第1章
shengxia，lieridangtou，yejiabieshulichuanlainvhaidididekusheng。
yigedabandeyongronghuaguidenvrenyibianhongzhehuailidenvhai，yibianbunaifantaimei，duizheyenanzhidandandao：
“nijiranzhidaole，neijiudadudian，yunroushi**mei，zongbunengweilegenanrenhemeimeiguobuqu，**meixihuanchengjing，zheihunyuejiurangjitaba。”
yenanzhimianwubiaoqingkanzhemianqiandeyiqie，zhengzaixiaohuanaohailiputiangaididejiyi。
她只觉得荒谬。
tabenshizhenguogongfuyeshidizhangnv，jingchengguinvzhishou，qinqishuhuayangyangjingtong，shouduanxinjiyebuxunse，jingcaijueyan，mingmantianxia。
sheizhiyijuexinglai，jingranchengleyuzijitongmingtongxingdeyejiazhenqianjin。
zheiweizhenqianjinpobushoudaijian，ershinianqian，youyutahejiaqianjinyeyunroudoushixiyouxuexing，beianpaizaitongyigebingfangli，jiucijiaohuanlerensheng。
liangnianqian，yinweijiaqianjinshengbing，xuyaoyigesuijiaosuidaodexuebao，yejiabianxiangdaoletazheigediuqileshibaniandenver。
zhenqianjinhuijiabianzaolengyan，zumujinggaotaqiemoyujiaqianjinzhengqiang；xiongzhangjinggaotawanbunengxincunjidu。
fumuyeqitarubilv，gaogaozaishangxuanbu：yunrouzaiwomenshenbianyangleshibanian，burujiangcuojiucuo，nianfenxie，bayejiaqianjindetouxianrangjitaba。
zhenqianjinzhuyongrenfang，chijiaqianjinbuyaodeshengfan，chuanjiaqianjinbuyaodeyifu，jinxiaoshenwei，buzhengbuqiang，qidaiyouchaoyirifumuxiongzhangnengjienata。
jieguojintian，zhenqianjinfaxiantatanleliangniandenanpengyouhejiaqianjinshuangshuangpitui，zhongshichengshoubuzhu，yimingwuhu，yushiyenanzhilaile。
“henishuohuanitingjianmeiyou？”
guifuqingqingcumei，xianqizheigenvershangbudetaimian：
“nanzhi，zuorenkebunengzheimezisi，ruguobushiyunrou，nixianzaihaizaixiangxiadangcungu，yunroubuqiannide，faneryinweinidecunzaichenglejiaqianjin，niyaoshihaiyouliangxin，jiubugaiqiangtadedongxi！”
“yunrouhechengjingtianzaodishe，youshiqingmeizhuma，doushiyinweinilaile，tamenyouqingrencaibeipofenkai，nandaonisihaobujuedekuijiu？！”
yeyunrouyanshenshanguoyisideyi，lianshangqueweiquyouxiaoxinyiyi，fangfoyiduojianrendexiaobaihua：
“ma，meiguanxide，chengjingneimehao，jiejiebuxiangrangyehenzhengchang，shiwomeiyouzheigefuqi......”
“biehushuobadao，nikeshiwomenyejiadefuxing！”
guifuhongwanyeyunrou，cailenglengdandansaoxiangyenanzhi：“tingjianlema，qiao**meiduodongshi。”
“bamabushibuxintengni，dan**meixihuan，burujiangcuojiucuo，duiwaixuanbushuoyunroucaishichengjingdeweihunqi。nizheigezuojiejiedenengbunengdadudian，rangrangtabuxingma？”
yenanzhihuixiangqizheihunyue。
songjiaheyejialiangnianqiandingxialelianyin，songchengjingyibianzhuiqiuzhenqianjin，yibianchuguijiaqianjin。
jintiantamenguyizaizhenqianjinfangjianlitouxing，quebeitonglaizuokedechengshaoyefaxianle，yushiyeyunroujiukaishiyikuernaosanshangdiao，bitabahunyue‘rang’chulai。
......zhenshigaoxiao，jiuyituoshi，haizhengshangle？
buguojiranbita‘rang’chuhunyue，zongyaohaiyixiebiededongxihuilaiba。
zhenqianjinhuirenqitunsheng，takebuhui。
宅斗，她最拿手了。
yenanzhiweiweiyixiao：“muqinshuodedui，meimeixihuandedongxi，wozheigezuojiejiedeshigairang。jiranruci，qingwenmeimeishenmeshihoubandaowodefangli？”
zhuangkudeyeyunrouturanweiquqilai，yankuanggenghong，kanyenanzhideyanshenquedaizhetiaoxin：
“jiejie，nizheishishenmeyisi，womenmingmingzaishuohunyue，nicheshenmefangjianya，sheiyaozhunideyongrenfang？”
叶南枝轻轻勾唇。
蠢货。
“dangranshiweilejiangfangjianrangjimeimei。”taguzuoyihuo：“nandaomeimeibuxihuanwodefangjian？”
yeyunrouxiangyebuxiang：“wodangranbu......”
