanqiandexiaohongmaopishieryoudianduo，guangzhaiwanhuabuxing，hairangtafenjian，baneixiepinxiangbuhaodediudiao。
keliantaliangzhilangzhua，benjiubutailinghuo，haidefeiliganzheizhongxizhidehuoer：
“xianzaikeyigaosuwo，niwaipojiazainaleba？”
dahuilangjinjindingzheshiyudeyanjing，feichanghaipatayouchanshengbiedeshenmexiangfa，birubahuabanquanbuluxialaizuogexianhuabingshenmede。
suoxingneiyangdeshiqingmeiyoufasheng。
“dangran。”shiyuxiaozhehuida，taduidahuilangdebiaoxianhaishihenmanyide，bujieyibadongxigaosuduifang。
shiyufushuleyibianlinzoushi，guiyimamagaosutadewaipoweizhi。
“好。”
dahuilanggaoxinghuaile，dangchangtiaoleqilai，yibengbengchuliangmigao。
congmeiyounayici，xiangjintianzheiyangrangtajidong。
daandoushitazijiyonglaodonghuanlaide，youzhonggaisidemanzugan。
jiuzaitazhuanshenzhunbeilikaishi，yizhendafengguaguo，zaijiashangdahuilangzazahuhudetiaoqi，daidonglezhouweideqiliu。
shiyutoushangdemaozi，zhijiebeichuileqilai。
dahuilanglengleyimiao，dengfanyingguolaihou，xunsuxiangneidingmaozipuqu。
yizhinenbaidexiaoshou，chuxianzaikongzhong，zaitapudaozhiqian，xianyibuzhuazhuleyufumaodemaoyan。
danmu：“zenmehuishi，dahuilangdetaiduweishenmeturanbianle，gangganghaihaoshenghaoqideshuohua，yifugannubuganyandewonangyang，xianzaituranyoubianhuixiongedemoyangle？”
youzhiqiankanguoqitaxiaohongmaoyouxideguanzhonglimachulaijieshi：“shizheiyangde，zaizhenggeyouxili，xiaohongmaoshiguanchuanqianhoujuqing，zuizhongyaodedaoju。wanjiazhiyaoshoulinazhexiaohongmao，wulundahuilangzaizenmebugaoxing，zaisenlinlimiandoubuhuizaodaogongji。
fouzedahuilangzhijiezailushangbawanjiachilejiuxing，haiganmafeiliqusenlindelingyibian？
danruguowanjiameiyoushounazhe，shidaishangxiaohongmao，zeyouhuiyongyuanzhaibuxialai。
suiranbuzhidaozheitiaoguizezaishiyuzheiliweishenmebushengxiaole，dankeyikendingdeshi，jiuxiangneixiemeiyoujiangmaozidaizaitoudingdewanjiayiyang，jiexialaidahuilanghuiyonggezhongfangfaduozouneidingmaozi。”
guoran，zaizheiweiguanzhongdehuagangjieshu，pingmuli，dahuilangdongle，tayiyizhongyouhongdeyuqi，dishengduishiyukaikou：“haohaizi，kuaibamaozijiwokankan。”
时予：“不给。”
“womenbushipengyouma？haopengyoujiuyaodongdehuxiangfenxiang。nibamaozijiwokanyiyan，jiuyiyan。”
shiyuyanjingguliuliudezhuandong：“neiwoxuanbu，womenxianzaibushipengyoule。”
bushi，zheiyetaibuyaolianleba。
qianyimiaohaigelianghaoni，xiayikejiufanlianburenrenle。
dahuilangyebeishiyuzheizhongfanfuwuchangjiqihuaile，tazhangdazuiba，judadeshentichaozheshiyupuguoqu：
“ganbuji，woxianzaijiuchileni。”
“啪！”
qingcuidebazhangshengxiangqi，dahuilanglianshangduochugehongyin，yidabahuisemaofa“susu”dewangxiadiao，genxiayuside。
shiyu：“nigensheiliangni。”
“zhibuzhidaoshenmejiaowuzhonggeli。nizhangneimechou，haixianggenwozuopengyou？”
“你也配！”
dahuilangwuzhelian，cikedeta，fachuwuwuwudeshengyin，zhijiekule。
taganggangzhishihehuyixiashiyu，zheipiansenlinyouguize，bunengchupengnazhehongmaozidenvhai。
yincitagenbenmeiganzhendequdaren。
yitadexiangfashi，zhiyaozijizheifukepadeshenqupuguoqu，duimianderenkendingshunjianhepodanle，shoumangjiaoluanzhixiashuobudingjiubashoulidemaozidiuchuqule。
budebushuo，tazheigejicehaishiyouxiaode。
zhiqianjiuyouhenduoshilianzhe，zaiweixianbijinshi，xiayishiduobi，congerwangjilehaiyoushoulidemaoziyaozhaogu，zaochenghuihuaihuozhenabuwen。
zheihenzhengchang，renzaizhouranshoudaojinghezhishi，hennanbaochijueduidelengjing。huixiayishibaozhujidetou，hounaoshaodengzhongyaobuwei。
帽子反而顾不上了。
zheishikezaijiyinlidetianxing，wuguancongmingcaizhi。
kesheizhidao，wangchangbaishibailingdezhaoshi，zaijintianjuranshixiaole。
bujinmeiyong，tahaishouhuole“chou”“bupei”dengzheixieshanghaixinlingdepingjia，jitazaochengleyanzhongdexinlichuangshang。
“呜呜呜。”
dahuilangwuzhulian，kuzhepaokaile。
tayidingyaojinkuaigandaowaipojia，tiqianmaifuzaineili，daoshihoujiangshiyusisuile，yikoukoudechixiaqu，rangtatongbuyusheng。
zhiyouzheiyang，cainengjiejintianzijishoudaodebiequ。
弹幕：“……”
“我惊呆了。”
“juranhainengyouzheiyangdecaozuo？diyicijiandaoyourenbadahuilangqikude，yetaishuangleba。”
“zheishiyunalishishazi，fenmingjingdehena，kendingyizhizaizhuangsha。”
“wokanbuyiding，taganggangjuranbawaipojiazhenshidedizhiwanzhenggaosuledahuilang，denghuierzhenchulesenlin，meiyouxiaohongmaodexianzhizhihou，youtayaokudeshihou。”
youxinei，jiejuediaochoudongxidejiuchan，shiyukaixindehengqilege，linzhexiaozhulanjixuchaowaipojiazouqu。
“你好厉害呀。”
zhinendetongshengxiangqi，shiyuditouchaozhejiaoxiakanqu，shiganggangzailukouyujiandeneizhixiaosongshu，zhengshuaizheweibachaozijimaimengni。
shiyuzuixihuanmaorongrongdedongxi，talikebaxiaosongshulinleqilai，fangzaihuailigezhongrounie。mole，youquxirenjiadelianjia。
俗称：“吸鼠。”