yuguihuabushuohuale，tayexintengqian。
zheibian，jiangzhaodizhibenzhongzidian。
tayaokankanzijidejinshouzhiyoumeiyougenguolai。
maileshiduozhongbutongdezhongzi，talaidaomeirendedifang，jiangzhongzifangzaizhangxin，bishangyanjing，yongxinganshouzhongzisanfachulaidewenduhenengliang。
ruoshiyourenkandao，yidingjingyabuyi。
cikedejiangzhaodishenshangsanfachubaisedeguangmang，pumanshizidedishangjingpingkongshengchuhuahuacaocao，weiraozaitazhouwei，qinnididoudongzheyezi，cengcengtadexiaotui。
baiguangsanqu，zhangxindezhongziyijingxiaoshi，jiangzhaodiyekandaoleneipianshuxidekongjian。
还好，金手指还在。
eryishizhongdekongjian，zeshizhiwushengzhangdelingdi。
limianzhongxiadezhongzi，huibiputongshijiezhangdegengkuaigengda，chengshuhougenghaochi。
chuanyuezhiqian，jiangzhaodizaikongjianzhonglebushaolingzhirencan，keximeiyougenguolai。
yetanbushangnanguo，zaishiwuduanquedebashiniandai，youkongjianzhongdelingdi，jiuxiangdangyuyouleshengcundebenling。
youleqian，jiangzhaodiziranbuhuikuidaiziji，conglushanglanleyiliangniuche，yongsankuaiqianrangtajiangzijisongdaoqianjindadui。
neidashutouhuijianlianludoubuyuanzouderen，quanlejiju，nvwazibuting，tayeledezhuanzheigejiaochengqian，zhishouleyikuai，lehehedijiaojiangzhaodizuozaihoutou，haitiexindipushangruandian。
jiangyouzhongfufudebaozimaiwanhou，jieshangqitazaocandiandelaobandousonglekouqi，shengyiyejianjianhuifuzhiqiandemoyang。
倒霉的只有姜老二。
tatushengshi，yizhixiantiqianyiwanjiangbaozizhengshu，zaoshangshaoweirerejiunengmaile。
pingshidajiahainengjiangjiu，kejintianjianshidaoleshenmejiaoshenxianbaozi，zaichitajiade，jiujuedebujinrenyi。
zheiyizaoshang，jianglaoerjiumaichuqugangkaishineiershilaigebaozi。
tadelianseyuelaiyuehei，xinlizaojiujiangjiangyouzhongmachuankongle。
jiangmengyeji，youdao：“die，zheiyangxiaqubuxing，zandeduijiamai，nengmaiyidianshiyidian。”
“siyatou，zheihaiyongnishuo！”jianglaoercuileyikoutuomo，tuisangzheta，“ganjinquxiepai！”
jiangmengxinzhongjizanzhenongnongdeyuqi，ditouyongsuifazhezhuyanfan，daizheqixiexia“jintianbaozijunbanjia”jigezi，fangdaomenkou。
yiqishen，jiujianjiangzhaodiyouxiandizuozainiucheshang，kanyangzishixianghuiqu。
tayanjingyiliang，taijiaozhuishangqu，yangshenghanzhe，“zhaodi，dengyixia！zhaodi！”
dashujuedeshengyinlitazheieryuelaiyuejin，yibianganzheniu，yibianshunzheshengyindefangxiangkanqu，“nvwazi，zhaonide？”
jiangzhaodizhezhetaiyang，yonglandiyaoyaotou，“burenshi。”
huayingangluo，jiangmengjiuzhuileshanglai，qichuanyuyudigenzainiuchepangbian，yangtoukanxiangjiangzhaodi。
buzhishibushicuojue，tazongjuedeyihuibujian，zheijianrenhaoxiangbianbailedian，pifugenghaole，yijingyinyinyouleqianshideyangzi。
buxing！jiangzhaodijueduibunengbitaguodehao！
chuiyanyanqumoudidejidu，zaicitaiqitou，jiangmengrengshiyifudanchundemoyang，“zhaodi，nizabuyingwoya？”
dashutingxianiuche，“wa，shizhaonide。”
“meishishu。jixuzouba，woganshijianni！”jiangzhaodixiaomimidiyingzhe，queshizhongdangtabucunzai。
