第3章 你就那么缺男人吗?

“haixiangzhaojiekou,ng?”shangqiyushangqianyibu,mouguangshenchen。

yushengbuyoudituileyibu,houbeidishanglebinglengdeqiangbi,tajinghuang,“shangxiansheng,nibiezheiyang。zuowanzhenbushiwo!wobuzhidaonizaishuoshenme。”

shangqiyutingwan,weiweipiantou,mouguangluozaitabaizhongtoufendeerchuishang。

taliaolebochun,congkudoulihuanhuanmochuyizhizhenzhuerzhui,fangzaitadeerchuishangyibi,“zheishinideba?diaoleyizhi。”

yushenglenglengdidingzhenanrendedongzuo,huxishaoshaoyizhi,taxiayishidishenshouqumo,guoran,diaoleyizhi。

tashenxilekouqi,taimouchaozhenanrenkanguoqu,“shangxiansheng,zheibingbunengzhengmingshenme,bijingzheikuanerdingshijinniangangchudebaokuan,henduonvhaizidouhuiyou。”

shangqiyuzhouqimeitou,shentiqianqing,diletou,duishangtaneishuanglianyandexingmou,chileyisheng,“yusheng,nizheizhangzui,zhenbutaoxi!”

“shangxiansheng,nizhenderencuorenle。”yushengwulididao。

tabuxianggenzheiyangdenanrenyouqianche,zuowandeshi,cuolejiusuanle,xiacitabuhuizaifan。

tabuxiangmujingheng,keyihunneichuguideneiyanglisuodangran。

shangqiyudashouanzhuletadejian,yuqichenlexialai,“yusheng,wobuzhiyufenbuqingwoshangderenshishei。nikeyibuchengren,danshiwozhidao,zuowanjiushini。”

yushengyaochun,youxienankan,tuikailenanrendedashou,zhuanshenjiukuaibulikai。

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pianke,shangqiyuzhoumei,chuishouyouzhongxindianshangleyizhiyan,shouzhijiandexinghuo,yingshejinletaqiheidetongrenzhong,tachixiaolesheng。

yushenghuilebaoxiang,zuolinanan,youxiehaipashangqiyuhuihuilai。

tasuanshidezuitaleba,shibushizheigexiangmuyexiwangmiaomangle?

raner,dengdaofanjujieshu,shangqiyudoumeiyouzaijinlaibaoxiang,yushengshulekouqi。

qishenlikaideshihou,luxiaoxiaozhewenleju,“yuxiaojie,genwomenshangzonghenshu?”

yushengganga,xiaolexiao,“busuanshu。”

luxiaoxiaozhediandiantou,neixiaorongliduolejifentanjiu。

heruantanglikaidelushang,ruantangbaguadiwenta,“asheng,nijurangenshangxianshengrenshi!zenmedoumeitingnishuoguo?”

yushengkaozaizuoyishang,youxiepibei,xianleyanpichaozhetakanqu,tazongbunengshuo,zuowangangshuiguodeba?

“zuowanzaiyanhuishangjianguoyimian。”

ruantangtanlekouqi,“yuanlaihaizhiwangzhenigenshangxianshengzheidianguanxi,naxiadezheigexiangmuni!caigangrenshia,yenanguaigangcailujinglineimewennile。”

yushengsongjian,“shoushounidexiaoxinsiba,zongbunengmeicidoukaoguanxinaxiangmu。”

“说得也是!”

lushangjishideyiliangbinlichenei。

luxiaochaozhehoubiankanleyan,sixiaofeixiaodikaikouwen,“ayu,nigenneiyuxiaojieshenmeguanxi?yiqianyemeijianniyouguojiechu。”

shenweishangqiyudepengyou,luxiaokeshizaipangkandeqingchu。

zheimeduonian,yizhijieshenzihao,shenpangzhigenzhegemubuxiangdeerzi,haizhenmeijianguotaduinagenvrenganguoxingqu。

shangqiyuweiweitaiyan,“buguannideshi!”

