“chouxiaozi，biejiyezhuangsi，jiwoqilai。”
yipenbinglengdeqingshuicongzhonglisuitoudingjiaoxia，tahuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing。
yanqian，jigenanziqingmiedekanzheziji。
tazuoqilai，toutongderouleroue：“xiaobao，zheishishenmedifang？”
shunjian，zhonglisuinaohaizhongchuanlaiyidaomengdadadeshengyin：“quantianxiazuizuikeaidefenghuangzaizixiaobaodarenzhengzaisouxunjiyi，qingshaodeng……souxunwanbi，chuansongzhong……”
jieshoudaofenghuangzaizichuanlaidejiyi，zhonglisuihunluandesixuqingxileguolai。
zhonglisui，wannianxuezu，chenshuiqiannian，guanjiubeihui，xingminglinweizhishi，linghunbeiyutajiedidefenghuangzaizichouli。
tahuoguolaile，bianchengyigebeiyiniangsongjinzhangfatanggaijiaodetangsheng。
tabenshinvershen，queyinfuqinzhonglishengshuoguoyijuhua。
tashuozijizhixihuanerzi，yezhiyouerzicaiyouzigejichengzhonglifudeyiqie。
suoyizaitachushengzhihou，muqinhuashibiansaleyigemitiandahuang。
congci，zhonglifudaxiaojieye‘biancheng’lezhonglifudedashaoye。
zaitaliangsuineinian，yinianglishidaizheyieryinvdengtangrushi，zhonglishengyulishiliyongyixiezixuwuyoudezuimingbahuashisongzhilaozhaicitangmianzushuzui。
erzhonglisuiyebeisongdaowaizufujia，zhidaoyinianqian，shiersuidezhonglisuicaibeijiehuizhonglifu。
“hehe，feijinxinsi‘sheng’legeerzi，jieguohaishibeidarulenggong，wozheige‘erzi’yebururenjiaqieshidailaideyieryinvjingui，zhenshikexiaoyoukebei！”
jiuzaizhonglisuichushenzhiji，yigetangshengtilezhonglisuiyijiao，yinlideshuodao：“zhonglisui，nidanzibuxiaoa！jingranganjiangcongloushixiongzuixihuandeyuqinshijienongkule，nishixiangsihaishibuxianghuole？”
zhonglisui：“……”youqubiema？
zhaoconglouqiaozhegeerlangtui：“wudongxi，nishimeichifanma？dalebantian，renhaishihuoboluantiaode，jiwojixu！”
“shishishi，congloushixiongfangxin，jintianwomenyidinghuihaohaozhaohu……a！”
huashuoyiban，wudongxiturantongdejianjiaolianlian。
zhonglisuibuzhiheshizhanleqilai，yijiaotizaiwudongxidekudangxia。
zhongrendunjuemoudangyizhenjuteng，baokuozuozaiyipangshuashuaidezhaoconglou。
“feiwu！”zhonglisuiyoushiyijiaotichu，wudongxibeitifeile，ranhoutangzaidishangbuzhisihuo。
zhonglisuikanzheneijigenanzi，zuijiaogouleyimohudu：“yigeyigelai，haishiyiqishang？”
“zhonglisui，nizaizhaosi，jiwoshang，dasita。”zhaoconglounuhoudao。
jigetangshengchongleguolai，zhonglisuizuijiaoyangqiweixiao，biaoqingsihuzaishuo：yiqunruoji！
taxianzaisuiranzhishifanchenzhiqu，danhaodaiyeshiwannianxuezu，takebushiyiqianneigezhonglisui，shenmerendounengqidaotoushangsaye。
……
zhangfatang，xuanjingxueyuanmenxiashelideyigedulitangjiao。
danfansongdaozhangfatangdetangshengdoushixuanjingxueyuandedaodanwang，daduoshifanleyuanguibeisongdaozhangfatanggaijiaode。
zheixiang，shoudaoxiaoxi，wuzhijiaoyuyigeqingyijinfudenanzicongcongganlai，zhijiandishangtangzheyiduiren。
吴执教一脸懵逼。
shuohaodezhonglisuiyisini？
zheibushihaoduanduandezhanzaineilima？
fandaoshi‘dasiren’dezhaoconglouyizhong，gegelianqingbizhong。
“jiujiu，jiuminga！”zhaoconglousesefadou，yijiandaoqingyijinfudenanzibianchongleguoqu。