第一章 比社畜还惨的金丝雀

diyizhangbishechuhaicandejinsique

woshizuicanjinsique,baitianzaigongsidangmishu,wanshanghaidesihoujinzhu,ershisixiaoshilianzhouzhuan,lianshengchanduidelvdouzhihuwoneixing。

jiangshijinhendulewo,bujinsiwujidandiyazhawo,haifengkuangjiantawodezizun。

weilezhengqianzhifuwobagaoeyiyaofei,worenle。

babaqushihou,wotichutiqianjiechuheyue,tapiaoliangdetaohuayanmousehuian:“xiangdemei,wozhunbeijiangheyuedeqixiangaichengzhongshenzhi!”

wodajing:neishilingwaidejiage!

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wozuozaixishoujianmatonggaishang,zhengxiangshouzheweishubuduodemoyushiguang,turantingdaomenwaiyourenzaisiwujidanditaolunwo:

“nimenkandaosumishumeiyou?tajintianchuandeneijianchenshanlingkoujurandiaoleyikekouzi!baituo,tayouneimeqiongma?”

“renjiashiguyixuanyaozijibozishangdecaomeiyinhaoba?zhenshigeexindenvren,haoxianghenbudequanshijiederendouzhidaotahejiangzongyouyitui!”

“jiangzongrenzhangdeshuaiqiyouduojin,zenmehuigensumishuzheizhonghuapingnvgaozaiyiqi?”

“tingshuotamendaxueshijiaowangguo,houlaisumishuxianjiangzongqiong,batajishuaile。sumishujiapochan,daochuzhaonanrenqiubaoyang,zhenghaojiangzonghuijiangjia,jiubeitachanshangle。nanrenzuitonghenluoposhipaoqitadenvren,shuoshibaoyang,qishijiushibianxiangxiuruta!”

“duia,wojintiankantamangdejiaobuzhandi,jianzhibiwomenshechuhaishechu!shuotashizuicanjinsiqueyebuweiguoba,hahaha......”

menwaishuodejujushushi,danwozenmezheimebuaitingni?

yaoyanwodezijichuan,bierenchuandewobufangxin。

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wo“peng”deyishengkailemen,zaisangejiaoshegennvtongshijingkongmuguangzhushixiashanliangdengchang。

“meicuo,woshangbanbujinyaoweijiangzongduanchadishui、dayinwenjian、zuohuiyijilu,xiabanhuijiahaidezaichuangshangsihouta,yitianershisixiaoshilianzhouzhuan,lianshengchanduidelvjianledouzhihuneixing!”

jiansangenvtongshiluchuyiyannanjindebiaoqing,wohuafengyizhuan:“ketajideduoa,yinianyiqianwan,nimenyouma?wokannimenzhuanyibeizidouzhuanbudaoneimeduoqianba?yiqunqiongbibuhaohaogongzuo,zaigongsixishoujianluanjiaoshegen!zheimexianzenmebubagongsidematongjishuale?”

dagaishiwodeyangzitaiguoxiaozhang,yigejuanfanianqingguniangzhijiekaidui:“womenshiqiong,danwomenhaodaikaozijidexueshihenenglizhuanqian,naxiangnizheimejianchumaishenti,haizaizheiliyangyangdeyi,zhenbuyaolian!”

woliaoleliaotoufa,chaotawumeiyixiao:“neishiyinweinimenzhangdechou,genbenmeidadaonengchumaishentidebiaozhun,jiushixiangmaiyemeirenmai!”

zheixiatamenpofangle,podafang。

tamenyigegehongzheyankuangqihuhucongxishoujianchongchuqu,haoxiangshouletiandadeweiqu。

zhenhuajiuneimerangrennanyijieshouma?

woduizhejingzizhengliyifu,jingzilichuxianyizhangmingyandelian。

meizemei,meiyoubandianshengqi,xiangyijianpiaoliangdebaishe。

lingkoudiyikekouziqueshidiaole,luchubojingchudeqingziyinji,rangrenbufuxianglianpiandounan。

wotaochuzhexiagao,feikuaidijiangyinjiyangaidiao。

zuowanbeijiangshijinzhetengleyiye,jinzaolianqichuangdoufeijing。yigezaoshangjinganmangan,genbentengbuchushijianlaichulibozishangdezheixieyinji。

jiangshijinbuzhidaoshenmemaobing,meicibushishunjiushiken,haoxiangbuzaiwoshenshangliuxiadianhenjijiubujinxingside。

renjiashijiaoshengguanyangdejinsique,woshilianshechudouburudechuangshangyongpin。

yinianyiqianwan,zheiqianhuogaiwozhuan!

woduizhejingzicandanyixiao:“sujin,nizenmeluodaozheizhongdibu?”

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zaixishoujianlidaideshijiantaijiu,zhulixiaochenlaiqiaomencuicu:“sumishu,jiangzongrangnijinkuaiqutabangongshi!”

