第1章 睡了个“少爷”(2097字)

hanshuyuejiaobuxufudifuzheqiang,diediezhuangzhuangdiwangqianpao,zuilihanhubuqingdishuozheyingwen,tatoufalingluan,yishanbuzheng。

“help……anyonehere?”

hanshuyuezaibaoxianglibeimadingyishengguanlebushaojiu,neilaoselangjingranhaitoutoujitaxialeyao!

tazaikuaiyaobeiqinfanshi,fenlizhengtuo,zheicaitaolechulai。

zouchuqumeiduoyuan,hanshuyueliangtuifaruan,diezuozaidishang。

jiuzaizheishi,yishuangzengliangdepixietingzaitadeyanqian,hanshuyuefangfokandaolejiuxing。

tayibazhuazhuduifangdejiao,dishengqiuzhu。

“help……”

lairendunxiashenzi,batafuqilai,quezaikanqinghanshuyuedelianshi,zhengzhule。

“你怎么在这?!”

hanshuyuedenaoziyijinghundunyipian,tashixianmilididingzhejinzaizhichidelianpang,quezenmeyekanbuqing。

“zhongguoren?jiu……jiuwo……ta……yaozhuilaile……”

nanrenwanghanshuyuedeshenhoukanleyiyan,lianmangfuqita,kuaisushanshenjinlezuijindeyigebaoxiang。

heiandekongjianli,yinyinyueyuenengtingjianwaimiancaozadeshengyin。

hanshuyuehunshenfatang,shentiliyouruyouqianwanzhimayizaikenyao,yangdenanshou。

tadeshentiruanruandiyiweizainanrendehuaili,jinyaozhexiachun,jilikezhizhetineijiangyaopenboerchudemouzhongchongdong。

“嗯……”

nannaidejiaoyinhaishicongtadechunbianyichu,hanshuyuezhuazhenanrendegebo,mianqiangbaochizhanlidezishi。

nanrenchajuedaotadebuduijing,buyoudenamen,“nizenmele?”

hanshuyuedeshengyinjiaomeiwubi。

“wu……wobeirenxialeyao……”

shuohuajian,taneishuangbaixidexiaoshoubulaoshidizainanrendeshenshangsixiadianhuo。

nanrenyibazhuazhutadeshou,“ganshenme?!”

hanshuyuerouruodesangyindaizhejifenkuqiang。

“nanshou……wu……nishibushizheilide‘shaoye’a?”

“bangbangwo……wo、wohuijinizhongdianfeide……zhongguorenbupianzhongguoren……”

heianzhong,nanrenshensuidemomoufanzhexilideguangmang。

kexihanshuyueyijingshenzhibuqing,tagenbenjiuwucongfenbianzheixie,xiangdelejifujikezhengyiyang,zhenggerendoutiezairenjiadeshenshang。

tashenzhitaiqituicengzhenanrendexiabanshen,bumandijiaoshengdunang。

“wu……doushuonanshoule……nidaodishibushinanrena?”

huayingangluo,hanshuyuejiubeinanrenguoruhuaizhong。

“wohuirangnizhidao,wodaodishibushinanren!”nanrenhenshengshuo。

tayongzijidefengyibahanshuyuebaodeyanyanshishi,daizhetalikai。

huisuodeloushangjiushijiudian,jinletaofang,hanshuyuejiupobujidaidichezhenanrendechenshan。

huojihuoliaode,haichediaoleyikeniukou。

jiezhedengguang,tapengzhenanrendelian,shuangjiafeihongdikanlehaoyihuier。

“nizenme……zhangdeneimexiangwonei……gaiside……chulian?”

budengnanrenyousuobiaoshi,hanshuyueyoudianqijiaojian,zhuotangdehongchunyinzaitadebozihesuogushang。

“好难受……”

nanrendetiwenhetadexiangbi,yaobinglianghenduo,zheizhongganjueranghanshuyuerutongjikedelvrenyudaolelvzhou,xiangyaogengduo。

tadezhudongsuoqu,rangnanrenyizhijianshoudedinglishunjianhuaweiwuyou。

hanshuyuedexiababeirenyongliqinzhu,nanrenshengxianjinbeng。

“nikanqingchu,woshishei?!”

hanshuyuenulizhengdayishuangyanjing,yaoxiaokaishifazuo,talianduijiaodouhenkunnan。

