“……”zhaomingquankanzheshenbianjiaoxiaodeguniang。
“zenme，nijianguoyuqicheme？”jiangyatiaomei。
tadesanguanshoudaoleyicixili，nvrenmeilenanrenxiangyumeilezixingche？
naohailichuxianleyuqichedeyangzi……
“chi……hahaha。”zhaomingquanshizairenbuzhu，menxiaoleqilai。
tayijinghenduonianbuxiaole，danzheixiaotewutaihaowanle，naozilinalaineimeduoqisiguaixiang。
jiangyaganjuezijishoudaolechaoxiao，bagaoleshengxian：“benlaijiushi，qianhegongfenwonengzijizhuan，jiawuwozijizuo，binglewojinyiyuan，nishuonanrenhainengnalaiganma？”
“haidezhiwangwosihoutahetayijiazi，zuihoulaolehaidewoyibashiyibaniaosihoutasongzhong！”
zhaomingquankanzhetazhamao，renjunbujin：“zenmeshuodehaoxiangnijiaguoren，haisihoulenanrenyibeizi。”
jiangyazhilezhi，zhuantouhenhendiyaozherouchuan：“nijiushuoshenbiandabufenrenjiashibushizheiyangba，wozhangleyanzonghuikanba！”
zhaomingquankanzhejiangyaqigugudeyangzi，diaokan：“suoyizheijiushinibuxiangjiarendeyuanyin——nanrenmeiyong？”
jiangyafansitayibenzhengjingxixuezijideyangzi，ehenhendiyaozherou：“benlaijiushi，chulechuangshangshenghaizikenengyouyong，yaonanrenganma……”
huayingangluo，tajiuzhidaozijishuocuolehua。
zhaomingquanyiweishenzhangdituozhexiabaxiaole：“a，dui，neishiyaoyounanrencainengpeihewanchengchuangshangde……renwu，nizhidaobushao。”
jiangyaxiaoyuanlianfeihong，chaotafanbaiyan：“heng，rongdafu，zheishiyixuechangshi！”
zheirendingzheneizhanghaokansiwendelian，yuqiquepiqidaoxieqi，rangtadexinzangdouloutiaoyipai。
shenbianguniangditouxiaqu，nenbaideerduohonghongruanruande，rangzhaomingquanmilemiyan，wuyishidishejiandilexiahoucaoya。
buzhidaoyaoshangqushishenmeweidao。
“wohaiyiweiniheneiweilishujizaitanduixiang，suoyidongbushao。”tachuixiayan，shoulianlexinshen。
jiangyalianselenglexialai：“wohetameitanduixiang，shiwodayijieshaode，wodongshiyinweiwogebideshenershiweishengyuandedafu，woyezhuweishengyuanbianshang，shenerchangdaiwohetahaiziquwan。”
jieshijiushiyanshi，dantashuodeyeshishihua，meipianta。
zhaomingquanbuzhidaoweishenmetingdaotashuomeitanguoduixiang，xinlijingyouyizhongqiguaideshutangan。
tazhuanguolailian，qishenqunaleyifenqiehaodexiguaguolai，dijita：“chime？”
jiangyajingxidikanzheshoulidegua：“ninalilaidegua。”
zhaomingquanzhilezhishanli：“zhongde，lianziranhehuixiang、lajiaodoushizhongde。”
jiangyayiyannanjindikanzheta：“nizaishanlibuhuikenhuangtuotianba。”
“jiuyikuaidi，baozhengshentisuzhibuxiajiang，zugoudegongjishiyaoyoude，bijingkenengyibeizidouyaozaizheili。”zhaomingquansuiyididao。
jiangyaxiangxiangyeshi，butoutouzhongshanli，budalie，tazheijinianpashihennanaoguoqu。
xiafanggaizaofenzishibunengyouziliudide。
“buhuide，nibuhuiyibeizizaizheilide，daochudouzaihuifuzhixu，gaojingji，nihuihuijiade。”jiangyayaoyaotou。
zhaomingquankanzheta，yanshenyouxieshen：“nizheimequedingwohaiyoujihuilikaizheili？”
jiangyarenzhendikanzheta：“yinweiyiqiedouzaihaoqilai，niyoushiyoubenshideren，longbuhuiyizhikunyuqiantan。”
zhaomingquankanzhemianqiandeguniang，xindishuobushangshenmeziwei。
conglaimeiyourenzheimeduitashuoguo，suirantayebuxiangxinzijiyongyuandouhuibeikunzaizheili。
tashidiyigezaitazuidigushi，zheiyangkendingtaderen。
