第3章 打脸来的太快!

yesuyamunvzuibiandexiaorongshunjianninggu,youqishiqiaomina,xinlimanshijingcha。

tabushiyinggaibeidixiajiubaderenkouliuzhuleme,zenmehuituranhuilaile?

yingzheliangrenjingyademuguang,qiaoyiyiyinchenzhelian,yigejianbuchongguoqu,“pa!”deyisheng,henhendeshuaileqiaominayigeerguang,dadetadiedaozaidi,helezhongrenyidatiao。

“xiaosandenverguoranhaishixiaosan。dangniannimabujinhouzhelianpilaizaiwojiaershinian,haiwuchidegouyinwoba,haidewomahanhenerzhong,xianzai,niyoujiyuwodehunshi,yongzheizhongxiazuodeshouduanpohaiwo。kuidewoyiqianyizhibanidangchenghaoguimi,wozhenshixialeyan!”

qiaoyiyizhizheqiaominanuchiyisheng,xinlifennuyouhuihen。

yesuyayiqianshiqiaoyiyimamidehaoyou,mamikantakelian,bujinzizhutawanchengxueye,haizaitaweihunxianyunhoushouliuta,meixiangdao,yesuyajingransidixiagouyinbaba,mamiyisi,tamashangjiudengtangrushi,xianzaitanveryouduitazuochuzheizhongshiqing,zhenshiyiduiedudemunv。

yesuyajimanghuzhunver,hendengzheqiaoyiyinuchi:“qiaoyiyi,nifengleme,yijinmenjiudanimeimei,haishuochuzheizhonghualai!”

“nimenhaizhenbawodangshazime?bieyiweiwobuzhidao,zaiwozuijiuhoubawosongdaodixiajiubaderenshiqiaomina。”qiaoyiyinaonudefanji。

qiaominawuzhehongzhongdelianjia,yilianweiqudekuqi:“jiejie,shenmedixiajiuba,wozhendebuzhidaonizaishuoxieshenmea?”

zhengchaojian,qiaofuqiaoshengnanyinchenzhelianzoujinlaihechi:“daxiderizi,chaoshenmechao?”

jiandaota,yesuyalimaditouyaoposhouzhi,bashouzhishangdexuemozaiqiaominadeetoushang,ranhoujiaxingxingdedakuqilai:“qiaoshengnan,nikankanta,doubaminadadeliuxuepoxiangle!wozaizheigejialishouleershiniandeqiyejiusuanle,wonverhaizheimebeitaqifu,wohuozhehaiyoushenmeyisi,wohaiburusilesuanle!”

tazhuanshenyaoquzhuangqiang,yipangdeyongrenhuangmangqulazhuta,jumianyipianhunluan。

qiaoyiyijianciqingxing,lianseyinchenxialai,zheiduiexindemunvyoukaishiyanxile。

qiaoshengnanbenlaijiubudagaoxing,beiyesuyamunvzheimeyinao,dunshinuhuofanyong,zhizheqiaoyiyinuma:“nizheigeninv,niwanshizongtaohunjiusuanle,haituranpaohuilaiqifunijimu,danimeimei,zhenshifanletianle。”

tanaqiyipangdejimaodanzizhengyaochoudaqiaoyiyi,buxiang,qiaoyiyixunsudecongbaobaolinaqiyidiewenjianhaobukeqidezhijieshuaizailetalianshang。

qiaoshengnanyijing,naqineidiewenjianyikan,neishiyifendixiajiubadejiaoyiweituoshu,wenjiandeluokuanrenjingranshiqiaomina。

“zheishiwozuotianwanshangcongdixiajiubadejinglineilinonglaidewenjian,nizixidekankanba,kanwoyoumeiyouyuanwangta。”qiaoyiyilengzhelianshuo。

zuowantayiyeweigui,shiyinweidanxinqiaominahuidilai,suoyixiangbanfaqunazhengjule。

qiaoshengnancongcongkanwanjiaoyihetong,zhengzhangliandouniuquqilaile,taqinaodebahetongrengzaiqiaominashenshang,zhiwen:“zheishinizuodeme?”

qiaominakanleyanhetong,xinxudefouren:“bu,bushiwo,zheiqianmingyidingshiweizaode。”

“haiganfourenshime?!”

qiaoyiyicongkoudailinachucongdixiajiubajinglineilinonglaideyizhiluyinbi,fangchuluyin。

dangluyinbilichuanlaiqiaominahejiubajinglijiaotandeshengyinshi,zaichangderendouchileyijing。

jingranzhendeshitabaqiaoyiyidaidaoledixiajiubali!

qiaoshengnannaonudeyibazhangshuaizaiqiaominalianshang:“nijingranzuochuzheizhongshiqing,tairangwoshiwangle!”

qiaominabeifanudeqiaoshengnanhehuaile,huangmangkuzhexiangyesuyaqiujiu。

yesuyazhengxiangtiqiaominabianjie,yigeyongrencongcongzoujinlaibingbao:“xiansheng,furen,hunlishijiankuaidaole,gujianeibianzaicuile,ruguodanwulejishi,gujianeibiangujihuishengqi。”

yesuyayiting,ruyujiumingdaocao,huangmangshuo:“shengnan,nizaishengqiyebunengdanwujishia,haishiganjinbaminasongquhunliba,gujiawomenkedezuibuqi。”

qiaoshengnanlianliandiantou,likefenfurenbaqiaominafuqilai,zhunbeisongtachumen,quebeiqiaoyiyilanzhule。

“gujiayaodexinniangzishiwo,nimenbayigeruciedudenvrensongguoqu,nimenjuedegujiarenhuijieshoume?”qiaoyiyilengchaozheshuo。

qiaominaqidetiaojiao:“nizijibuxiangjia,hailanzhewozuoshenme?”

qiaoyiyilenghengyisheng,yinchenzhelianfanbo:”woshibuxiangjia,danwogengbuxiangbianyileni,ganjinbahunshatuoxialai,yaoburan,gujiaguaizuixialai,nikedandaibuqi。”

yesuyabuxiangnveryudingjihaomencuoguo,huangmangjiansuankebodezhizeta:“nitiantianheyiqunbusanbusiderenhunjizaiyiqi,zaojiubuganjingle,xiangnizheizhongnvren,genbenbupeijiarugujia。”