“知道了!”

moyushijianxuangaojieshu,wobuqingbuyuandizoujinjiangshijinbangongshi。

tazhengzaikanwenjian,biliangshangjiazheyifujinbianyanjing,yanpidoulandetaiyixia:“bamenguanshang。”

woguanshangmen,gangzhuanshenjiujiantajiangzhaixiadeyanjingfangzaizhuoshang,jingzhichaowozoulai,yishuangpiaoliangdetaohuayanranshanglebukemingzhuangdeqingxu。

woxinzhonganganbumiao,zheishita**......abu,shifanuqiandezhengzhao。

tabawobizhiqiangjiao,muguangjijuqinlvexing:“tingshuonizaixishoujianbaoyuanzijibilvhailei,zenme,dangwoqingrennihenweiqu?”

kee,nagezhangshefuzaijiangshijinmianqiandaxiaobaogao?!

wonulichechuxiaorong:“buweiqu,yidianyebuweiqu!”

“shima?”tasixiaofeixiaodikanzhewo,jiegufenmingdexiuzhangshouzhimantiaosilidijiekaiwodeyikou,shengyinhuiseyinya,“zhengmingjiwokan。”

wodexiaorongshunjianjiangzailianshang:bangongshiplay?neikeshilingwaidejiage!

chajuedaowodekangju,tajunmeiwuchoudelianshangmanshanglebuyue:“zenme,buyuanyi?”

woyaoleyaoya,dianqijiaojianquanzhutabozi,songshangzijidechun。

zheizhongqingkuangzuihaobuyaowunita,fouzehuizaodaogengxiongcandeduidai。

jiangshijinpingrilishiyiguanqinshou,zaizheijianshishangjueduiqinshouburu。

zheihaishiwomendiyicizaibangongshilizuozheimehuangtangdeshiqing。

qingdaonongshi,talengbudinglaileyiju:“sujin,weileqiannihaizhenshishenmedouyuanyigana!”

neichaofengdeyuqiyixiazibawodeyanleibilechulai。

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江时瑾恨毒了我。

zaitazuiaiwodeshihou,wopaoqileta,haishuolehenjuejuedehua。

liunianqiantahaibuxingjiang,shishijiashouyangdeguer,qiongdedingdangxiang,daxueshibushizaiqingongjianxuejiushizaiqingongjianxuedelushang。

dantahenshuai,shineizhongqianwugurenhouwulaizhedeshuai,yizhangjinguiqinglengdelianshangpianpianzhangleyishuangduoqingdetaohuayan,zheizhongyaorenmingdefanchabashijiusuidewomidebuyaobuyaode。

wozhuita,sichanlanda、buzeshouduandizhuita,zhongyutongguobuxienuli,naxialejinrongxizheiduogaolingzhihua。

womenjiaowangdedisannian,wobadegongsipochanle,wocongyigefukediguodeqianjindaxiaojie,lunweishenwufenwendepinqiongnv。

huobudanxing,bujiuhouwobachuchehuobianchengzhiwuren,gaoedeyiyaofeishunjianjiangwodapaxiale。

wohuiguoshenlaidediyijianshijiushiquzhaojiangshijinfenshou。

“weishenme?nibushishuoyaoyibeizigenwozaiyiqidema?”

“neibuguoshishuoshuoeryi。shijin,nijuedeniyangdeqiwozheiyangderenjianfuguihuama?”

tingdaozheihua,tadeyankuangjingranhongle,bochunjiciweiqi,sihuxiangshuoshenme,zuizhonghaishixuanzechenmo。

neishiwodiyicicongtaqinglengshulidelianshangkandaoshangxinyujuedeqingxu。

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babayiyaofeidenantirangwohenkuaijiangjiangshijinpaozhinaohou。

sujiadecaichanquanbubeifayuanpaimai,wozoutouwulu,zhinengdaochuxiangqin,xiwangnengzhaodaoyigebangwochengdanyiyaofeideyouqiannanren。

bijing,chulezheizhanglian,woshizainabuchubiedexiangyangchoumale。

xianshijilewoyijixiangliangdeerguang。

zhenggedichengxianggenwojiehundenanrenliaoliaowuji,xiangbaoyangwodenanrenbibijieshi。

jiuzaiwoyouyuzheyaobuyaoxiangxianshituoxieshi,jiangshijinchuxianle。

bishitayijingrenzuguizong,yaoshenyibianchengweifujiayifangdejiangjiazhangzi。

tadaizhejinbianyanjing,jinyuyouqingleng,haokandeyitahutu。

“sujin,tingshuonizaizhaojinzhu,buruzhaoworuhe?”

wozidonghulvetalianshangyilanwuyudebiyi,bujiasisuodihuida:“hao!”

peisheishuibushipeishui?chongzhejiangshijinzheizhanglian,wobukui!

kuangqiewomenyouganqingjichu,shuobudingnatianwojiuzhuanzheng,shixiancongjinsiquedaofenghuangdejiejidakuayue。

shishizhengmingwotaitian(yu)zhen(chun)le。

jiangshijinbaoyangwobushiweilebangwobaituokunjing,tashiweilebaofuwo。

恶狠狠的!