“jiranbuxihuan，weishenmeyaohesongchengjingzaiwodefanglishangchuang？”
yenanzhiwaitou，haosizhendezaiyihuo：“zongbunengshiyinweibuyaolianba？”
周围安静了两秒。
yefurenliansemengdifabai，dangjixunchi：“niyigenvhaizizenmenengbashangchuangzheizhonghuaguazaizuibian！ji**meidaoqian！”
“buranshuoshenme？”yenanzhiheitongyouyou，chunbanweizhang：“jiaopei？”
yeyunroukushengyidun，beizheilianggezi**dechadianpoyin：“ni——”
yenanzhibujibuxudaduan，zhangkonglesuoyoujiezou：
“womingbaimeimeishenfenzungui，zhubudeyongrenfang，keruoshichuanchuqu，muqindasuanzenmejieshitamenzaiwofangzhongwumeigouhe？”
“wodaoshiwusuowei，danzhipameimeihuimianshangwuguang。haiburujiangcuojiucuo，duiwaixuanchengneiyongrenfangbenjiushimeimeidefangjian，tazaifangliheweihunfugandianshenme，sheiguandeleni。”
tamanyouyoudishuowan，yaozhongle‘jiangcuojiucuo’sigezi。
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客厅顿时一片死寂。
yeyunroukushengyidun，mengdidengdayanjing，zheige**zenmebiancongmingle！
talimazhuantoukanxiangyefu：“ba，wobu......”
“songjiashibainianshijia，zhuzhongmingsheng，woyeshiweilemeimeizhexiang，meimeibujieshouwodehaoyijiusuanle。”
yenanzhiqingpiaopiaodaduan，lvlelvtoufa：“fanzhengzuihoujiarusongjiadeyebushiwo，beixianqibiyideziranyebushiwo。”
yefuchengliansefachen，zheihuazheshichuozhongletaderuanlei。
songjiabuhuiyaoyigemingshengbuhaodeerxifu，zheishimanxialaidaohaihao，manbuxialai，chuanchuleyunrouguyizaijiejiefanglihejiefushangchuangdechouwen，yunrouzheibeizijiubiexiangrusongjiademenle。
talikedadingzhuyi：“yunrou，nixianzaijiuhenanzhihuanfangjian。”
“爸？！”
yeyunroudengdayanjing，yanquanfanhong，yilianshoushang，shengyindoudailegengyan：“hao，woban，douguaiwobuyinggaichuxian，jiejiemaiyuanwoyeshiyinggaide。”
zheigexiangbalaojingranganqiangzoutadefangjian，jitadengzhe！
yenanzhitiaomei，zhenchenbuzhuqia。
tazuixihuanzheizhongbashenmedouxiezailianshangdechunhuole。
xinmanyizu，yenanzhiyelandekanbailianhuazuoxiuyanxi，“neiwoxianshanglouqule。”
yenanzhizouhou，yefurenchongyefuchengmaiyuandao：
“nikankantazheishishenmetaidu？woshitama，hainengbuxintengtama？tazenmezongbayunroudangchouren？yunrouqiantale？！”
yeyunrouweiqudipujinyefurenhuaili，wuwutongkuqilai。
yefuchengfangdishengyinshuo：“yunrou，babuhuiweiqunitaijiu，nihaohaozhunbeimingtiandeyanhui，jushuosongjiadeneiweiyehuilai......”
yeyunrouhanleigengyan：“zhendemababa？”
“dangranshizhende，dengnichenglesongtaitai，xiangyaoshenmeyangdefangjianmeiyou？”yefuchenganwei：“xianzaizuizhongyaodeshinidemingsheng。”
yefuchengshuode‘neiwei’shisongchengjingdexiaoshu，songjiuye。
suiranzhibisongchengjingdalesansui，danyijingshizhenggesongjiadezhangquanren，zaianchengjihuzhishouzhetian。
ruguotashoukenleyunrouhechengjingdezheizhuanghunshi，haiyousheiganzhihuiyunroubugoumingzhengyanshun？
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门外。
liangdaorenyingzhengzaiguangmingzhengdaditouting。
faxiansongchengjingchuguideneiweichengshaoye，cikezhengmozhexiaba，baisibudeqijie。
doushuoleshijisongjiashaoyeheyejiazhenqianjindingxiadehunyue，pianpianyejialimaohuantaizi，qitusonggejiaqianjinjinmen，songjiadamenshizheimehaojinde？
chengjinhaoqiwenshenbianren：“songjiuye，nizenmekan？”