“nishi……‘shaoye’a……meishi,wobuxianqini、nishige……shanzhaihuo……”

“唔……”

huayingangluo,hanshuyuejiubeinanrenhenhendiwenzhu。

zheigewenfangruoshanhuhaixiaozhishi,shunjianjiujiangtazuihoudelizhidoucuihuile。

yuanbenjiuzhoubabadechenshan,beidiuzailejiaobiandeditanshang,liangrendeyiwusanluoyidi,yizhiyanshendaoneizhangdachuangbian……

buduoshi,nanrendecuchuanhenvrendejiaoyinjiuzaishineizouxiangleyiqujiaoxiangle。

zheidongjingjihuchixudaotianjifabai,caijianjiantingxia。

hanshuyuezaizhengkaiyanshi,shentifangfobeishenmedongxinianyaguo,nanadouteng。

youqishimouchu,gengshisuantongbuyi,haibansuizhesiliegan。

hanshuyuejiqi,zuowanyouquqiumadingyishengjifuqinzuoshoushu,lao**toutoujitaxialeyao,haizhizoulebaoxianglidepangren。

后来……

tahaoxiangchuailelao**yijiao,jiutaolechulai,haizhaolege“shaoye”bangzijijieyao??

yushilideshuisheng,yipianlangjiedechuangdanshangneiyimohong,douzaitixingzhehanshuyue,tadejiyimeiyouchucuo。

韩舒玥吓得一激灵。

talianmangzhengzhazhexiachuang,qiangrenzheshentidebushi,jianqizijideyifu,shoumangjiaoluanditaoshang。

linzouqian,hanshuyuefankaiqianbao,quefaxianmeiduoshaoxianjinle。

tazheicilaifaguoyijinghuadechabuduo,jiubamianezuidadeneizhang500ouyuanfangzailechuangtoujushang。

shengpa“shaoye”buzhuyi,hanshuyuehaiyongrenjiadeshoujibaqianyazhe。

tingdaoshuishengjiaranerzhi,hanshuyuelinzhebaobao,zhejimanghuangdizoule。

zheihuangtangdeyiye,zuihaodouchenfengzaijiyili……

liangtianhou,hanshuyuehuidaojiangcheng,gangluodijiuzhibenyiyuanqutanwangfuqin。

hushijiandaota,jiubajiaofeiqingdandileguolai。

hanshuyuekanzheshangmiandeshuzi,wanquanbuzhisuocuo。

tajihoumadadianhua,meirenjie,yiliandalehaojicizhihou,zongsuanjietongle。

“wobadeyiyaofeiweishenmebujiao?nizhibuzhidaotaxianzaimeitiandoukaozheixiejinkouyaolaixuming?!”

hanshuyueqideshengyindouzaizhandou。

guoneideyishengshushouwuce,shoushunandutaida,meirenganjie。

burantayongdezheqianlitiaotiaoqufaguoqiuneigelao**??

xianzaimeizhaodaoheshideyejiequanweilaijifuqinzuoshoushujiusuanle,yaoshizaitingyao……

hanshuyuegenbenjiubuganxiang。

houmabinglengdeshengyincongdianhuaneitouchuanlai,“niyiweirujindehanjiahaishiyuanlaideyangzima?!”

“wogaosuguoni,gongsimashangjiuyaopochanle,bieshuonibadetianjiayiyaofei,jiushiwomenzhudeneidongbieshu,yehenkuaijiuyaobeinaqudizhaile!”

hanshuyuedenaoziyipiankongbai,tawanquanmeiliaodao,jialigongsideqingkuangyijingzheimezaogaole。

后妈还在持续输出。

“shudaohusunsan,wozheixietianzhaorendouzhaodejiaotoulanele。nizheida**daohao,zhangzuijiuzhidaoyaoqian,zuijiandankuaisudefangfajiushixiangqinlianyin,nihaimawoshenjingbing!”

“xing,niyounengnaijiuzijixiangbanfa,nibanengbunenghuoxiaqu,jiukannidele。”

hanshuyuegualedianhua,touguozhongzhengjianhushidebolichuang,kandaofuqintangzaibingchuangshangchamanleyiqideyangzi,xinrudaojiao。

zheishitazaizheishishangweiyidezhiqinle,zenmekenengfangqi??

liangfenzhonghou,hanshuyuebolehoumadedianhua,mouzhonghaimengzheyicengshuiqi。

“我同意相亲。”