jishibeiwushi，jiangmengmianshangquemeiyouyisiganga，yibiangenzheniuchezou，yibianyuqitiantiandizhuiwen。
“zhaodi，niganggangganmaquleya？xianzaishiyaohuijiama？”
tabuzhidaoqianshijiangzhaodishiruheqijiade，danzhiyaodedaoyidianxiansuo，xiangxinyitadenenglijiyanguang，zuodeyidingbuhuibizheijianrencha。
nazhijiangzhaodiyijiubulita。
jiangmengzuanlezuanquantou，yanzhongyichuleishui，shengyinyouxiegengyan。
“zhaodi，nibieshengwoqile，kewokaolediyiming，haijiaolexinpengyou，zhishixiangrangdieniangkaixineryi。”
jiangmengshenkelianxixidao，“wobaozhengyihoubuzaijiajiangxuexiaoshi，gengbuhuitinitoudaobeikaichudeshiqing，ni……ninengbunengbuyaobuliwo？”
tashengyinbusuanxiao，chuanruzhongrenerzhong，bushandemuguangfenfenwangxiangjiangzhaodi，gengyouduoshizhirenkaikouzhizetuoma。
jiangmengneixindeyibuyi，zhidengzhezheijianrenjiaojibianjie，zijizaitianyibahuo。
kexile，jiangzhaodisihaobuzaiyibierendexiangfa。
takanzhejiangmeng，yishenbaiqun，suifengpiaodang，haosiyiduorerenlianxidexiaobaihua。
有本事，却够蠢。
zheizaijiangjianeiqunsishengzimianqian，genbenbugoukande。
jiangmengbeitakandefamao，momobianzi，youzhuaizhuaiyifu，“zhaodi，nixiangyaowodequnzima？yebushibunengjini，jiushi……”
“budui。”jiangzhaoditurankaikou，“shu，mafanxiantingyixiaba。”
jiangmengbumingbaitashishenmeyisi，xinxiaqueshiyisong。
“biaoqingbudui，shentixijiemeigenshang。”
qianshitouziguodianshiju，haizuoguoyiduanshijiandaoyandejiangzhaodihaoxinzhidao。
“meitouyinggaizaizhouqiyidian，yanjinglizuihaohandianyanlei，jianbangsongqilai。”
bangjiangmengbaiwanzishi，tazuokankanyoukankan，yaotoutankouqi，“suanle，jiuzheiyangba，jixushuo，taicihaijidema？”
bashiniandaichu，suirandianshihaimeiquanminpuji，danzhenshangwufenzhiyidejiatingyijingmaile，ziranzhidao“taici”shishenmeyisi。
zhongrenshunjianmingbaiguolai，fenfenxiaochusheng。
jiangmengzheicaizhidaozheijianrenshuazhezijiwanni，qidezhiyaoya。
“buyanle？meiyisi。”jiangzhaoditiaomei，shentiqianqing，shenshoupaipaitadeliandan，jugaolinxiadikanzheta，yuqiliangliang，“xuexiaoheqianjiadeshi，gaihaohaosuanyisuanle。”
shuoba，zhongxinzuohuiniuchezhong，“dashu，zouba！”
kanzhetachengzheniucheyouxianyuanqudeshenying，youganshoudaozhouweitoulaideyiyangmuguang。
jiangmengfangfohuidaoleqianshijiangzhaodifengguanghuicun，ertazhengbeiqianjiarenanzainilidadeshihou。
不，她不要！
zheiyishi，tajiangmengbixuchengweirenshangren！
neixindejiduyubuganfengkuangfangun，tashenxiyikouqi，bilebiyan，ruowuqishidilikai。
zheishi，shenhouchuanlaiyidaowenrundenansheng，“jiangtongxue。”
jiangmengzhuanguotou，“zhoulaoshi，ninzenmezaizhei？”
zhoubindaizheyanjing，aiaishoushou，wenyandao：“wolaimaidianliangshi，gangcaineishi？”
“neishiwotangjie，jiangzhaodi，taduiwoyouxiewuhui。”jiangmengyanmoushanshuo，mianshangqueshiyifushiluodemoyang，“zhoulaoshi，ninshibushiyejuedewoshiyigehuaihaizi？”
“zenmehui，laoshilejienideweiren。”zhoubinxiaorongwenhe，momotadetou，kanzhejiangzhaodilikaidefangxiang，mianseyane。