“neixiangmuyaozhijiejimushime?”luxiaochuileshengkoushao,suikoudiwen。

“buyong!”shangqiyutaishouenleenmeixin,youkaikoubuchong,“yiqieanzheliuchenglai。”

luxiaotiaotiaomei,niutouchaozhenanrenkanqu,buhuaihaoyidixiaolexiao。“ayu,zhuinvrenzheidiannijiuburuwole,zenmeyang?xuyaowojinibubukema?”

shangqiyukanxiangta,qingqibochun,“tayihun。”

“……“luxiaozuijiaochoulechou,hehe,zhuiyoufuzhifu,tahaizhenmeijingyan。

……

wanshang,yushengxiabanhuilemujia。

gangdaomenkou,jialideyongrenlishenbianyingleshanglai,“shaonainai,huilaileya!”

yushengdiandiantou,bianchaolizouqu。

caigangjinmen,jiutingjianleyishengyanlidezhiwen,“nizuowanqunalile?”

是她的婆婆,宁岚。

“妈……”

ninglanbuxiedikanletayiyan,lengchi,“tingnizheimejiaoyisheng,wojiuduozheyinianshou。nishuoshuoni,nengbunengbaxinsiduofangdianzaijinghengshenshang?yebuzhidaotazheshenmemole,sihuobukenlihun。”

yushengcongbaideshouzhizuanjinleyousongkai,qishitayexiangzhidaoyuanyin,weishenmetazheimetaoyanta,queyizhibukenlihun。

“xinglexingle,nijiubiezaiwomianqianaiyanle。qudadianhuajijingheng,rangtahuilaichifan!”ninglanlengheng。

yushengdiandiantou,shangloufangxiabao,sicunlepianke,jimujinghengdaledianhua。

tongle,buguoxianglejishengjiubeiguaduanle。

yushengqiaozheanxiaqudeshoujipingmu,momingdiyouxieshanggan。

tabuzhidaoshinalichulewenti,hunqian,mujinghengdaitaqishihenbucuo,burantabingbuhuicaiershidenianji,jiuzaozaodijiata。

zhishitayongleyichanghongdongquanchengdehunliquleta,hunhouqueqitarubilv。

shoujicaigangfangxia,fangjiandemenjiubeirencongwaimianchuaikai。

yushengheleyitiao,mangniutouchaozhemenkoukanqu,shimujingheng。

tayilianfennudidingzhetakan,qiheidetongkongchendeheren。

yushenghoutuilebanbu,yaodishangleshuzhuangtai,takanzheyibubuchaozhezijizoulaidenanren,yishijinghuangwubi。

tagenmujinghengyixiangdoushifenfangshuide,tagengbuhuichuxianzaitadefangjianli。

zhishizheihuier,yushengyouxiebudaqueding。

tayouxiexinxu,napaxianbeipanhunyindeshita——

“你怎么来了?”

mujinghenghuanhuanzouguolai,mouguangbinglengdidingzheta,“mashuonizuowanyiwanmeihuijia,shiquzuoshenmele?”

yushengtaitou,simuxiangdui,tahuranjuedeyouxieleng,“nibuyeyiwanmeihuijiama?”

“yusheng!woshizaiwenni!”mujinghengbuyuediningmei。

yushengtakanzhemianqianmeiyanyingjundenanren,hongchunqingmin,shudixiaole,“jingheng,lihunba——”

tingdaoneilianggezi,mujinghengdunshibaotiaorulei,henhendidengta,“bizui!xiangyaolihun,chufeiwosi。fouzezheibeizinidoubiexiang!”

“zheiyangkunzhebiciyouyisima?jingheng,niwodoubushixiaohaizile。biezheimeyouzhihaobuhao?”yushengjingjingdikanzheta。

tayibianxianqitazang,danshiyibianyousihuobukenlihun。

“yaolihunshima?shiwomeimanzuni,nijimolema?yusheng,nijiuneimequenanrenma?”mujinghenghongleyan,yibazhuaiguoyushengdegebo,jiuwangchuangshangshuaiqu。

yushengdajing,zhengzhazheyaoqilai。

nanrendedashouqueanzhuletadejian,laolaodibatakunzaishenxia,lengxiaozhedixiatouqu,“wozheijiumanzuni!”