“ji。”tabashoulideguahekaohaodepaigudileguoqu。
jiangyaxiaoyinyin：“xiexierongdafu！”
xiguaqingtianjieni，kaoyerouweidaojihao，goutachidemanzuiliuyou。
zhaomingquankanzhetaxiaoyinyindeyangzi，chuixiamouzi，dandandidao：“womendoujiehunde，neinizongjiaoworongdafu，bierenbuhuijuedeqiguaima？”
jiangyazhengzainaxiaoshuazijiaobanjianghu，wenyanyileng，shide，zheitaishengshule。
takanleyanzhaomingquan，chiyilehaoyihui，caigangayoushitandiwen：“nei……wojiaorongdafuni……ng……zhaonan？haishianan？”
guniangruanhedeshengyinzheimejiaozijimingzi，xiangyizhirongcaoqingqinglveguotaerbiandepifu。
有些痒痒的……
zhaomingquandunledun，mianwubiaoqingdibiekailian：“suibianni。”
jiangyakanzhetaxiuzhanggaotiaodeceying，youxienamen，zheirenzhenshiguguai，zenmeturanyoubanzhelianle。
suanle，dalaomenpiqixinggedoushiguaide。
tahaishixianchichichichi——tianbaozijiduzi！
一个小时后
“nibushishuonihuixunrou？”
zhanzaiyidui“roushan”qian，zhaomingquankanzhejiangyayifuwucongxiashoudeyangzi，weiweicumei。
jiangyatanqi：“baituo，dage，nikankanzheiduiroushan，zuzuwutouyezhua，gouquancunrenshalaichile，woyigerenzenmenenggaodeding！”
xungeshijinbajiujiusuanle，zheikuaishangqianjinroule！
卖都得卖好几天吧？
erqiexunroudeyanhenrongyibeirenkandao。
yeguaitagangcaiemihule，kandaochide，shuohuabuguonaozile。
“neixianzaiyaozenmeban？”zhaomingquanwen。
jiangyarouzhetaiyangxue，xianglebantian：“zuihaodefangfadangranshinengbazheixiezhuroudoumailehuanqian、huanwomenxuyaodepiao。”
zheimeduozhurounenghuanduoshaoqianhepiaoa，dajibaishangqiankuaidaoshou。
danzheishibukenengde，tamenmeiyoubanfakaozijibazheixieyezhuchulihao，yunxiashanjincheng。
“yaomegaosucunzhang，bazhutuoxiaqu，quancunxiaoduifenle，huanrenqing。”jiangyayoushuo。
tahetazheidui‘huannanfuqi’haiyaozaicunlishenghuoyiduanshijian，renqingzhainanhai，cunxiaoduidelehao，duoshaoyaoguniantamenliangyidian。
zhaomingquanchenyinleyihui：“wonengchuliyitouzhu，zheishanlihaiyougemeirenquguodeshandong，keyizailimianxunroububeifaxian。”
jiangyadayanjingyiliang：“neizanmenhainengbaneijitouxiaoyezhuziyangzaishandongli！xuyaodeshihoukeyizuokaoruzhu！”
tadunzaijizhisesefadoudexiaoyezhuzai：“zanmenzijiliuxiayitouzhuhexiaozhuzi，shengxiasitourangcunzhishudaizherentaicunliqu，gangheshi！”
shuoganjiugan，zhaomingquantiaoleyitouyezhu，heshanji、zhangziyiqigancuililuodizaishaqupi，bazhukangdaoleshandongli。
shengxiadezhujiuliuzaiyuandi，namashengshuanzaishushang。
jiangyazaihoutouganzhejitouxiaoyezhuzikantakangzheliangbaiduojindezhuzaiqiqushanlushangchuanxing，rulvpingdi，xiangmeikangdongxiyiyang。
tajianzhitanweiguanzhi，tadaodishizenmedingzheneizhangsiwenjunmeidelian，ganhuoxiangmengzhangfeiyiyang！
daoleshandongli，jiangyahaikanjianleduichaidedifang，haiyoubushaochidedongxi。
tajiuzhidaozheishizhaomingquande“mimijidi”le。
这人太牛了。
dengdaotahezhaomingquanbahuoshaoshang，suoyoudezhurou、zhangziroudoufenqiehaoguashangkai，yijingtianyaoliangle，liangrencaixiashan。
youzhaomingquandailu，xiashankuaiduole。
daoleniupeng，jiangyawenzhezijiyishenzhuxuexingchouhehanwei，jianzhiyaotule。
“woqushaoshui，yiqixixi？”zhaomingquankanzhejiangyaxiaolianzhouqilaideyangzi，wenleyizui。